I used to be able to bag up shorties with my eyebrow compliments. Chicks eat that shit up like corned beef hash. I would give them kudos if I thought that they had threaded as opposed to waxing. I just loved to watch them blush and get shy. Girls like it when you pay attention to the details, because they spend a grip on the detailing. Too bad too many lame niggas peeped my game. Now all kinds of bum azz niggas is giving ladies compliments on their eyebrow game.
That is why I am BILLY SUNDAY and they aren’t. I stay way ahead of these lame azz fools with my pickup lines. The new shit I am on this summer is accessories, particularly earrings. I like those drop jawnts all the little eclectic poonahnee is wearing. They look middle eastern influenced on some arabic shit.
It had been a trend the last few years for white girls to be stompin’ through with the fat booties, but that novelty wore off. Once we all found out it was because of the cut of those Seven for Mankind jeans the cache of having a piece of white tail with a bubble was burst. The hot little mamas to bag up this summer will be either from Kenya or a mulatto chick with a Jew mom. You score either of these you have hit the Summer ’06 poon jackpot.
Kenyan broads have that exotic Africa thing going for them without the HIV or the missing hands due to civil war. Mulatto chicks with a Jew mom are simply the gold standard by which I judge all my summertime jumpoffs by. The mom is never going to let you marry the girl, but hey, you didn’t want to anyhoo.
