Let BluCheez teach yoiu how to twerk in your chair while surfing the internets from your mother’s basement.
Music provided by Pharell Williams, NaS, Jay-Z and Swizz
How To Chair Dance The BluCheez Way… from dallas penn on Vimeo.
Let BluCheez teach yoiu how to twerk in your chair while surfing the internets from your mother’s basement.
Music provided by Pharell Williams, NaS, Jay-Z and Swizz
How To Chair Dance The BluCheez Way… from dallas penn on Vimeo.
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FUX with me on I.G.
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Mutombo Rising…
First adidas sends me these sick high tops and then I get this e-mail from Blitz’ PR team that he has a new video titled ‘Dikembe!’ I fux with the synergy.
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This is what the Combat Jack Show is all about. Talking with legends of Hip-Hop about the realest shit in their careers. Nothing is held back by Premiere. This IS classic material.
Internets, get ready for Combat…
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Instead of buying a new Samsung phone I used my Complex digit to secure one of the jewels in my POLO RL holy grail. I’ve been sweating this jacket ever since I saw it on the streets.
The first dude I saw rocking this piece was a white diddy bopping down Fulton Mall. I tracked sonn down to ask him about the jacket but then he bolted from me like he was try’na escape a jack move. He ain’t even know I wasn’t one that flex. Maybe twenty five years ago, but not in 2010.
I bumped into a Black kid on the New Lots line who had the jacket and he said he copped it while he worked for Ralph Lauren. To my dismay he said they ain’t make the jacket in an XXL. I’m glad and lucky he was dead wrong.
Dude on the eBay system wanted $325 for the joint.
I got my jewel.
Posted in 5 Elements, Black Bullshit, C.R.E.A.M., Fanboy Ish, Fashion Faux Pas, LOVE x LOYALTY, The Addict, When I Reminisce... | 5 Comments »
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