Tracing the Swine Flu back to its origins we found that our favorite hardbody intern, Shorty Whitebread, sucked some porcine face before we all heard that it was giving fools the clip-clap.
One of my favorite debates that I like to have on Twitter is the one where I say that KFC >>> Popeye’s.
That shit brings all the chickenheads out of the woodwork.
My boy DJ Rayz, who has been known to do some pro bono graphic design for DP dot com, sends me this newsreel video from Rochester, New York where a Popeye’s restaurant has run out of chicken.
Q: Why are these guys smiling?
A: They just killed someone.
I didn’t realize how small the Bay Area Rapid Transit police force was. 200 cops total? That isn’t a police department that is like a security detail or some shit. How can a force this small be liable for so much ill will. It seems like these cops must be doing their racism on overtime.
Thw San Francisco Examiner says that the B.A.R.T. administration is contracting the help of the National Organization of Black Law Enforcement Executives in order to review their training and operational protocols. If I had my choice, I would take my police brutality from a white cop because when massa gave the brothers control of the whip all bets were off.
KRS-1 – ‘Black Cop’
There is still the fact that B.A.R.T. has not indicted TONY PIRONE, the officer who sucker punched OSCAR GRANT in the face. PIRONE may have been the reason why GRANT was ultimately fatally shot. That cop was the real instigator in this tragedy, NOT the bystanders who were unarmed (except for, thank GOD, their cellphones). This officer must be arraigned for assault in the least. B.A.R.T. hasn’t listened to the people because they don’t want to submit to the ‘mob mentality’ but I have seen the video just like everyone else.
So you know I have been stanning ridiculous on the new DOOM album ‘Born Like This’. It is so good it’s pushed ‘808s & Heartbreak’ from the rotation in my iTunes as the album I play straight through to inspire my madness. So good indeed that I was motivated to put together another fanboy video.
A few months (or maybe a year ago) I put together an MF Doom compilation CD and issued it along with a Fantastic Four comic book and a Doctor Doom Marvel Icons action figure (C.S. calls them dolls and I hate that). Shout to the folks that actually PayPal’d the kid some bucks for those sets.
I ended up going to eBay to buy another Dr. Doom action figure since I had shipped away all the joints in my collection. When the package arrived this week I plotted my video shoot. Even though the figure has many points of articulation it still wasn’t as posable as I had hoped. I played around with a few different looks but the best one is the look I kept repeating.
I set out this beautiful weekend with an unlimited Metrocard and my backpack filled up with cameras and equipment to film Dr. Doom taking over New York City, or at least just enjoying the gorgeous weather.
From Clinton Hill to Times Square we encountered curious and concerned tourists who feared for my life as I shot some of the scenes while lying down in the middle of Fifth Avenue traffic.
I take this shit real serious when I get inspired. One day I will have the budget to hire the people that have the talent to let you see my crazy visions.
Word to the 20 inch Zenith that my cousin Raekwon owned.