Merry Christmas to APPLE HALSEY. She sent me this one.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: J_LO
December 25th, 2005Merry Christmas To All U.S. Soldiers
December 25th, 2005
One of the most depressing stories out of Iraq is the one where United States Secretary of Defense DONALD RUMSFELD visits the troops stationed in Mosul for Christmas Eve dinner.
Nevermind the fact that some of these soldiers have been in that dirty desert since last Christmas. How about a visit from newly single whore actress JESSICA SIMPSON? Well, at least the troops were served lobster tails and steak.
I wish only the blessings of GOD for the active U.S. servicemen in Iraq and Afghanistan (still?!?).
“Where is it written in the Constitution that you may take children from their parents, and parents from their children, and compel them to fight the battles of any war in which the folly or wickedness of government may engage it?”
“Be convinced that to be happy means to be free and that to be free means to be brave. Therefore do not take lightly the perils of war.”
“In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.”
Peace
CHRIS ROCK is an Official T.I. Hump
December 25th, 2005
In my mind CHRIS ROCK fell off a while back. I remember watching him on the E! network’s ‘HOWARD STERN Show’ and he was being interviewed by HOWARD and he was doing his usual big tooth Negro schtick. HOWARD was semi-interested in ROCK because he had a movie that was about to drop (the presidential fairytale flop). The funny part of the show came when NICOLAS CAGE stopped by the studio for an impromptu visit and HOWARD was immediately done with ROCK. What made me chuckle was that NICK CAGE didn’t even have a film to promote, but his mere presence made ROCK invisible.
So CHRIS ROCK is back on top of the heap with his crappy television program leading the ratings for that evening. I have only watched one episode but that was enough to experience CHRIS’ overflowing hatred towards himself and his family. The little fairskin boy that has been cast to play CHRIS ROCK’s youthful alter ego is a passable child actor. He must be wondering how his luck put him in the position to play a character that would grow up to be a crispy french fry of a philandering Uncle Tom.
Enjoy the sunshine Mr.ROCK because when DAVE CHAPELLE returns he will be carrying a pistol with at least one bullet for your big teeth.
MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES!
December 24th, 2005
Peace out, from my family to yours…
BILLY SUNDAY’s Holiday Gift Guidebook
December 24th, 2005
Every fatboy should get at least one good piece of Black scrippa poonahnee before they have a heart attack or the diabetes renders their penis permanantly flacid (no homo).