SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

November 1st, 2008

eli porter

WE DEED IT!

Sneaker Fiends Unite! now has an official fitted cap.

The classic NYC uniform has been transformed into the representative for sneaker heads that convene at DP dot com.

sfu

sfu

The special joint we are promoting is the train engineer print NY fitted.

You get a subway map with this one.

sfu

sfu

Sizes range from 7 1/8 up to 8.

The caps cost $25 and your shipping is included.

TATS = UNEMPLOYABLE

November 1st, 2008

tat face

Peep this next reactionary shit going down. People are being discriminated against for having tattoos.

Cover up tattoos, some employees told

This shit is why I don’t believe that terrorists hate the freedoms of the U.S. How many different ways do we find to discriminate against each other? If you are Black you are fucked the fuck up, if you are poor, muslim, old, disabled, retarded and now, if you have tattoos. WTF?!?

I never got into the tattoo shit because it required a level of commitment that I couldn’t muster, but who the fuck cares about tattoos? America, you need to stop this bullshit.

Draft Daze…

October 31st, 2008

spizzike

Now that the Association’s season has finally tipped off almost everything is right with the world. The fact that the Knicks are currently undefeated is simply just gravy on top of the frosted icing.

As every season begins filled with promise and potential I scan the team rosters to see if my homey DONTREVIUS WENTERS has been picked up by any of the clubs.

DONTREVIUS WENTERS has held on to his hoop dreams for the last eighteen years hoping to be drafted by a team in need of the special skills he brings to the game. When I say special skills I should clarify that as Special Education.

DONTREVIUS loves the game of basketball, but his skillset to basketball is equal to Lil’ Wayne’s rapping. Actually, DONTREVIUS is worse. I can listen to Lil’ Wayne. I close my eyes when DON steps on the court.

Still and all DONTREVIUS maintains his hoop dreams through his annual draft day disappointment. Maybe someone will give this kid a shot. Let him at least get the water or wipe the sweat from the floor with a towel. Let him work his way up the ladder. The one thing he has for the game is love.

Just don’t let him hold your basketball.


Draft Daze pt.1:
Conceived / Directed / Edited – Terrence Q. Elenteny
Writers – Dallas Penn, Terrence Q. Elenteny
Original Score – Jon Davis

Cast:
Dontrevius Wenters – Dallas Penn
Fatima Wenters – Terri Ballard
Coach – Murray Adams

I CALL MY BABY PUSSY. P.U.S.S.Y.

October 31st, 2008

atwoman

I’m gonna try and count all the chicks dressed up as Catwoman tonight.

Happy Halloween bitches!

And pussies.

zShare >>> Parliament Funkadelic – ‘I Call My Baby Pussy’

‘A’ Holiday…

October 31st, 2008

a town

Thanksgiving finds me in the ‘A’ with Dukes.

If you are in that part of town during that time let me know so we can link. My last visit to the ‘A’ found me breaking bread with a serious collective of producers, writers and artists. I don’t imagine that this trip will be any different.

Shout to all the airlines that have their round trip tickets priced under $200. Does this mean that the airport will be filled to the gills with cheap mother-effers trying to take advantage of these fares?


PrA’li