Archive for the ‘Sports are Gay’ Category

UNDEFEATED AND UNPLUGGED…

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

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The most exciting boxer from my generation in some of his most insane in the membrane, un-filtered, un-cut goodness.

Link courtesy of Supreme AntBee

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?!?

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

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What is the problem with those VICK boys? Them dudes are wild fuckin’ business. If you were riding with the Falcons this season you might want to get another squad before training camp begins. Your boy Ron Mexico is about to go through the Federal meat grinder. Dude got pinched for running some kind of dog fighting circus. What the fuck is this shit? Tijuana?!? No wonder he calls himself Mexico.

Breeding dogs is one thing, but breeding dogs to fight is totally retarded. And obscene. It would have to be some backwoods ‘Bama negro that would take his first millions and then decided that his retirement plans should center around illegal shit. That’s like me taking my 401k and using it to buy a brick of ‘H’.

The other thing about dog fighting is that it’s cowardly. This is the type of shit that I would expect MARCUS VICK to be involved in, but not the big homey. Lastly, dog fighting is inhumane. For the animals involved that shit is fucked the fuck up. And you can quote me.

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HOTLANTA: HOME OF THE BRAVES…

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

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Is this man laughing?

Or is he screaming in pain at the genocide of his family and the misappropriation of his culture?

Or did he just win a grip on the Baccharat table at the Stone Mountain reservation casino?

I’m going with the third choice because that’s the happy ending that white folks in Atlanta like.

With my mother now residing in A-Town I have become sort of a bi-regional blogger (no Pharoe Monch). This isn’t a problem with me during football season as long as the Falcons keep weed smoking RON MEXICO in their uniform, but there is no way I can find myself rooting for an A-Town team during baseball season. The past fifteen years of Atlanta’s dominance in the National League east division has been too tortuous to mitigate as a lifelong Mets’ fan. What more can I say? Atlanta might have one of the best scouting systems in major league baseball rivaling the Yankees, and even the Los Angeles Dodgers. They arguably have the best manager in the game. Is there anyone who handles ballplayers better than BOBBY COX (nullus)?

I just can’t bring myself to embrace the Braves and HENRY AARON is one of my lifetime idols. I’ve had mixed feelings this season watching BARRY BONDS inch his way closer to owning the crown as the greatest home run slugger of all time. It’s a record he certainly deserves no matter what anyone says. I wish that BARRY BONDS were the type of player that KEN GRIFFEY Jr. is/was. KEN GRIFFEY’s principles and his respect for the game seemed similar to HANK AARON’s. I suppose I’m being unfair in my assessment of BONDS character since I’ve never talked to the man, but my impressions are usually spot on. Being a Hall of Famer in baseball never meant that you couldn’t also be a selfish prick as well. Hell, TY COBB and half the Hall would have their busts removed from that building.

I’ll be in Atlanta during the middle of August and I plan on catching a ballgame when San Francisco comes to Turner Field on the 16th. Maybe BARRY BONDS will become the kind of guy that says that his job was easier by players like AARON and MAYS, instead of just reflecting on his dad who was in every sense of the word a weedcarrier for the ‘Say Hey Kid’. Maybe BONDS will hit his 756th home run? Maybe ANDRUW JONES will strike out looking? Maybe ‘The Hammer’ will show up?

That would be a good day. No, that would be a great day.

jones

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: NBA DEADBEAT DADS

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

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images from iFUX

With the NBA Draft just a few days away it becomes the time for all the world’s estranged fathers to try to cash in on their sperm donations.

JAY-Z AND BeYONCE ARE REALLY BEST BUDS (NO ANHEUSER-BUSCH)…

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

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I opened up my homey’s website TONY’s KANSAS CITY yesterday only to find out that the Jigga Man is now balls out ghey. There were always the rumors about him and his weedcarrier manservant MEMPHIS BLEEK having a personal intimate relationship, but I ultimately poo-poo’ed that shit away because you how people can get more jelly than a bottle of crushed grapes. But if TONY is writing about rap music in any manner then I need to peep the shit he is saying.

It looks like Jigga and Kansas City Chiefs running back LARRY JOHNSON are sharing an apartment in the midtown Manhattan luxury high rise Trump Tower. They apparently like to share each other’s clothing and JAY has taken to giving LARRY some brotherly advice about his modeling career as well. LARRY even gets to wear JAY’s Roc-A-Fella necklace on occasion. JAY and LARRY also have New York Yankee DEREK JETER as a neighbor. My only problem is that three light skinned brothers with no moustaches always means trouble.

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All that teh ghey talk has to be unfounded internets rumors because I see all kinds of pictures every three or four months of JAY-Z and his friend BeYONCE on vacation somewhere expensive. Plus I see the two of them at basketball games together and other places. If JAY-Z were really teh ghey with LARRY JOHNSON how come he doesn’t take LARRY on vacation with him? I never see JAY and LARRY at Nets’ games either. At least EDDIE MURPHY would occasionally take JOHNNY GILL out to dinner. Yeah, there’s no way that JAY-Z could be teh ghey with a chick like BeYONCE and her freak’um dress.

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