Archive for January, 2010

SEPARATED @ BIRTH: All That Jaz…

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

azzmin

You think Huey and Riley know that Jazmine DuBois is gonna grow up to be this foxy?

I’m ready to start calling Ms.Keys by her new nickname – Azzmin DuBwutt

azzmin

My bad, that was hell’a corny. I don’t mean to offend Alicia Keys anymore. I apologize now for accusing her for playing fake piano during Jay-Z’s insipid urban anthem. During her musical guest spot on Saturday Night Live she played her piano. Albeit it wasn’t that dynamic, but she did play.

Right now, Alicia Keys is owning all the chicks that make musical performances. As soon as she learns how to dance it will be a wrizzap.

Huey and Riley better stop sleeping.

azzmin

All Day I Dream About Skywalking…

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

adidas

Atlanta sneaker fiends get another one…

Not For Long: Wild Card Weekend

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

welker

^ Wes Welker will NOT be helping your fantasy team win in 2010.

I created a form that lists the player positions that you can choose from. Why don’t you meatsauce just copy the form next time so I don’t have to spend an hour on the data entry. ThxUvrymuch.

Okay, let’s keep it real simple on this drop. This is so that you can see who is on your roster for those of you scoring at home.

DP

QB – Tony Romo
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Willis McGahee
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
WR – Reggie Wayne
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Ryan Grant
K – Garrett Hartley
D/ST- Baltimore Ravens

Ami Hobbes

QB – Philip Rivers
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Felix Jones
WR – Reggie Wayne
D/ST- Minnesota Vikings

King Blair

QB – Brett Farve
RB – Reggie Bush
RB – Ray Rice
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
WR – Desean Jackson
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Ryan Grant
K – Matt Stover
D/ST- Cincinatti Bengals

BigNat

QB – Brett Farve
RB – Cedric Benson
RB – Ryan Grant
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
WR – Randy Moss
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Ray Rice
K – Matt Stover
D/ST- Dallas Cowboys

40

QB – Drew Brees
RB – Thomas Jones
RB – Ray Rice
WR – DeSean Jackson
WR – Randy Moss
TE – Dallas Clark
K – Nate Kaeding
FLEX – Miles Austin
D/ST – Green Bay Packers

FredMS

QB – Peyton Manning
RB – Ray Rice
RB – Adrian Peterson
WR – Julian Edelman
WR – Robert Meachem
TE – Jason Witten
FLEX – Brent Celek
K – Mason Crosby
D/ST- New York Jets

Russ the Bus

QB – Aaron Rodgers
RB – Ray Rice
RB – LaDanian Tomlinson
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
WR – Percy Harvin
TE – Jason Witten
FLEX – Cedric Benson
K – David Akers
D/ST- Minnesota Vikings

dat520

QB – Drew Brees
RB – Ray Rice
RB – Cedric Benson
WR – Reggie Wayne
WR – Randy Moss
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Darren Sproles
D/ST – Cincinatti Bengals

Rob

QB – Phillip Rivers
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Ray Rice
WR – Marques Colston
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
TE – Jason Witten
FLEX – Ryan Grant
K – David Akers
D/ST – Cincinatti Bengals

StookieBrother1

QB – Tony Romo
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Ryan Grant
WR – Wes Welker
WR – Reggie Wayne
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Larry Fitzgerald
K – Shayne Graham
D/ST – Dallas Cowboys

LM

QB – Aaron Rodgers
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Ray Rice
WR – Desean Jackson
WR – Randy Moss
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Dallas Clark
K – Shayne Graham
D/ST – Arizona Cardinals

JaiSlayer

QB – Peyton Manning
RB – Thomas Jones
RB – Marion Barber
WR – Marques Colston
WR – Derrick Mason
TE – Brent Celek
FLEX – Antonio Gates
K – Ryan Longwell
D/ST – New York Jets

Smell Deez

QB – Peyton Manning
RB – Ray Rice
RB – Adrian Peterson
WR – Miles Austin
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Thomas Jones
K – Garrett Hartley
D/ST – Indianapolis Colts

Polotron

QB – Peyton Manning
RB – Ray Rice
RB – Adrian Peterson
WR – Miles Austin
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Thomas Jones
K – Garrett Hartley
D/ST – Dallas Cowboys

Amadeo

QB – Phillip Rivers
RB – Ray Rice
RB – Ryan Grant
WR – Sidney Rice
TE – Jason Witten
FLEX – Dallas Clark
D/ST – Green Bay Packers

Quimby

QB – Peyton Manning
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Reggie Bush
WR – Randy Moss
WR – Desean Jackson
TE – Jason Witten
FLEX – Ryant Grant
K – Nate Kaeding
D/ST- Minnesota Vikings

getthesenets

QB – Donovan McNabb
RB – Cedric Benson
RB – Ray Rice
WR – Robert Meacham
WR – Vincent Jackson
TE – Visanthe Shiancoe
FLEX- Larry Fitzgerald
K – Matt Stover
D/ST – Philadelphia Eagles

cocotaso

QB – Brett Farve
RB – Ryan Grant
RB – Marion Barber
WR – Wes Welker
WR – Reggie Wayne
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Jeremy Shockey
K – Shayne Graham
D/ST – New York Jets

wmarv

QB – Tom Brady
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Ray Rice
WR – Reggie Wayne
WR – Chad Ocho Cinco
TE – Jermichael Finley
FLEX – Miles Austin
K – Jay Feeley
D/ST – New Orleans Saints

RTHSTN

QB – Peyton Manning
RB – Reggie Bush
RB – Ray Rice
WR – Miles Austin
WR – Sidney Rice
TE – Jermichael Finley
FLEX – Thomas Jones
K – David Akers
D/ST – Dallas Cowboys

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

sneaker con

via the PremiumLaces weblog

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, January 8th, 2010

premium

Premium Pete is going Holly’hood on us?

Nahh, Drizzy is just one of the regular customers at Premium Laces NY who digs getting the hookup from Pete. Premium Laces is the only store in New York City to honor the ‘I Fux With Dallas Penn’ discount. Now don’t call up Premium and ask him for the DP discount because only DP can have the DP discount. What you can have is the ‘I Fux With Dallas Penn’ discount, and you can only have that if you remember to say [pause] after you say that you fux with Dallas Penn.

Premium called me up and told me that he had a little treat for two(2) DP.com lady sneaker fiends. Pete is giving away a pair of Nike Red laces for the first two(2) DP.com lady sneaker fiends that send us pix of them in their kicks. Sneaker pr0n is all good. The Nike Red laces were created as part of Nike’s ongoing social project to help fight AIDS in Africa. Me personally, I don’t believe in AIDS in as much as I believe that people need access to clean drinking water and competent healthcare professionals and if my consumption can help aid in that direction then I am all in.

nike red

So ladies, send us a pic of you in your kicks and you get a box of these nifty Nike Red laces that say you are part of the web of life on this planet.

Ladies always stay laced at Premium Laces NY.