Police = 1 >>> Black Males = 0

January 5th, 2009

brutality

It’s bad enough that Black males are killing each other like “new sunglasses” a.k.a. the trend that NEVER goes out of style, there is still the lynchpin of supremacy that they have to worry about i.e. police brutality.

Here’s a clip of a young Black teenager (no Kamron) being cuffed and then shot in the back of the head like they do to animals in third world countries like New Orleans parish.
Video: KTVU.com

I don’t know what it is to be a parent, but I can imagine that this kid’s parents are all fucked the fuck up right now. My dad used to HATE for me to go out on the streets on New Year’s Eve. Partly because he knew I knew how to find trouble, and mostly because he knew that the world didn’t care about anyone. Do you think that police who shot this kid in the back cared about his family and how they would feel when they identified their child’s body at the county morgue?

Peep that video one more time and spot how the officer standing on the kid’s neck has to jump out of the way so that he doesn’t catch hot lead either. The shooter didn’t even give a fuck about his partner. That is the realest video I have seen since the beating of RODNEY KING. It reminds me of how zealous and reckless the police were when they threw fifty bullets at SEAN BELL.

I’m not even going to bother learning the name of the Black kid that was murdered. I don’t feel like investing my brain space on this dead kid. Since he was born a so-called Black he was born to die. That is how supremacy works. Happy new year to everyone that isn’t this dude’s parents. Wash, rinse and repeat.

PLAYING IT OFF…

January 4th, 2009

a gates

I was thinking more fools would sign up for this playoff pool when the word got out that I gift folks pretty decent for fuxing with my site. I guess the winners of the football pool weren’t too happy with their prizes. Maybe I needed to add more postage in order to get them to spread the word. I’m not referring to LM however. He joins every pool we run and he wins most of them. I’d ban him from playing for being too good, but since he actually pays the bandwidth and domain registration fees for this site without me ever asking him I treats the brother first class.

Plus…

LM reads the rules of the pools. Some of y’all jump out the window like y’all are Ron Browz. Don’t be Ron Browz. Don’t be a bad rapper. Be a good rapper like NaS. Read the rules to the playoff pool. If you have two(2) or more players from the same team I won’t disqualify you but I will delete the players on your team that are ineligible. I’ve tallied the NFL Wildcard round DP Playoff Pool scores. Here’s the breakown…

titans DP = 72pts
QB – Donovan McNabb = 21pts
RB – Michael Turner = 10pts
RB – Chris Johnson
WR – Hines Ward
WR – Reggie Wayne = 18pts
TE – Antonio Gates = 8pts
FLEX- Steve Smith
K- David Akers – 14pts
D/ST- Tennessee

steelers Big Homie = 94pts
QB – Donovan McNabb = 21pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 20pts
RB – Le’Ron McClain = 13pts
WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 16pts
WR – Michael Turner = 10pts
TE – Kevin Boss
FLEX- Steve Smith
K- David Akers = 14pts
D/ST- Steelers

ravens Big Rils = 76pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 21pts
RB – Michael Turner = 10pts
WR – Santonio Holmes
WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 16pts
TE – Antonio Gates = 8pts
FLEX – DeAngelo Williams
K – Adam Vinatieri = 5pts
D/ST – Baltimore = 16pts

steelers Dirty Jerz = 29pts
QB – Joe Flacco = 6pts
RB – Willie Parker
RB – Brian Westbrook = 18pts
WR – Bobby Wade = 2pts
TE – Dallas Clark = 3pts
FLEX – DeAngelo Williams
K – Jeff Reed
D/ST – Steelers

giants Fresh2Def = 96pts
QB-Peyton Manning = 21pts
RB-Adrian Peterson = 20pts
RB-Michael Turner = 10pts
WR-Steve Smith
WR-Larry Fitzgerald = 16pts
TE-Antonio Gates = 8pts
FLEX- Brian Westbrook = 18pts
K-Dan Carpenter = 3pts
D/ST-Giants

ravens LM = 51pts
QB-Philip Rivers = 10pts
RB-Chris Johnson
RB-Derrick Ward
WR-Hines Ward
WR-Roddy White = 14pts
TE-Todd Heap = 3pts
FLEX- Brian Westbrook = 18pts
K-John Kasay
D/ST-Ravens = 16pts

ravens King Blair = 112pts
QB- Peyton Manning = 21pts
RB-Adrian Peterson = 20pts
RB- Michael Turner = 10pts
WR-Steve Smith
WR-Larry Fitzgerald = 16pts
TE-Antonio Gates = 8pts
FLEX- Brian Westbrook = 18pts
K-Dan Carpenter = 3pts
D/ST-Ravens = 16pts

steelers Bert = 82pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 21pts
RB – Brian Westbrook = 18pts
RB – Adrian Peterson – 20pts
WR – Roddy White = 14pts
WR – Hines Ward
TE – Kevin Boss
FLEX – Chris Johnson
K – Matt Stover = 9pts
D/ST – Steelers

titans BigNat = 36pts
QB- Eli Manning
RB- Chris Johnson
WR- Reggie Wanye = 18pts
WR- Steve Smith
FLEX- Brian Westbrook = 18pts
K- Rob Bironas
D/ST- Titans

All Day I Dream About Sneakers (SFU ReMix)

January 2nd, 2009

forest hills

Editor’s note: DP Dot Com celebrates 25 years of being the freshest nigga of all time.

When I had noticed that I was no longer the first person that the swoosh brand was checking for my feelings were a little hurt. I mean. hadn’t we done big things together? I still keep a copy of the love letter I sent to Beaverton, begging her to bring back the Dunk style. She was only interested in Jordan fans now and giving Air Force 1’s to undeserving rap artists. Where were these dudes when the Air Train was on the streets? I bet none of them knew you for your wild beauty during the Air Tech Challenge ’90 years. But there I was kicked to the curb, while some newjack rookies received all of your attentions.

I was holding on even though it was obvious that you were going in another direction. I wasn’t ready to share my heart again after so many years. Who would want my love anyway. Everybody wants someone that is younger and more beautiful than the next. My young, beautiful days were well beyond me now. I thought that I would just go to PayLess and settle down. Forget about what used to be and just be happy with the memories of the good times.

During the summer I bumped into a pair of leather ROD LAVERs and they told me that the three stripes brand was looking for a committment from an older guy. I admit that I was intrigued. The three stripes had the classic Forum in a New York state colorway that was my 1986 Shea Stadium workshoe. It was comfortable as all get out and that helped me scale the steep upper mezzanine seats with my Harry M. Stevens propaganda. So I visited the three stripes and we started dating a bit. I liked the way the three stripes reflected on their history. I thought that it was a real appreciation of the past, but I soon found out it was just a facade. The past was used just for exploitation without any serious reverence for the journey. I had traveled all the way to Paris in seach of the navy/burgundy ILIE NASTASE. Instead I found only disappointment.

I was prepared to go on now alone because there is no way in hell I would ever touch the apartheid supporters again. As soon as I had been told that Reebok’s Union Jack insignia was becaue of their support from South Africa I never again purchased a pair of the sneakers.

I rode the Metro to Les Halles to satisfy my heart with a delicious freshly prepared raspberry Gran Marnier crepe. As I walked through the courtyard I saw so many happy kids wearing their Dub-Zeros and the latest Jordan retros that were flooding the streets. As I walked past the most non-descript boutique I could hear a Wu-Tang baseline pulsating from the open door. I curiously looked inside just to see what a Parisian boutique that features Wu-Tang would sell.

The store was filled with NIKE Dunks. It was visually exhilarating to see all of these sneakers at once. There were colors that I hadn’t seen in America since the mid-eighties. The Michigan Wolverine’s high tops, the Iowa Hawkeyes, Kentucky Wildcats, the Ohio State, Syracuse’s orange and white. It brought back memories of heaven. When I went to the Latin Quarter I used to wear one Wildcat dunk on one foot and one Syracuse Dunk on the other foot. A fringe benefit from working at Shea Stadium was that I had ‘found’ several authentic Mets jerseys and caps because I was enterprising like that. My orange and blue color coordination was a favorite of those in my crew and the haters prah’lee felt a kind of way too, but we had too much posse for my mix match Dunks and my Mets gear to be an issue.

So even though the swoosh brand had apparently moved on it was obvious that she still had affections for me and she remembered all the good times that we shared. I decided that I could live with being her ‘old school john’ because she still knew how to make me feel like a million bucks when we were together.

Just don’t step on my feets when you see me in the streets.

One Hundred.

undefeated

MARVEL COMICS STAYS WINNING…

January 2nd, 2009

wolvie

After Wolverine’s movie drops only FRANK MILLER can save DC Comics now…

Predictions For 2029…

January 2nd, 2009

space suit

I think I will zag while most people are zigging. I will still Zig-Zag in 2009, actually, I am doing more bonging and bowling. I never really zagged at all. Especially since the Gonzaga basketball team is affectionately nicknamed the ‘Zags in the mainstream sports media. White men can’t jump. My point is that I like to do shit different not just to do shit different but to do shit on a more futuristic level.

How many nickel and dime fools are talking about 2008 like that shit was all that? Nothing happened in 2008 that is gonna change shit in 2009, but in 2016 we will have the first woman president of the United States of America and that will bring all kinds of crazy shit into our lives. We won’t even hardly be listening to rap music by then. The kids will be listening to this crazy melding of country music, salsa and R-n-B that was created by WyClef, T-Pain and Taylor Swift during a threesome they had in Mexico.

If you hate auto-tune you might should kill yourself today. The hottest christmas present in 2010 was this cellphone that converts all voices into that robotix sound you hear next to the MySpace captchas. That shit is fresh homeys. The best part is that all the people with emphysema that have had their tracheas removed don’t feel so fucked the fuck up anymore when they speak in public.

In 2029 some of us celebrate the 20th anniversary of the demise of MTV. It was a tough pill for MTV to swallow in 2009 that upon turning 28yrs old they were irrelevant and laughed at for their vain attempts to control the younger and stronger YouTube and its cousins like MetaCafe, Kyte and Vimeo. That and the legions of disgruntled former Viacom employees who help found the indie artist music network called fMtv (I pray one of my friends copyrights this).

Thankfully there are still some things that harken back to the simpler years like 2008…

  • DMX is arrested weekly.
  • T.I.’s gospel music tops the charts.
  • Asher Roth is widely considered the greatest rapper of all time.
  • No female rap records are released, but Jean Grae wins an Oscar for her portrayal of Leslie Uggams.
  • Jay-Z and BeYonce admit to being married after she hires cryogenically frozen attorney Raoul Felder to file divorce papers.
  • XXL Columnist and iNternets Celebrity Billy X. Sunday dies in fiery bus crash in Cuba.