I am sick as a fuck with a flu bug so I haven’t had the energy to get at it with y’all like we normally do. In my stead I hope that you are fucking with BIOCHEMICAL SLANG and START SNITCHING. Also open up GLAMAZON LIFE and CRUNK and DISORDERLY while your’e at it. Don’t forget my niggas on the trigger at OHWORD and UNKUT.
As soon as I am back on my feet we will continue our mission to deconstruct supremacy.
RAFI’s and my initial video project, ‘The Ghetto Big Mac’, is nearing the “100,00 viewed” mark which in the YouTube universe is a certifiable hit. Our next project has a directly pointed social commentary aspect which may or may not translate into as many views as the GBM, but it will certainly be more important to watch.
In the meantime and in between time why don’t you look at the Ghetto Big Mac video one more time with me. Shouts to EDITMASTER CAZ on the director’s tip (no LOUGANIS).
Get with this hot shit party people, my homie from MSG is hooking me up with discounts seats to see the Knicks play. These aren’t the sold out games against the Cavaliers or the Heat, but the other home games that remain on the Knicks schedule.
I placed the asterisk at the games that I am definitely going to. I chose them because I think the Knicks will demo the ‘Blazers and the Sixers. The Magic will be a tough draw since they are fighting for a playoff berth as well. The deal is that we get 50% off the $60 tickets and 50% off the $44 dollar tickets. As you can imagine I will be in the $44 seats, but 50% off means that I basically buy one and get the second one free. Don’t tell C.S. because she will make me upgrade. To sweeten the deal just a taste everyone that copps a ticket will get a Knicks Fan kit.
All you have to do is go to this NBA.com webpage and enter the promo code: MARBURY
Hit me up on the e-mail and let me know which game you are going to and how many Fan kits you need for your group. As a matter of fact, here’s how we do it…
I will mail a Knicks Fan kit to the first person that can answer the following Knicks trivia questions…
1) Which guard has scored the most points in Knicks history?
2) Who has the most rebounds and blocked shots combined as a Knick?
3) How much was Bernard King’s highest scoring game as a Knick?
4) Name the year and playoff round that JOHN STARKS headbutted REGGIE MILLER?
Answer those few questions correctly and I will bless you with some free shit from the Knicks.
I had been siting on these pics for several months in the hope of creating a spinoff show to ‘America’s Next Top Model’ and ‘America’s Most Wanted’. It was going to be a reality show where all of these ladies lived in a house together and killed each other until only one person was left. I even received some writing help from several of my blog author buddies, but alas the censors (my imagination) disallowed the drop. So these photos have languished in my secret galleries until now.
Instead of killing off these ladies how about we let them live, and let them show our children how to live as well. It’s Women’s History Month and we should admire and respect the talents of all women. including the criminally insane. Imagine that some of these women were furloghed from their prison sentences to work at the local day care center (this happens in Black neighborhoods – everyday), which one of these women’s criminal talents do you think would serve our children best? Let’s take a look at the contestants…
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DEBORA KAREN TOOLE Resisting arrest Driving without a valid license Stolen license plate on vehicle |
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VIVIAN DOROTHY MAE KNIGHT Scheme to defraud Criminal possession and use of personal identification |
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VISION CIERRA WALLACE Possession of cocaine Intent to deliver |
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ANGELA DAWN McCOURT Driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs. |
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VALINDA MARITTA BROWN 11 counts of dealing in stolen property |
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ESSIE BELL SPELL Violation of probation Warrant for one count of battery battery on firefighter or intake officer |
There weren’t too many upsets during the opening weekend of the NCAA basketball tournament, but watching Duke University lose in the first round is always a bonus. It gives you the hope that one day supremacy might be beaten, even if they have the refs and your star players paid off.
A year ago to this day I wrote a cautionary blog post asking people to temper their support for the prostitute that was accusing the Duke lacrosse players of rape. No one rode out with me except VIK from Biochemical Slang. The rest of y’all are some effin’ cowards! VIK, you are having your celebrity status at DP Dot Com upgraded. Expect some free shit in the mail.
It’s exciting to see the influence that RAFI and I are having on the internets as far more interracial Internets Celebrities are getting their swaggers in order. Turn the speakers down if your at the office. Video link via Nah’Right Lite.
NCAA Pool Bonus Points
DP Dot Com resident statisticologist LM has been keeping track of the NCAA Pool Bonus Points and he has even formatted a few more questions for this week. The questions that still have to be scored for the 1st seed to bow and the tourney MVP are available for only the folks that posted responses last week. Anyone else is free to answer these new Bonus Points questions.
But first, let’s look at the points tally…
P-CITY = 7 pts
LM = 6 pts
J trademark = 1 pt
SASHA = 2 pts
CB4 = 1 pt
The DALLAS = 3 pts
CASHUS CLAY = 4 pts
28 footer (3 points)
Which conference will send the most teams to the Final Four?
The Miracle (3 pointer + foul shot = 4 points)
Rising Sons : Name the final round each of these famous sons will reach**
UNLV point guard Kevin Kruger (son of UNLV coach Lon Kruger)
Georgetown forward Patrick Ewing Jr. and coach John Thompson III (sons of former Hoya center Patrick Ewing, coach John Thompson Jr.)
The Ohio State guard Mike Conley Jr. (son of Mike Conley, former world record holder in triple jump)
Florida Gator Joakim Noah (son of tennis legend Yannick Noah)
**partial credit accepted for this question