Hot Chicks x Fly Kicks…

March 30th, 2009

big gulp

These Nike SB’s are called the ‘Big Gulps’.

How appropriate?

Playboy mag is jumping on the sneaker fiends bandwagon.

Here’s a confession that I don’t think any of you ever expected to hear from me…

I don’t like to mix my pr0n with my sneaker fetish. Just like I don’t want to see a German smut video where some fraulein shoves action figures up her love slot.

Somebody make all these new sneaker collectors go away.

Not this chick though, just them other clowns.

big gulp

Behold, A Pale White Horse…

March 30th, 2009

ashley

Daddy’s little girl is all grown up now.

ASHLEY BIDEN is being dragged through the mud after purportedly being secretly videotaped sniffing that Dwight Gooden white pudding.

How the hell do you think she maintains her figure?

Tae-Bo?

Cardio?

Hells no!

BLOW!

And I’m not talking Kurtis, ya’ deeeg?


Kurtis Blow – ‘The Breaks’


Rick James – ‘Superfreak’


Eddie Murphy – ‘Party All The Time’


Grandmaster Flash & The Furious 5 – ‘White Lines (Don’t Do It)’


Laid Back – ‘Ride The White Horse’

General Motor’s C.E.O. = A Junkyard Dog…

March 30th, 2009

big 3

General Motors chief executive RICK WAGONER has been forced to fall on his own sword in order for G.M. to receive an extra $17billion in welfare benefits from the government.

General Motors has plans to sever 50,000 jobs in order to make their company competitive again. I wonder if G.M. plans on rolling out a car to compete with the TaTa shitbox?

American car companies should be getting bailouts from Exxon and Amoco since they have made vehicles that have only benefited those companies and not the American consumer.

Pre-menstrual Promotional Sales…

March 30th, 2009

shopaholic

Researchers have determined that women are vulnerable to fits of impulse shopping when their Aunt Rose is coming ot town.

I wonder what causes men to over-consume?

I think in both cases it is the result of the buffeting of messages regarding consumption that our minds receive. Constant, non-stop, round the clock provocations to consume despite the cost are what fills our brains.

I haven’t seen the above movie yet, but I did read the book and I found it totally enjoyable. The main character has to examine herself and defend her consumption at every turn. All she manages to do is go deeper into debt.

If we weren’t in a debt so large would we be able to consider ourselves so rich?

4 2 GO FTW…

March 29th, 2009

ncaa

The DP.com Final 4 pool also known as ‘Raekwon The Krzyzewski’ rolls on.

The Big East goes in with two of the final spots and the ACC and the Big 10 each have a representative. When I use Yahoo’s Scenario Generator I can see that there are still several poolers still in the running for the top spot.

The final four for the Final 4 pool are…

The Windex Kid
St. Ides’ Prep School
Gimme Mine
Oliver Wrist

The Windex Kid wins our weekly t-shirt giveaway by scoring 56pts total in the 3rd and 4th rounds.

College basketball is on the precipice of irrelevance. There is a 13yr old blue chip prospect about to declare himself eligible for the professional basketball draft. This kid is no Dontrevius Wenters either. He’s even got his own clothing company.

ALLONZO TRIER is his name and he is the future of basketball.