Archive for October, 2010

It Will All Make Sense One Day…

Friday, October 22nd, 2010

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Getting into the Sunshine Theatre on East Houston Street was going to be a clusterfuck last night. The theatre was hosting KanYe West’s premiere of his movie ‘Runaway‘. The film is a rap opera reminiscent of Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’ which could be considered the rock music counterpart.

‘Runaway’ is ambitious in it’s attempt to tell the story of redemption and release. Victoria Secret’s model Selita Edwards provides her beauty as the ultimate muse. A phoenix. She is destined to burn herself into ashes but KanYe wants to preserve her.

Ultimately she must burn up and he must be alone.

The film is visually stunning. There are scenes that are unlike anything we have seen created from a Hip-Hop artist. With this film KanYe West transcends rap music. He isn’t bigger than Hip-Hop. He just sits above Hip-Hop.

I suppose KanYe West could spend less of his money on Louis V. luggage and more (some, any?) on getting some good pyschological help. But he wouldn’t be nearly as entertaining if he removed his social Tourettes. KanYe still says that shit that is on many of our minds with a crass wit most of us wish we had. He doesn’t know how to let go of the shit he loves. I can relate to separation anxiety my damn self.

‘Runaway’ will be dissected, debated, dissed and at the end of the day you will see that KanYe West has complete autonomy for the projects he wants to deliver. He has taken his personal losses to fuel his current success. KanYe is taking over this rap shit just like Mos Def promised us he would. But I don’t know how many people are ready for this dude’s interpretation of ‘our’ music.

Does anyone even care about rap shit anymore?

Morehouse Men: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell…

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

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There are two things I don’t want to do as a real Black man. The first is go into the army. The second is go to college. At least if I went into the army they would pay me to follow the orders of some sycophant. You go to college and you have to pay them to give you assignments. How crazy is that? Like I’m gonna pay someone to give me odd jobs?

Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiidddddd!

The reaction that Morehouse College’s president takes to the exposure of his student body [ll] are as inane as the military’s opinion of their soldiers who are homosexual. It’s incredulous to me that both institution’s want their populations repressed as a method for controlling them. Who the fux cares about the gheys other than the gheys? Don’t ask, don’t tell? Hell yeah, just don’t try to fingerbang my foxhole.

Politically powerful gheys are upset because they don’t want their class status revoked. This is why you can never equate ghey rights with those of the Black or the colored injuns. When you are a Black you are always a Black. When you are ghey you can rock the closet to keep your standing in society. Just look at Eddie Long. Who incidentally plays the Atlanta political scene kind of big.

Atlanta should just change their name to Freaklanta.

It has the same number of syllables.

Neal Adams Is The G.O.A.T.

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

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I know that CMJ is taking over most of downtown NYC, but with the greatest comic book illustrator of all time in SoHo tonight I have my plans set.

Neal Adams run on Batman is some of the greatest superhero artwork ever. The Bat is a fluid, sinewy nightstalker. He makes the Bat seem real and you can see the pain Bruce Wayne has carried with him since childhood.

Neal Adams will be featuring some of his recent Batman project for this NYC visit.

Animazing Gallery
54 Greene Street (corner of Broome)
SoHo, NYC

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If Ya’ Like It Then Ya’ Should’a Put A Bib On It…

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

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Jay-Z and his alleged wife BeYonce are reported to be allegedly expecting their first child. Their. Alleged. First. Child.

I remember reading some story on the internets about how BeYonce had to terminate a pregnancy since the baby daddy was some loser from her hometown in Texas. It’s also hard to believe no scheming chick hasn’t secured a seed from Shawn Carter.

So if this moment is actually true it is monumental and historic for all the fans of these two megastars. Who may or may not be married. Only time will tell if BeYonce is actually with child, but in the meantime and in between time we can do what the internets is famous for…

Giving people advice they didn’t ask for.

Over 126,000 kids were born in New York in 2009. This is a list of the 10 most popular names.

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If the Jay-Bey child is a boy it would be too obvious to name him Jayson huh?

How about Shawonce? Any real African-American can tell you this name works for both a boy or a girl.

I like Singladeeshia for a girl, or maybe even Rocasia.

I’m sure whichever name the alleged couple chooses will be filled with the creativity they have brought into the entertainment industry.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

air jordan 2009

I don’t feature Jordan brand shoes on this page because I don’t really fux with J’s like that anymore. You can pretty much go anywhere on the web and see some shit about Air Jordans. Knowing all of that going in I have to talk to you about this shoe – The Air Jordan 2009.

I loved the profile of the AJ2009 from the word go, but the $190 pricepoint was totally prohibitive. Only the most gonzo Air Jordan fan was copping these shoes. It was the first time I could remember AJ stans dissing the shoe release on a wholesale level.

It wasn’t until I came up on these shoes in A.J.Wright stores that I decided to fux with the shoe. As it stands now I have 3 pairs of 2009s. They were too cheap for me not to copp. I just saw them for $29.99 at the Nike outlet in Woodbury Commons. If you see this shoe for less than $50 I am telling you to go in hardbody.

I finally cracked a pair last weekend and they blew my mind. They were more responsive and more comfortable than a pair of Air Max. So I consulted with one of my Sneaker Fiends superstars who also happens to be a de facto Jordan brand representative – Solace from Timeless Truth.

Solace sent me these links of his homey Jason Mayden who actually designed the Air Jordan 2009. After learning all about the technical details of these shoes I can’t wait to rock them again. Keep a lookout for these shoes in my next fanboy video. Until then…

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