What the hell are you doing in the effing house?!? It’s beautiful. Go outside. Just don’t play golf. Keep the sticks away from hitting your balls.
*pause*
‘Nuff said.
Archive for the ‘Sports are Gay’ Category
GOLF IS GHEY…
Sunday, July 29th, 2007SPORTS ARE GAY… NO, REALLY
Thursday, July 26th, 2007
Remember when the NBA had to make a point of putting all the players into a dress code as if it were grade school? Remember how the NBA-directed media dissected every breath from RON ARTEST as if he were singlehandedly ruining the sport? Here’s a case of the chickens coming home to roost. It turns out that the gambling allegations against former NBA ref TIM DONAGHY aren’t the only transgressions on his docket sheet. I wonder why NBA Commissioner DAVID STERN didn’t direct the press to examine this man’s past before he was brought into the league?
215 Magazine: An Isolated Incident
I’m also curious as to why the government is so hell bent for MICHAEL VICK’s anus. It’s not like he said GEORGE BUSH doesn’t care about Black people. There are hordes of media outlets being used to obfuscate the truth and actual facts about VICK’s connection to this scandal. One thing is for sure. MICHAEL VICK won’t be the same person when this is all done with, but will we be changed as a society that breeds all types of animals for sport and recreation? Will hunters stop hunting? Will horseracers stop their abusive breeding techniques? Will sheep no longer be ass-raped in Iowa? I don’t imagine this case will change anything.
BRICK CHENEY is an Atlanta based website that is doing an excellent job of bringing the truth about this case into the light. I hope this site continues to keep me abreast of the developments in this absurd trial and subsequent conviction via public opinion.
BRICK CHENEY: Rape Stands, Reporters and Racism
BONUS BULLSHIT…
The iNternets Celebrities is a movement that you need to get in tuned with.
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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!
Sunday, July 22nd, 2007
All this baseball talk has me excited for my trip to Atlanta in August to see BARRY BONDS at Turner Field. It will be my first visit to that ballpark too so I decided to make sure that I styled on them Georgian fools. And for $36 dollars on eBay?!? Y’all already know…
These Dunks are part of the Untold Truth series dedicated to memorializing some of the great baseball players from the Negro Leagues. They were fashioned in honor of JOSHUA GIBSON, the man whom some baseball experts claim is the greatest home run hitter of all time. I remember discussing with y’all the Latin legacy within the Negro Leagues. This circuit of teams enabled Black professional ball players to compete against their white American counterparts during the off season (read: kick they azz). From Cuba to Mexico, Black ballplayers received the same respect accorded with any other man wearing a ballcap and pinstripes.
Peep the premium leather on these jawnts. Shits is cocoa butter soft like a Fonzerelli jacket. That shit has me from the gate. The stitching details are effing crazy too. Do you see the baseball stitches all around? And then NIKE freaks it by giving me a printed insole!?! These shits are mighty fly. Shouts to 40 and the Mighty Healthy gang. See you biatches in the ATL 8/15 – 8/20.
THE HAMMER WAS HARDBODY DELUXE…
Saturday, July 21st, 2007
If you feel like reading a really good baseball book go to a library and pick up a copy of GEORGE PLIMPTON’s ‘One For The Record’. This book details HENRY AARON’s life at the end of the 1973 season. AARON ended the season with 713 home runs and his eclipsing the all time mark set by BABE RUTH was a foregone conclusion. The off season was filled with hate mail and death threats directed at AARON. Still he went forward.
I enjoy the book mostly because PLIMPTON’s writing style is filled with details and suspense. I almost get worried that AARON won’t break the record. HENRY AARON’s only respite from supremacy is on the baseball diamond. That is where he reigns supreme and cannot be vanquished. The moment that AARON hit his 715th home run he felt like a weight had been lifted from his shoulders. No matter how many more home runs BARRY BONDS or ALEX RODRIGUEZ or whoever hits for their careers they will never have had to be as courageous as HENRY AARON was.
BARRY BONDS AND THE WAR ON DRUGS…
Saturday, July 21st, 2007
This is how it goes down party people… The mainstream media uses one(or thousands) of it’s operatives to confuse the issues of a greater society with the travails of one man. Inside of the mental gumbo we see can precepts like race, morality, greed and ego flung around with abandon. I’m not surprised that BRYAN BURWELL was conscripted to throw this joint at us…
Blacks shouldn’t praise drug cheat like Bonds
BURWELL introduces lies in this piece right in the byline…
Giants slugger broke rules, which doesn’t deserve blind support from fans.
What rules?!? Keep in mind that BARRY BONDS has never admitted to corking, or using pine tar on his bat *pause*. He hasn’t admitted to using drugs either. So I wonder what rules have been broken. The only rule that BONDS has never adhered to is the unwritten one that says he has to be a contrite, head-bowed athlete.
Drug abuse in America has never been greater if you consider not just the illegal narcotics that are consumed, but all the instances of people abusing over the counter medications as well as the abuse from household items like paint. We are a society of addicts. Drug use should is how us poor people get by. BRYAN BURWELL may not consider his marijuana usage as drug abuse, and that makes his statements even the more ridiculous. Black fans of baseball cheered for MARK McGWIRE because they love the game itself. I wonder why BURWELL doesn’t argue that the records of BABE RUTH are invalid because he played when some of the best players of the game weren’t even allowed in the league.
Understand that BONDS has been schooled directly by someone who played (read: carried that weed fool!) with the G.O.A.T.s of baseball. You think that WILLIE MAYS and HENRY AARON didn’t tell BOBBY BONDS what it was like to be the best and still have to sit at the back of the bus? These men played America’s game in America during segregation. When ALL American institutions overtly discriminated against Blacks. Don’t you think that BOBBY BONDS internalized their pain and strife and then relayed it to his son?
The rule that BONDS has broken is the code of unforgivable Blackness. For his refusal to become subservient in speech and stance. Although I wasn’t amazed by BRYAN BURWELL’s article, I’m thoroughly surprised to see him obfuscate the truth about HENRY AARON. BURWELL had been a voice that I could trust several years ago when he was part of the New York Newsday staff, but now I see what happens to Black voices when the MSM reaches out to them.
Note: If I ever go Hollywood then take the drops up to that point and believe everything contained therein.