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You may imagine it might be physically impossible to do LESS than Kim Kardashian, but I think Amber Rose has one-upped her bodacious bootylicious counterpart. Both of these women are shaking what their mother’s gave them to secure a level of celebrity status normally reserved for, well, actual celebrities.

KanYe West – ‘Hell Of A Life’

Amber Rose was spotted in New York City driving a drop top Lambourghini Gallardo. This car costs somewhere in the range of 200 stacks. That’s $200,000 thousand for those that need the clarity. I’m not sure how you finance that kind of whip when your resume more than likely lists your occupation as ‘professional piece of poontang’.

Even in a slowed economy the value of poon seems to keep pace. I wonder if there are stock programs you can invest in for jumpoffs?

Amber’s celebrity is squarely based on her relationship with Kanye West. And the fact she has the perfect C-cup backside. This is what puts her on the guest list for exclusive red carpet events and apparently allows her to secure luxury car rentals.

Try and imagine what car she might be driving if her and Kanye were still an item. She’d be spotted on the streets parking a spaceship. Don’t bother pulling up to Amber Rose’s bumper with your long black limousine. She’s already got one of her own.