Archive for January, 2010

Rostislav Rossky >>> Rick Ross…

Friday, January 8th, 2010

russian mafia

Just like the Russian mafia is more hardbody than anything we have ever made (except for maybe our CIA), the Russian Rick Ross is way more hardbody than the rapper Rick Ross, who is actually a former corrections officer named William Leonard Roberts II.

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ricky

Yo, is Ross wearing mascara [ll]?!?

Peep how this Russian dude is so bad ass that not only is his profanity bleeped, but he has to have a blackout strip placed over his mouth so that you can’t even read his lips. Rostislav Rossky is so gangster that he shakes down pimps and even the ONLY African dude bootlegging in Russia. Sonn is more hardbody than John Gotti.

This isn’t simply vodka money he is playing around with either, this is that fur-trapper Siberian prison oil money that the Russian Rick Ross is flaunting.

Officer Ricky might can make it rain, but Rostislav Rossky can make it Ruble.

Props to Dmitry the Brooklyn Jew for the link

All Day I Dream About Stormtroopers…

Friday, January 8th, 2010

clone trooper

Midtown Comics is having a 30% Off sale on back issues and action figures just in time for my paycheck so after I pay my late and past due bills I will surreptitiously put myself back on the poverty wheel, but I will have that Stealth Iron Man in my archive so don’t worry about me.

The real score at Midtown may be the Ralph McQuarrie Star Wars concept character designs that Hasbro made into action figures. The box sets were about $40 apiece the last time I floated thru Midtown. What’s 30% off of $40? Hmmm, still not too affordable yet, especially since AJ Wright is selling figures for $3.99 a pop. Amadeo, check your mailbox for an Imperial Stormtrooper and a Rebel Vanguard Trooper.

Speaking of Stormtroopers… My homeslice threw me this adidas link to show me the shoes that should have been part of the adidas x Star Wars pack. These joints are made for the sport of archery. The kicks are husky but I wouldn’t put them on a Stormtrooper. Memo to adidas: Back to the drawing board you losers.

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clone trooper

We Kno U H8 2 W8…

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

ic boys

The Internets Celebrities next big video titled ‘Stadium Status’ is chugging right along. Everyone is amped to wrap the shooting and drill down on the edit console but it needs to be right, and for it to be right we need to take our time. We learned this first hand after a trip to DiFara’s pizzeria in the Midwood section of Brooklyn. The IC’s spent two hours waiting for their pie to be prepared and at the end of it all it was agreed the wait was worth it.

We know you hate to wait, but trust that the ICs are cooking up something awesome.

Sheba’s Daughters Are Under Siege…

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

ethiopia

I h8 to read stories like this one…

Israel’s Treatment of Ethiopians ‘Racist’

From the eugenics programs to the outright genocide of the Palestine people to this ‘birth control’ fiasco we find that the state of Israel acts much like the oppresive German regime from which they escaped from.

The Ethiopian Jew speaks the ancient Hebrew aramaic language. Still they are considered second class citizens socially, politically and economically. Now Israel’s health system is treating them like chattel biologically.

Mandatory contraception from South Africa? I was never comfortable with Israel’s relationship with South Africa and I definitely don’t want them using drugs that the Dutch used during apartheid.

How does one approach Israel on their human rights record when the argument is almost always diverted to the Holocaust or attributed to anti-Semitism? Standing up for the Ethiopian Jew is actually proactive Semitism. I am just trying to preserve the descendants of Shem.

J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets…

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

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The Super Bowl this year could shake up a whole lot of ways that would make me happy. The Jets could face the Cowboys. The Jets could face the Packers. The Packers could face the Chargers. The Cowboys could crush the Colts. Once I select my NFL playoffs fantasy squad all that favorite team shit goes out the window.

I hope this is finally the year that TONY ROMO doesn’t choke to death in the post-season. If he does I want his ass traded ASAP (peace to WARREN SAPP). Let’s set off another DP.com pool and here are the rules…

First Rule: Read these fux’n rules correctly.

If you fux up your roster you are shit out of luck. The fantasy pool admin (myself) does not give a good gotdamn about whatever your problems are. Submit one roster only. You have until Saturday 01.09.10 12:00pm EST to post your squad so take your time to do it correctly.

You can only pick one(1) player per team. So if you chose Tom Brady as your QB you can NOT Randy Moss as a WR. Take your time and use strategy when assembling your team. You will only get points when your player plays so be careful of the 1st round byes and teams you think will only play one game. Your team must consist of…

PLAYERS
1 QB
2 RB
2 WR
1 TE
1 FLEX(could be a running back, wide receiver, or tight end)
1 Kicker
1 Defense/Special Teams

SCORING
6 pts- TD Rushing, Receiving, Passing
6 pts- Defensive TD, Kickoff Return/Punt Return for a TD
6 pts- Defensive Shutout
3 pts- Field Goals (4pts- 40 yarder, 5pts- 50 yarder, 6pts- 60 yarder)
3 pts- Defense holds opponent to 9 points or less
2 pts- Defensive safety
2 pts- Two point conversion (Rushing, Receiving, Passing)
1 pt- Every 10 yards Receiving, Rushing
1 pt- Every 20 yards Passing
1 pt- Defensive sack, interception, fumble recovery
1 pt- Kicking extra point
0 pts- Any yardage on punt/kickoff returns

* If a punt or kickoff is returned for a TD the D/ST gets 6 points and if you have a guy like Wes Welker as one of your WR’s he will also be credited with 6 pts if he ran it back. So in that scenario the Pats D & Welker will be credited 6 pts.
* RB has 73 rushing yards and 10 receiving yards(total yards – 83) he will be credited 8 pts.
* If a QB has 200 passing yards -1 rushing(total yards – 199), he will be credited 9 pts. If he has 199 passing yards &1 rushing(total yards – 200), he will be credited 10
*This is NOT for just the first round, but the ENTIRE playoffs so once your player is out you cant pick up another you have to play a man or two or three down.

Here’s what my squad looks like…

QB – Tony Romo
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Willis McGahee
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
WR – Reggie Wayne
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Ryan Grant
K – Garrett Hartley
D/ST- Baltimore Ravens

Good luck to everyone who puts in a playoff roster.

You. Could. Go. All. The. Waaaaaay.

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