Archive for January, 2011

IRON MAN 4 EVAR!

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

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Blame the folks at 2DBZ and NahReezy for letting me live with my action figure fanboy videos. This ‘Apollo Kids’ album is too enjoyable for me not to drop another joint.

This figure is the Marvel Selects Ultimate Iron Man. You have to go to a comic store like Forbidden Planet to copp one of these pieces. Or eBay.

Lifestyle For The Children…

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

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I bagged Chocolate Snowflake up years ago by showing off my collection of lifestyle apparel for children, along with the matching adult I.T.s.

When R.L. does it big he does it major.

I’m gonna have to put these joints in my archive for both Chocolate Snowflake and the baby Dallas.

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Kim Kardashian’s Discardable Whiteness…

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

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Kim Kardashian obviously has a little Black inside of her, and I’m not just talking about Ray J *rimshot*

I’m talking about the part of her that thinks you can cross colorlines in America. That worked for a while with Mariah Carey and even Tiger Woods, but it will come to nip Kim Kardashian in her ample tuchus before it’s all said and done.

Bo Derek could get away with her fetishism of Blackness and wearing prison plaits because she was basically ‘blonded’. I assume that we all know being blonded is the same as being bonded when it relates to ‘American’ privilege.

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Kim is hell’a swarthy tho’ so she better watch out before the Illuminati makes her play on the darker side permanently.

You can’t just play around with whiteness that way.

Whiteness is some serious shit.

Do you realize there are people being promoted to jobs they aren’t qualified for because they have whiteness?

Do you understand that there are opportunities being given to people simply because they have whiteness?

And Kim Kardashian has the nerve to act like she can move back and forth with her whiteness as much as changing a pair of her underdrawls? Which I’m sure are delicious, BTW.

Somebody with some whiteness (like Madonna) better inform Kim Kardashian that playing Black is all fun and games until they start making your $change$ strange.

And I still don’t see any Black faces on the U.S. dollar. Do you?

Hip-Hop Trendspotting: Rappers Going To Prison…

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

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Let’s hope that this image was of Lil’ Wang giving JaFool advice to keep it on the hush while he is locked down? [ll]

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: Rap, Prison and Recidivism

*if you can’t bless the kid with some prA’li paper at least leave a comment at this drop so that I might could get paid somehow for this blogging shit*

True Grit Kicks Ass…

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

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From some of the trailers I had watched I imagined ‘True Grit’ was going to be like ‘Kick Ass’ except it would staged in the old west. I thoroughly enjoyed both films but ‘True Grit’ was more Shakespeare on the range than samurai on the run. This movie is already at the top of my 2011 list. Thor and Transformers are going to really have to blow me down [ll] to take the crown away from this flick.

The language that fills this movie was both entertaining and educational. The Coen brothers direction of Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, Barry pepper and Josh Brolin was phenomenal, but the movie belonged to Hailee Steinfeld who was the character with the most grit and determination in the film.

Jeff Bridges is the Ghostface Killah of cinema stars. He consistently does classic work, but is always overlooked for the Pacinos and DeNiros in the game. ‘Big Lebowski’ and ‘Starman’ should be on your all-time top 100 movies list, and I put ‘The Fisher King’ on my top 20. ‘True Grit’ just earned a space on the all-time list thanks to Bridges gristled, gnarled, gritty portrayal of US marshal seeking glory and the respect of a young girl.

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