Are we all in agreement with this? The latest installment of the DC Comics franchise was regrettably a piece of shiite. I am not going to go into all the reasons why this may have been the worst superhero flick ever, but I will just say that there was way too much wasted talent, money and time on this production. Sadly, I am never getting those two and half hours back.
The story presented in this movie was for a Black superhero, like maybe the Falcon or Black Lightning. I mean, what white gets stronger by being in the sun?!? BRYAN SINGER was director, producer and writer for the movie. He fucked up by thinking that he was really the shit. The story which had potential, was ultimately flat and lacked credibility as a Superman storyline. I am going to list a couple of joints that ruined the film for me. Don’t read this post any further if you are still going to waste your hard earned money on this supertrash.
1) Superman gets his strength from the sun and he never has to break out the SPF-100 even though dude is pasty like a muhh.
2) The characters have been modernized in that Lois Lane is a groupie video ho reporter. Superman banged out Lois Lane and she had a seed, but he doesn’t know it because he skated from Earth for five years (told you that it hould have been a Black man).
3) JAMES MARDSEN has to be BRYAN SINGER’s lover because why else would you jump from the X-Men franchise where your character gets to bang out Jean Grey to a storyline where you have to be the beard to Lois Lane and raise a child that isn’t even yours.
4) KEVIN SPACEY couldn’t save this piece of shit film either with a portrayal of Lex Luthor that lacked malevolence and comedy. It was somewhere in between the two and that’s a shame because KEVIN can bring the heat or the laughs when his writing is sharp.
5) Who the fuck is in the Quality and Assurance Deptartment at the film studio? They made sure that the telephones received the brand placement ‘AVAYA’, but Superman’s cape had no ‘S’ on it?!?
6) The worst action scenes of any superhero movie ever. No azz kicking monsters or thirty-story robots. Just a dude with his underpants on the outside of his pantyhose, unable to tell this groupie slut that he loves her.
7) BRANDON ROUTH = extra BOUTROS BOUTROS BOUTROS GREG LOUGANIS
