Easy Like Sunday Morning…

June 15th, 2009

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Chocolate Snowflake has a side grind almost as crazy as my own. She make jewelry and travels around the city to different street fairs to sell her wares. That shit can be taxing when after you work a 9-2-5 week you work 12 hours a day on the weekends. That’s what this weekend was like for her. I did my Sneaker Fiends Unite! NYC tour on Saturday (shouts to JaiSlayer) and then I hung out with the wifey status on Sunday since her jewelry making partner flaked out.

I brought out my CHEA t-shirts and my I.C. DVD’s. None of which sold though. Being an iNternets Celebrity was a bit humbling on this afternoon in NYC. We were posted up on Bleecker Street in the West Village. I was hopeful that someone in the thousands of people that would stroll by us today would recognize me and buy something. Bupkus. I wasn’t disappointed however because I did get a visit from the homey Combat Jack who happened to be in the area with the wife and some of the kids.

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I needed to chop it up homeboy too. There’s talk that we are going to throw a barbecue on July 18th for the internets. Something just for the bloggers and those that read the blogs. I’m imagining that there will be some folks in town since the NYC leg of Rock The Bells is the following day on Sunday. With only a month to go we need to plan this event for serious. Combat Jack has crazy visions but we need to get some concrete shit in place if this joint is gonna happen.

In the meantime his kids just handled their business by being kids and looking cute. His daughter is an angel in the streets so she must be hell at home surrounded by boys who cater to her every whim. She was ordering me around too. His youngest son is my homey though. He was telling me the story about his girlfriend at school and how they share peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch. I was iike “Whoa homeboy! Slow down with all that”. Brooklyn kids move fast though.

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Shit gets so real when you put kids into your cipher. C.S. and I love to travel, to dine out, to do our thinga-thing on a whim with no worries other than the fact that we might run out of cash. All that shit changes once you start making people. Either that or our grinds have to become supernatural. I might have to blackout on this blog shit and start posting advertisements from the armed forces.

So I salute all of y’all out here making more people.

That’s what we were put on this planet for in the first place.

Combat Jack, holler at me on some real shit about this barbecue.

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Auto-Tune >>> RoboWomb…

June 15th, 2009

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Now that ERSH has shaved his baby making beard called TAMEKA FOSTER maybe the captain of Team Zest will hop on some tracks with the Auto-Tune?

In the meantime and in between time while we wait to hear some Usher-Pain I thought it would be fun to look at a recent photo gallery of the freshest, er, zestiest dude in the game next to RuPaul.

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Military drills or Village People retrospective? i vote on the latter.

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Not sure who is servicing whom with this thing but the answer irregardless should be “Ouch!!!”

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Passing the zest torch now that MICHAEL be acting all incognegro.

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I’m stumped [ll].

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On your lips homey?

The Association’s Jackson 5

June 15th, 2009

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Two months ago I would have totally discounted the role of the head coach in the outcome of NBA contests. The games were a stream of virtuoso offensive stars with a final two minute procession of free throws and time outs.

College baasketball is where the coaches reign supreme. Or so I thought. If Ilearned anything from these playoffs it was that the coach in the Association was the new sixth man. How else did Orlando engineer their visit to the league finals if not for their coach STAN VAN GUNDY who was obviously separated at birth from pr0n icon RON JEREMY?

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As much as we will discuss the re-ascendancy of KOBE BRYANT sans SHAQUILLE O’NEAL we should respect the genius of PHIL JACKSON to secure his tenth title with what is arguably the worst squad he ever coached. The aggregate talent of this Lakers team is lower than any BULLS ‘chip squad and is less than any of the previous three Lakers teams that went all the way.

Its not like KOBE BRYANT, the Finals MVP, was even the best player throughout these playoffs, because he wasn’t. KOBE was undoubtedly a serviceable superstar, but have any of you fans studies his line from this Game 5? Under 50% shooting for 30 points, 6 boards and 5 assists. Those are JORDAN-esque numbers if we are talking about EDDIE JORDAN or maybe even JORDAN FARMAR but definitely not MICHAEL JEFFREY JORDAN. Let’s face it, KOBE’s got the grimace down pat, just not the game.

Will PHIL JACKSON return to the Lakers to set up a title defense? PrA’li. Who do you think will be able to outcoach JACKSON and simultaneously outplay the Lakers? Plus, there are some players on the Lakers team who I think will grow their skillsets over the summer. TREVOR ARIZA is one of them. Is it because he is my Twitter friend that I think @TAriza is going to be the shiz? Chea. In the meantime and in between time I will cash in on this KOBE hype though. I’m gonna put my KOBE 8’s laserprint Huarache 2K4’s up on eBay.

Holla if you fux with a size 12.

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Where R U Yeezy?!?

June 13th, 2009

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My homey Sandman crushed this fanboy video hyping the Air Yeezy.

This is what I want to do for my life…

Air Yeezy Spec: (Extended Version) from Samtubia Edwards on Vimeo.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

June 12th, 2009

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Don’t sleep on these joints!

With the summer getting underway there have been several styles releases months ago that are worth a second or third look now that they are being reduced to clearance prices.

air max 90

Air Max 90 Leather
The classic design in leather wears better and cleans up easier. There are several colorways to choose from and the average price ranges from $50 to $60.

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Air Max 90 Current
The revisioned AM90 is lighter than its predecessor and it has the snazzy articulated outsole of the latest cross-trainers. This is a great summer shoe also because the upper is mostly a breathable mesh. I have seen these shoes for as low as $50 right now. That’s an awesome deal considering the MSRP was initially $125.

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Outbreak (Womens)
I have seen these shoes in several solid colorways along with the pop art print that is pictured here. I’m just a little jealous that the ladies have so many Dunks and other cool styles to pick from at deeply discounted prices. The Outbreaks are going for $30 at Dr.Jays and some other spots in the city.

air terra humara supreme

Air Terra Humara Supreme
Y’all already know how I go in for colorful shit? Since I copped the Wildwood Supremes in this colorway I thought about just coming up on these so that I had a set. The Air Terra Humara was a favorite shoe of the retro fans this past year.

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MVP
I normally don’t fux with all black sneakers but these joints are so wavy. That have several different types of leather along their upper and I am interested to see how the sockliner feels on my foot. I saw these for $60 a few months back and I passed on them. I have my fingers crossed that these will be a $40 comeup this weekend.

Sneaker Fiends Unite! NYC tour stops in Newark, New Jersey this weekend.

Are you down?