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To understand the situation behind JASON KIDD and his baby momma JOUMANA you have to let me rewind back to the 1995 NBA season. Back then the Dallas Mavericks were a promising young squad. ROY TARPLEY had made a brief return from the rehab clinic. GEORGE McCLOUD was throwing up three pointers like he was the resurrection of MARK AGUIRRE, but the nucleus and the excitement for this team came from the ‘3-J’s. Point guard JASON KIDD, shooting guard/swingman JIM JACKSON and small forward JAMAL MASHBURN. Like all the classic Western Conference clubs these boys could fill up the rim. And it wasn’t just the basketball rim that these three dudes enjoyed putting their balls into. There was a hot young rhythm and blues chanteuse that was also the affection of their eyes. All of their eyes.

Back then, TONI BRAXTON was reigning queen of artists working on the Atlanta based Arista imprint, LaFace Records. As famous as TONI was for selling records she was equally notorious in the NBA late night circle. TONI liked to double up too. SCOTTIE PIPPEN and MICHAEL JORDAN made her breathe again. ALONZO MOURNING and LARRY JOHNSON both used their inside game on TONI. She was so gully that she let MUGGSY blaze as well. ‘ZO and Grandmama seemed to catch feelings that they were sharing her put, but nothing was as bad as the off the court rift that developed when JAMAL MASHBURN, JASON KIDD and JIM JACKSON started hitting that freeway threeway. It wasn’t enough for JIM JACKSON to be the Mavericks high scorer on the court. He wanted all the glitter off the court as well. He started catching feelings when he learned that TONI BRAXTON had other business in Dallas. What he didn’t realize is that TONI was just gully like that.

Ask her sisters TRACI, TRINA, TOWANDA, and TAMAR who she left in the dust at LaFace. Those broads are running around shoplifting costume jewelry now. Just because some Black chick is liteskin don’t think she can’t be a ghetto desperado with no scruples. Especially when your parents give you all halfrican names. When she came to New York to work on Broadway she was paid a visit from JASON KIDD who apparently still had a place in his heart for that gully poon despite the fact that he was knee deep in a hellish marriage to some former stripper er, model. When JOUMANA KIDD sent her waterhead son to rifle through his dad’s pockets do you know whose phone number came up? All I can say for you women that have husbands playing in the NBA right now is protect your neck come All-Star weekend. The game will be played in Las Vegas where TONI has been headlining at the Flamingo Hotel and Casino.