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SHOWBEE TO THE BIG CITY…

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

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The NBA and all the general managers would NEVER let ISAIAH THOMAS pull off the trades for KOBE BRYANT and KEVIN GARNETT even though that is what the NBA needs right now. KOBE is the ShowBee, and with GARNETT on the blocks, crazy as I sound, the Knicks might just put in some work deep into the season. Plus the Association might actually be worth watching again.

The question becomes why would I want someone as selfish and egotistical as KOBE on my Knicks team. It’s obvious that ShowBee will be one of those athletes that talks in the third person in the near future. “What KOBE wants, KOBE gets.” The answer is simply because ShowBee is that good. Starbury is also selfish and ego driven, but he never dropped 81 evar, including the times when he was a Lincoln High School Railsplitter. I might even take ShowBee over LeBreezy. On second thought…

ShowBee does have better kicks than LeBRON though and that is what is probably altering my decision. KOBE in New York City means I will have to copp the laser etched joints in metropolitan blue. One word – Fire.

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Posted in Black Bullshit, Ghetto Celebs, Sneaker Fiends United, Sports are Gay, The Addict | 8 Comments »

A Pre-Season Mid-Summer Blues…

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

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The New York Knickerbockers are STILL paying this man…

For me, the World Series, Super Bowl and the NBA Finals are emotionally like funerals. It’s like someone in my family is passing away. The Finals are so… Final. There’s nothing afterwards that is intriguing about basketball except possibly the NBA draft and the Knicks haven’t had a lottery pick in over two decades (and lately they haven’t been too good either). I have to wait until the end of August for the momentum to build for my favorite baseball teams. Only to be left alone again before Halloween. And of course, there is the Super Bowl. The single most grandest event in the sporting world. In essence, it’s the most expensive, lavish funeral your eyes will see.

The world becomes a virtual wasteland for several months after the Super Bowl as I await the next series of playoffs and up and coming crunch time performers. So now in the downtime between All-Star hoopla and BARRY BONDS breaking the Hammer’s home run record I will reminisce on one of the greatest college programs in the history of amatuer athletics. In a small window of time, Florida State University has produced some of sports most endearing character athletes. FSU also has a knack for developing multi-sport athletes. Think of athletes like DEION SANDERS who played two sports well enough to not be considered a gimmick. Cut from the same cloth as SANDERS is the super prep phenom D’VONTREY RICHARDSON.

D RICH will be the Seminoles quarterback of the future as well as a star on the diamond. Homey has nearly a three foot vertical jump from standstill and his arm is a fucking cannon. He reminds me of CHARLIE WARD, but with more natural talent. CHARLIE WARD was good enough to win a Heisman trophy and get the ‘Noles their first National Championship though. I feel like giving away some free DP Dot Com shit in honor of the Florida Seminoles, the end of basketball season and the beginning of NFL training camps. Get in where you fit in.

  • Name the old school Super Bowl MVP Seminole wide receiver who had a penchant for smoking two packs of cigs a day but still had enough game to get into the Hall of Fame.

  • Name CHARLIE WARD’s backcourt mate at FSU. And don’t be giving me none of that BOBBY SURA bullshit.

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    GARY SHEFFIELD Does Not Care About Non-English Speaking Black People That Play Professional Baseball…

    Saturday, June 16th, 2007

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    Little does he know, but SHEFF has inspired generations of Dominicans with his Care Free Curl sartorial style.

    Sixty years after JACKIE ROBINSON broke down major league baseball’s color barrier the debate of Blacks in baseball is revisited once again. This time it’s on the back side of remarks made by a current Black major leaguer on why young Black boys no longer seem interested in America’s pastime. GARY SHEFFIELD said that the new Black faces in baseball wouldn’t be speaking the english language. He remarked that African Americans were too expensive an investment for MLB clubs to procure. Latin players were less expensive to develop and the return for that investment was also greater.

    All the sports related news programs claimed that SHEFFIELD was race baiting with his comments, but I could instantly recognize that the MLB sent out the memo to discredit GARY. Think about this… The Caribbean and South America are inexpensive to establish an infrastructure that develops players on a year round basis. The cost of doing this in the states would be out of the roof. Baseball owners know how to maximize their profits on $6 dollar soda sales as well as anyone in the capitalism game.

    JOSE REYES is a product of this system and proof positive of SHEFFIELD’s comments that there will be Black faces in baseball but they won’t be speaking any english. JOSE REYES singlehandely kicked the Yankees azzes last night too. Comprende?!?

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    Posted in Black Bullshit, Social Upheaval, Sports are Gay | 11 Comments »

    PUTTING IN WORK AT DP DOT COM…

    Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

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    Cocaine… It’s a helluva drug.

    It’s me snitches. Back for more than you bargained for. Back up in the place to be. Back on my blog grizzly. What the fuck is really good out here? Shouts to Rafi Kam. Shouts to Byron Crawford. Shouts to Brooklyn Bodega. Shouts to 40 Diesel. Shouts to GabeRockka. Shouts to Omar Ellis. Shouts to everyone that sent me some of their money last month.

    I decided to pay my server hosting invoice for another year so here we go again with another 12 months of that realness. Just to get myself back up to speed and to get the rest of you into the flow again let’s look at some of the news items that everybody is talking about…

    PARIS HILTON. Who the fuck cares?!?

    BARACK OBAAMA. Who the fuck cares?!?

    LeBRON JAMES. Who the fuck cares?!?

    DUANTE CULPEPPER. Who the fuck cares?!? No, really, who gives a fuck? No one other than DP Dot Com football pooler ALEX2.0 has any feelings for this brother now. Dayum. Just a few years ago this fool was lights the fuck out. He and RANDY MOSS were like the felonious version of MANNING – HARRISON. Now young DUANTE is ass out in Miami. Nullus of course.

    After my brief visit to the sunshine state I realized that the blog game is just as fickle as football. One year you have the best offense in the world and then the following year you still have the best offense. That just made absolutely no sense at all, but you read it, and you thought about it. Think about this, football minicamps are underway and that means that the DP Dot Com Football Pool will start up again. Take a look at the lovely prizes that last year’s pool winner ended up receiving…

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    I’m getting the machine ready to run another round of the Crap Music Fantasy League also if you want a different route to win some free fresh shit from DP Dot Com. All you have to do is keep your internets dial locked in on this URL.

    It’s time to get back on the web and put in that work that you fucks with us for. You already know what the fuck this is…

    The world’s most dangerous website.

    Posted in Black Bullshit, Ghetto Celebs, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sports are Gay, The MGMT | 16 Comments »

    Got A Rocket In My Pocket! (ReMix)

    Thursday, June 7th, 2007

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    Let me just say that you would have to be pretty naive to think that ROGER CLEMENS didn’t dope up in order to remain dominant in the game of baseball. Unlike BARRY BONDS, he has been able to mostly fly under the radar due to other factors here in America (read: Supremacy-The Inconvenient Truth). Contrary to the mainstream media stories, steroids and performance enhancing drugs don’t make regular players superstars, but they do allow superstars to shine for longer periods. The window of opportunity to be a viable professional athlete is small. Performance enhancing drugs allow that athlete a chance to add a brief extension to that window. It doesn’t last forever and the downside is that the post-retirement lifestyle is usually short as well. Just look at LYLE ALZADO.

    Former major league pitcher JASON GRIMSLEY is putting peoples’ business on front street now that the F.B.I. is getting up in his shit like RICHARD GERE’s hamsters. I don’t feel bad for CLEMENS or for ANDY PETITTE or any players that are implicated for juicing. It sucks that the players are forced to take the whole weight like JANET was forced to bear that cross after her titty went on television. The baseball team owners are just as complicit as the players are. The Houston Astros trotted CLEMENS out for the home fans one last time before the season was to end. By doing so they pushed CLEMENS out of his normal spot in the rotation and thereby took a day of rest from him. The management says that this was a gift to the fans. I hope CLEMENS gets a nice bonus for the azzes that he puts in the seats at Minute Maid park. In any case, its clear to me who gets the kid glove treatment when the talk of using anabolic steroids is flung around. Clear as the cream and the clear.

    Posted in Black Bullshit, Ghetto Celebs, Social Upheaval, Sports are Gay, Wig Owners | 6 Comments »

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