DICK’s REEYATCH, BEEEYATCH!

May 16th, 2006

bossman

The Vice President’s financial disclosure forms are public info and it seems that the high price of gas won’t be a problem for him.

If I ruled the world
Huh, huh, huh, huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
I’d love all the girls, I love ’em, love ’em baby!!
Black diamonds and pearls, ooh yeah, yeah
If I ruled the world…

The 2006 She-Man Prom Photo Album

May 16th, 2006

shim

You demanded it. Your overwhelming enthusiasm with the annual H.A.M. awards has forced BLU CHEEZ to dig further into the internets for the kind of content that you, the viewer, wants to see. Really crazy people living really crazy lives doing really crazy things. On Sunday at the commencement for Spelman College, BILL COSBY was telling Black women to ‘man up’ since all the bothers are in prison now. Guess what BILL, they all aren’t in prison, but the sisters still need to man up because the fellas are dressing down. I blame white tees.

I don’t know what to say to BLU CHEEZ about this collection. It is disturbing on several different levels. You are compelled to stare at it like a car accident. Trying to make heads (no B.B.) or tails (extra no B.B.) out of the wreckage. This was evidently a special event because the scenery appears hand made and not store bought. Maybe it was a graduation ceremony and these students are moving up to a newer, larger, more prestigious academy where they will be taught the special art of ‘tucking’ and ‘sashaying’.

Maybe it’s just a bunch of trannies who rented an auditorium and decided to do things up the only way they know how – absolutely fabulous.

The 2006 She-Man Prom Photo Album

The DA VINCI CODE Is Bringing People Together

May 16th, 2006

j.c.

What’s the one thing that Muslims and Roman Catholics can agree upon? It’s that the DA VINCI CODE desrves two thumbs down. And TOM HANKS hairstyle was meh.

The two groups have come together in Bombay to protest the release of ‘The DA VINCI CODE’ in theaters. The biggest issue with the movie is the theory that JESUS was married to MARY MAGDALENE and she got preggers with his seed. I like the notion of the big J.C. doing his freak-a-leak with the whore stripper exotic dancer that rolled with his crew.

I think it’s funny too that people in Bombay object to this movie when that is one of the places in southern Asia where you can score 13yr. old poon on the regular. Just so long as your not J.C.

STEVIE WONDER On SESAME STREET

May 15th, 2006

stevie

Peace to everybody that came out for the KEISTAR Productions annual STEVIE WONDER tribute party.

How crazy good was that night?

Catch A Falling STAR…

May 14th, 2006

star

True story is that I was completely disconnected from the reality of the city that I live in. I don’t listen to commercial radio at all so I didn’t know about the latest publicity stunt that the local hip-hop stations were working together on. The rumor is that a radio personality will have to do a short stay at central booking because of some wild business that was said over the public airwaves. That’s too bad and it’s completely unexpected from what I know about him which is apparently nothing.

I just got to read some of the transcripts that have been circulating the internets and I am kind of disappointed because of what has transpired. It used to be that bad boys moved in silence especially when you thought you needed an extra step or two on your enemies. To involve someone’s whore wife and future whore seed is despicable and definitely not gangster. Whore’s got it bad enough already (Durham, N.C. stand the fuck up!).

What exactly precipitated this climax (nullus) is beyond me. Like I said before I don’t listen to commercial radio EVER. It mirrors the exact same shit that I see on the Massa Tell lies Vision network so why should I bother? There is going to have to be a new day, because my community is under siege internally and externally. Niggas in New York City are categorically unemployed so I suppose this is a case of the mode finding the statistical mean. I thought that this broadcaster had his eyes on the prize, but something must have clouded his vision.

After a fine or two is paid and the lawsuit is settled I am sure it will be back to business as usual. Clear Channel Communications has too much Texas scrilla riding on this Black man to release him from the plantation. CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE was happy when the radio program rejected my video submission for their sportscaster search. She got her chance to give me a big “told you so” when she saw that they were using my writing without giving me any credit. C.S. met one one of the show’s personalities and she could smell he was a piece of shit right off the bat.

I didn’t really feel any kind of way about that situation because when you deal with these types of folks you have to remember my boy JONATHON’s ‘Industry Rule #3,080’…

RECORD COMPANY PEOPLE ARE SHADY!