Archive for November, 2009

Nuevo-Groove Baby Making Music…

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

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What the fux is Nuevo Groove?!? I have no gotdamn idea, but I am sure some asshat sitting in a record company office will love the name. Plus Future Funk was already used for some shit. My folks over at OKayPlayer just turned me on to a band called Gordon Voidwell and they are the leading Nuevo Groove band in America.

The mistake I am making from the outset is trying to describe Gordon Voidwell because all the reference points would be for shit I have heard previously. Shit like Funkadelic, Afrika Bambaata, Prince, Shalamar, Devo all have their own unique sounds and so does Gordon Voidwell. I’m in a place where I can fux with this band right now.

I was feeling that Shafiq/Plug Research mixtape something serious and that joint was all over the place. The Gordon Voidwell ‘Voided Checks’ mixtape stays right in the pocket. That funky pocket, where I keep the “loud pack”, if you can dig where I am coming from. Take a listen to some of these tracks and tell me what you think.


‘Ivy League Circus’


‘Planet Love’ *this mah jammmmm!


‘White Friends’


Das Racist – ‘Shorty Said’ (GV Remix)

Gordon Voidwell fux with Das Racist hardbody. This is why the world is so damn church. The world is a big place, but the folks that operate under the same cosmic sine/cosine frequency is the small subset. We usually find each other one way or another. Now that I’ve found Gordon Voidwell I’m gonna go along for the trip. Are you coming too? [ll]

Gordon Voidwell in concert for FREEEEE!
11.03.09 8:00pm @ Brooklyn Bowl
61 Wythe St.
Cost: $0 – FREE.99

Voided Checks Mixtape – FREEEEEE Download

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Sunday, November 1st, 2009

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Here’s the part of our program where you were in the right place at the right time.

I have two(2) DVD’s of the Wachowski brother’s feature film ‘Speed Racer’ to give to the first two DP.commenters on this thread. I fuxed with the film in theatres a couple of times. I liked it that much. I think you will too especially if you ever watched the classic cartoon.

Go Speed Racer, goooooooo!

ADULT SWIM FTW (almost)…

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force is still one of the lynchpins in the Adult Swim programming bloc. It’s good clean retarded fun. Even when it isn’t good and clean its always retarded. And for me, that’s what matters most.

Just don’t fux with Carl’s football picks.

NEAL ADAMS: G.O.A.T. Comic Book Artist

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

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This is an argument that I don’t mind having with Combat Jack. While he leans towards JACK KIRBY and FRANK MILLER as his top tandem I am an unabashed stan of JOHN BYRNE and NEAL ADAMS.

NEAL ADAMS produced the earliest iconographic comic book artwork that I can remember. It was his work on the Batman that first drew (pun intended) me into comicbooks. Where KIRBY was an artist that was known for giving characters their hyper-musculature ADAMS was more proficient at drawing figures that appeared more lithe and sinewy. In some of the NEAL ADAMS covers Batman appears to be fit more like a swimmer or triathlete.

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I also believe that ADAMS panel designs were the inspiration for rebel artists like FRANK MILLER. ADAMS drew off the page and across panel frames so that your eyes moved with the characters. MILLER would employ this technique later on during his stint at Daredevil especially when illustrating the movement of DD’s baton. ADAMS took great pride in how he helped move the comics forward from their campy place in culture they had been placed in during the 1960’s.

I caught up with NEAL ADAMS at the MarvelFest 2009 in-store event at Forbidden Planet. ADAMS was jovial and jocular. He wanted to know why I was calling him a GOAT on camera. I explained that it meant I considered him one of the greatest of all time. He was down with that.

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I asked NEAL ADAMS what was his inspiration to illustrate characters in the manner he chose which seemed more appropriate for a mag like Heavy Metal than for comic books at the time. ADAMS explained how he felt that comics weren’t being given the serious artisitic consideration he thought they deserved. Part of this had to do with the campy programs like the 1960’s Batman TV series which reduced Batman and Robin to a comedy team from being a crime-fighting duo. ADAMS wanted to put that grit back into their stories.

The storylines he collaborated on for the Green Lantern Green Arrow series are by now legendary. Racism, drug abuse and the disenfranchisement of the poor were all part of those issues. His superheroes not only looked real, they acted real. Marvel gets a lot of credit for being the company that portrayed the humanity within their flawed heroes but much of the credit should be given to the artists who were also activists living through this country’s tumult.

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I talked to ADAMS about his run on the X-Men right before the book went on hiatus. The X-Men comic had never seen artwork like his. ADAMS took us back into the Savage Land and also to do battle with Magneto and the Sentinels. The X-Men title had never had an artist as creative as ADAMS was. He made Marvel Girl the sexiest character in the Marvel pantheon. ADAMS artwork wasn’t enough to save the X-Men book though and he returned to DC Comics to work on Batman and the highly acclaimed GL/GA books.

My favorite part of my interview with ADAMS was when I asked him if Batman really “hit” Rhas Al’Ghul’s daughter Talia. NEAL’s reply was that “Batman definitely hit that, in a good way.” Amen to that NEAL ADAMS.

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The BeYONCE Factor Gets Crucial With ALICIA KEYS

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

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I haven’t done a BeYonce Factor in a very long time. Mainly because no one can compete with her. She is like the Godzilla of pop music starlets. Who from her era hasn’t she crushed? Ashanti? Dead to me. Amerie, Ciara, Keisha Cole are all fractions of BeYonce. Even Christina Aguilera and Brittney Spears are washed up next to BeYonce. Who wuld dare try to rise up and challenge the current queen of R & Backside? It looks like we found a contestant in the homewrecking chanteuse ALICIA KEYS.

The internets have been buzzing with the story that ALICIA KEYS is dating Swizz Beats who is suppose dto be married or some shit. Waitaminnit? ALICIA KEYS dates guys? Swizz Beats dates women? I guess mutual beardism is the new beardism. *shrugs shoulders* ALICIA is also co-starring alongside Jay-Z in the music video anthem for New York City ‘Empire State of Mind’.

You folks remember how the BeYONCE Factor works don’t you? It’s really simple and here’s a quick rewind of the format for all of you folks scoring from home or the office…

Jig, spic and priveleged celebs will be rated on a scale for how close their game comes to that of the pinnacle of all jiggaboo goddesses – BeYONCE. In parentheses are the factors that give each candidate a high or low score depending on how we at the website rate them. If a subject does exceptionally well with a factor then they will receive the full allotment of points (100).

1) Can you say her name – (the more‘Black’ sounding the name of the candidate, the higher the number of points)
2) Can she pay her bills – (cash rules everything around us – does the candidate have any?)
3) Is she a survivor – (has the candidate had to endure scandal/controversy?)
4) Baby boy – (has the candidate ever had an abortion?)
5) Cater to you – (would you want a backrub from the candidate?)
6) Dangerously in love – (is the candidate in a relationship that can’t last?)
7) Bootylicious – (this should speak for itself)

Okay, so the criteria is established. Let’s see how ALICIA KEYS stacks up…

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1) Can you say her name – Alicia is hardly as ghetto fab as BeYonce – 50pts
2) Can she pay her bills – Alicia holds down a gang of Grammy awards – 100pts
3) Is she a survivor – Alicia hasn’t had to fight through bad press from former bandmates – 0pts
4) Baby boy – No pregnancy rumors. Evar – 0pts
5) Cater to you – Alicia is fine as wine – 100pts
6) Dangerously in love – Alicia is rumored to have broken up Swizz Beats marriage – 100pts
7) Bootylicious – I’ll let the pic below answer that – 100pts

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ALICIA KEYS only comes up with a total of 550 BeYonce Factor points when we include the 100pts she gets for being a superior actress to BeYonce, and even then that isn’t enough for her to topple Bey from her perch on the top.

Read this and weep ALICIA KEYS stans. BeYonce is still the boss of this shit.