Brett Favre vs. Peyton Manning would make Roger Goodell cream himself [ll].
Most people think this matchup saves the league’s entire season?
Discuss…
Archive for January, 2010
Golden Boys And White Knights…
Thursday, January 21st, 2010SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
My homey Premium Pete hit me up on the TWitters and told me to check the PremiumLacesNY site for a look at the newly released Quickstrike Nike SB Dunk Hi. These joints have been nicknamed the ‘Boom’. Normally, Nike has me locked from the word Dunk. SB Quickstrikes? I’m gonna have to get familiar with these joints.
The ‘Boom’ are on some superhero shit just like the adidas Star Wars pack was on some faux sci-fi fanboy shit. C’mon Nike SB?!? This can’t be the best y’all can do? No self respecting superhero is going out like this. No suede? No patined leather?
Sorry Nike SB, and you know I ride out for the Dunk shoe hardbody, but as the representative for sneaker collecting superhero fanboys all across the internets I’m gonna have to pass on these joints.
The ‘Boom’ reminds me more of Kaboom (read: clown shoes)
“Kaboom! Guess who stepped in the room?”
Tell Everybody That You Know…
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
This is still one of the best songs of the new millenium…
When this joint first dropped I wanted to make an official tissue music video. I pictured that the vid opened with KanYe running through the woods in a t-shirt and jeans. His shirt was bloody and ripped.
The scene then flashes back to beforehand where we see KanYe and a large group of people (hangers-on, critics, but def not ‘friends’) drinking champagne in a snow covered cabin. KanYe smiles but you can see its forced and dude is pained. KanYe walks to the door and locks it definitively. Then he takes an axe off the wall.
Next scene is Lil’ Wang and he is in the cabin as well. He nods to KanYe then he smashes a bottle of champagne on the floor. We see the spilled champagne morph into blood. Wang sings his verses in cabin which is now totally blood splattered. Wang spreads gasoline around the cabin like he is wildin’ out. Wang throws a match in the cabin as he exits.
We see Wang running through the woods and looking back at the disintegrating, flaming [ll] cabin.
Wang makes it to a clearing where a waiting SUV is running and in the cold dark night he changes his t-shirt and hops in the passenger seat. KanYe drives off. End scene.
Maybe my vision is too hardbody?
Dick Tracy >>> TV Wiggles…
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
Dick Tracy’s Chester Gould had it all figured out way back when. Gould knew that television was killing fools even though the medium was in its literal infancy when he created the evil villain character TV Wiggles.
I’m definitely not thinking about a flatscreen now that this report dropped…
Watching TV May Shorten Life for Couch Potatoes
Mobile media is the only way to fux with receiving information. I’m getting myself a Dick Tracy watch so I can do my internetsing from my wrist. All I need to remember is to peep pr0n videos from my left arm.
Brianna Love FTW (never, EVER SFW)
Cougar Nation…
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
The women are finally getting theirs and everyone is all fuxed the fux up about it. Why can’t women get their rocks off, no matter how old they are? I watched Sophia Loren at the Golden Globes the other night and I’ll be damned if my manhood didn’t get piqued at the sight of her big ol’ dusty boobs. So what if only powdered milk is coming out of those nipples? I’m down to add water and put that in my oatmeal. Menopause is like God’s way of saying “now you can hit that raw playboy”. And who doesn’t like it raw?
Women’s sexuality is the scariest shit in the world. It’s almost as scary as angry young Black males. Add a women’s sexuality to an angry, young Black males energy and you have a national emergency. Jim Crow laws specifically punished white women and Black men from intermarrying so we wouldn’t have a bunch of Barack Obamas and Tiger Woods running around the country.
Tiger Woods is gonna go to rehab in order to keep him from smashing new twat? That is the mistake. He needs rehab in order to help him pick and choose some official beatboxes. No more babysitters or waitresses. It’s time for Tiger to start fuxing actresses and actual supermodels. If I had his paper I wouldn’t still be eating off the ‘Dollar Menu’. There are 40yr old, and 50yr old chicks out there as bad as shit and they know how to keep their under the sheets biz discreet like a motherfuxer. Keep in mind the added benefits of menopause.
We are tumbling headfirst towards Hell and a handbasket. I say that Tiger Woods should fux whoever he wants. I say that women should fux whoever they wants. People trying to have sex isn’t my problem. Not having money IS my problem. If Tiger’s libido and middle-aged pussy can fix the economy then let’s add that shit to this stupid ass healthcare bill.
