Archive for February, 2010

The Rise Of The Mega-Corp…

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

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The extended recession we have been experiencing here in the States is leading us up to the rise of the mega-corporation. Job creation has been so poor and the federal government has been so disconnected from this task that the people have been beholden to the mega-corps for their economic well being. The mega-corps are powerful because they have control of horizontal and vertical industries.

Take McDonald’s for instance. It’s not simply enough to dot the cityscape and the suburbs with restaurants. I may have passed a hundred McDonald’s installations yesterday on my trip through the Bronx. McDonald’s also owns the shipping containers and the suppliers. The paper cartons that their products are sold in are created in McDonald’s own papermills. The only thing McDonald’s might outsource would be the advertising campaigns.

The advantage to all of McDonald’s vertical integration is that the mega-corp can better control their pricepoint at the consumer stage. Hence, the McD Dollar Menu and the fact it has remained in effect for several years. I’m not totally against monopolies either. Snce we are a capitalistic nation one of the economic systems natural by-products is the creation of a monopoly. Just study how the banking system was collapsing onto itself. Still there is something sinister that underlies the mega-corporation.

Everyone loves to shit on Wal-Mart almost as much as they love to shit on McDonald’s, but Wal-Mart is one of my favorite mega-corps. Full disclosure: Wal-Mart sells the best action fugures on the planet. When I’m in Atlanta I might buy several hundred dollars worth of Star Wars and Marvel Legends figures. Wal-Mart’s industrials produces the majority of goods sold in Wal-Mart stores. They could literally only sell Wal-Mart shit if they wanted to. Wal-Mart is far from the most evil mega-corp in my opinion. That would be Walt Disney Co.

Not just because in a recession they had the billions to plunk down and acquire Marvel Comics, but because of the way they administer the area in Florida that they own. Disney has their own laws on their property and a quasi-government in place. I’m sure they have their scientists working on human cloning and cryogenics. The only thing left for Disney is to form their own standing para-military army. I’m sure it’s coming.

PatLabor Disney.

Joell Ortiz feat. Novel – ‘Call Me’ Video

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

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The final edit by Rik Cordero is finished and the video def has an ‘Around The Way Girl’ feel.

Shouts to Joell Ortiz, Novel, Spree Wilson and my homey JackzMusic starring as the young Joell.

The Joell Ortiz x Novel project titled ‘Defying The Predictable‘ has more anthemic, throwback good music. ‘Stand Up’ is a track that was tragically slept on.

Joell Ortiz featuring Novel – ‘Stand Up’

DP MetroCard Madness…

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

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I’m about to GO IN partypeople.

I’m about to stretch an unlimited Metrocard to the limits. The MetroCard allows access to MTA buses and subways and this includes the Long Island bus routes as well as the Bee Line bus routes in lower WestChester.

The second part of this mission of madness was inspired by A.J. Wright’s ‘Final Clearance’ sale which is granting 50% off items that bear a yellow clearance ticket. I just bought four (4) Air Jordan warm up jackets for $5 apiece. I gave one to Premium Pete, one is being to shipped to SlumBeezy for his DP.comtributions and I still have two(2) to fux around with.

Today’s mission finds me on the hunt for those bombproof Timbs. They were on yellow tag clearance for $21 so if I find a pair in the size I want they will be $10.50 and that is making me in-FUXING-sane. The idea of coming up on armageddon-proof Timberland boots for less than the price of a movie ticket has inspired me to undertake this journey.

The first leg will find me on the N4 Long Island bus starting from the Freeport hub.

The N4 will leave me in Jamaica, Queens at the E train station Parsons/Archer Aves.

The E train will transfer me to the R train at Queens Plaza then one (1) stop to Lexington/59th St #5 transfer.

Uptown #5 trian to last stop in the Bronx – Dyre Ave and then to eastbound Bx16 bus to Pelham Manor

Pelham Manor A.J. Wright location

Bx16 westbound to Major Deegan Expressway and transfer to BeeLine bus #20 or #21 going north into Yonkers.

Yonkers/Cross County A.J. Wright location

I bet the trip across the Bronx and up to Yonkers will be as long as the trip was just to get to the Bronx.

I may not even copp anything, but the trip will be so fuxing epic.

Or I could just stay home…

mta

Olympics = Zenith Of Ghey Sports…

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

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If they play your sport at the Olympics I will lay odds to rods [ll] that sport is ghey as fux. Some sports are inherently gheyer than most because they involve the competitors actually nestling within the genitals of their mates [ll].

Look at the double luge. Is luge some kind of Germanic word for having sex with another man’s ass? That is surely what that shit looks like. One guy steers the sled while the other guy tries to put his dick in the first guy’s butt [ll].

If the real meaning of luge isn’t that you are fuxed then the United States Olympic Committee, or whoever it is that gives away those gold medals needs to change the name to appropriately describe what you are when you come unglued from your sled while traveling at 100mph.

I think you are fuxed, but that’s just me.

I’m not all mathy-math boy, but I have a damn good imagination and I can imagine what the centrifgual force was as this dude’s sled whipped around each subsequent corner. You just hope your skin holds together somewhat and your skull isn’t cracked open like a cantaloupe splattering all of your sanguine brain meat.

Doing what amounts to cardio shit while wearing spandex, singlets, tightpants or even shorts is ghey. Doing that shit for NO money except for possibly a medal is super ghey. Dying during a practice run for your amateur sport makes you the patron saint of homosexuals. Practice?!? This would have never happened to Allen Iverson.

God please rest NODAR KUMARITASHVILI’s soul in ghey sports heaven.

luge

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Friday, February 12th, 2010

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Niggas sort of rap, and they sing songs,
I’m gorilla rap, call me King Kong!


Sean Price – ‘Shut The Fux Up!’

what up to Fresco??!! aka PF Cuttin’

Who? Who is fuxing with Sean P?

No. Body.

Hail Meg!

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