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The Cowboys are really effing with my prediction of a 12-4 season record and SuperBowl berth. You still won’t see me throw them under the bus like LM did with his beloved Redskins, but that’s just the kind of fan that I am.

The football pool is moving right along and I am getting ready to add some features that will allow the folks in the rear of the pack a chance to make up some ground. Nothing could be better than a photo finish during the last week of the season. This week’s lineup is the most difficult to pick so far that I’ve chosen. Even CANDICE will have a tough time going seven for seven with these games. Let’s take a look at lineup…

ARIZONA CARDINALS @ GREEN BAY PACKERS
MATT LEINART, The Future vs. BRETT FAVRE, The Past. The Cardinals win in Wisconsin will finally close the book on FAVRE’s career.

ATLANTA FALCONS @ CINCINNATI BENGALS
I’m hoping for another lights out scoring game from these two teams and the difference should go to Atlanta’s running game over Cincy’s revamped defense.

BALTIMORE RAY-VENS @ NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
These are not your parent’s paperbag hat Saints, and these are not the RAY-vens from week 1. The Saints are invincible in the swamp.

HOUSTON TEXANS @ TENNESSEE TITANS
VINCE YOUNG is going to make his hometown Houston sorry they didn’t select him in the draft. But just not this weekend.

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS @ PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
After some questionable losses by both of these teams I don’t look for any postseason thunder coming from either of these clubs. In the battle of the burly Black quarterbacks I am giving the advantage to the guy with the sicker name, BYRON LEFTWICH.

NEW YORK JETS @ CLEVELAND BROWNS
Former Patriots assistants whose teams are moving in different directions. ROMEO CRENNEL, like DENNIS GREEN and ART SHELL, with be another jig coach down at the unemployment office come January.

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS @ DENVER BRONCOS
I love how ALEX2.0 calls PEYTON MANNING by his Hip-Hop name ‘DJ LONGNECK’. I have hated on MANNING from the gate, but I hate JAKE PLUMMER and MIKE SHANAHAN almost as much. This annoys me that I am picking the Colts, but then I remind myself that TONY DUNGY gave his son to GOD in exchange for a Super Bowl ring.

Okay poolers, press play…

The NFL should stand for ‘Not For Long’ because your reign as SuperBowl champs is now done by the beginning of preseason play. There are never going to be any more dynasties in the league with players changing homes faster than foster kids and a salary structure tighter than twelve year old twat (yes, bad analogy, but I was caught up in the alliteration). My point is that we don’t know what’s going to happen in the league from year to year and sometimes its even week to week.There were tons of upsets this weekend. Props to those of you that chose the Bengals to break the Panthers win streak. I can’t wait for Dukes to finally settle in the ATL because that’ll mean I get to see RON MEXICO and the Dirty Birds on the regulack. Pittsburgh at Atlanta was the game of the week, although Kansas City punching San Diego in the neck looks like it was equally entertaining. This was the kind of crazy week that I imagine we could have some movement in the top position in the DP dot com Football Pool. Let’s review the numbers…

THE DALLAS – 4 pts (26)
CANDICE = 4 pts (32)
TIFFANY = 4 pts (25)
40 DAWG & THE TALL CANS = 5 pts (24)
J trademark= 5 pts (12)
LM = 4 pts (28)
AMADEO = 5 pts (26)
SKAGGER VANCE = 4 pts (12)
JESSE = 4 pts (23)
SHONQUAYSHAH= 4 pts (27)
Mr.KAMOJI = 6 pts (30)
EL A IN THE D = 4 pts (19)
PRYNSEX = 6 pts (22)
S DOT = 3 pts (28)
SASQUATCHFART = 4 pts (22)
ALEX2.0 = 4 pts (28)
RD = 4 pts (25)
JIGG = 2 pts (2)

Even when CANDICE has a slow week she still manages to lead the pack. This is saying something about the rest of us in this pool that we can’t somehow overtake her and we are rigtht up against the mid-season in another week or so. KAMOJI’s making a push for the lead, but dude is Canadian AND African so American football for him is like that cousin that he doesn’t get to hang with often and there was that time that your cousin passed you a joint that was laced with angel dust. Yeah, I remember that… but I digress.

Somebody better make a push or your just going to have to read about CANDICE scoring her DP dot com Football Pool Fun Pack. CANDICE, you may as well send me your shoe size.