The next wave to comeup on stolen shit like homegirl who rocked the Ralph Lauren security to sleep would be to have a Black skint Tyrese type nigga come into a store with his shirt off, while you have your white Betty stuff shit down her shirt.
Archive for March, 2012
Shoplifting Lifestyle…
Friday, March 23rd, 2012
This brazen old white just walked up in the Polo mansion snatched a $25K handbag off a display and walked right out the store off into the sunset.
Why? Because the security is busy sweating Trayvon Martin’s cousin who might take a $200 scarf. Or actually, buy the $200 scarf because that Black dude ain’t try’na go to Rikers for that shit. I walk into a fancy boutique and I know I’m an automatic suspect. I accept that tho’, because when I was a teenager I might would have tried to robberize some shit.
The purse this white purloined wasn’t on that Hermes shit, but it was still official crocodile tissue. Salutes to that lady for being so thorough and going for the gold like a laser.
Get Ready For Cooking…
Thursday, March 22nd, 2012
Let that boy cook!
Bravo TV’s Chef Roble stops by the Combat Jack Show.
Shouts to the internets. I’ll be with y’all next week.
WHY DEAR GOD, WHY…
Wednesday, March 21st, 2012
Because New York City NEEEEDS Jesus!
DP x WALMART 2012…
Wednesday, March 21st, 2012
One last late night rant from Atlanta (Do I need to rename these vids Rantlanta? Okay maybe not) before I board the plane back to NYC.
It’ll be several months before I can consume this much sugar and HFCS again.