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Beware The Black Mamba…

Sunday, February 20th, 2011

black mamba

Nike is going all in to make the Kobe signature show something sought after on the level of the Air Jordan. It ain’t gonna happen even tho’ Kobe Bryant may end up retiring with more rings than his Airness.

Still and all, this extended play commercial directed by Robert Rodriguez is fiyahverks.


video spotted @ fakeshoredrive

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, February 18th, 2011

patty

Rep Your Sneakerhood rolls on at SneakerTUBE.tv and now I am on Jamaica Ave in the Q-Boro. There is a West Indian beef patty shop at the beginning of the strip that has held it down forever.

If you score a come-up you have to copp yourself a beef patty with coco bread.

You will be straighter than six o’clock.

Green And Yellow, Green And Yellow…

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

nb 574

Congrats to LM once again for being the king of the hill in this years DP.com pro football pick ’em pool. LM has won the pool 3 out of the 5 years we have run the contest. This year’s prize will be a pair of New Balance’s classic 574 running shoe in a decidedly Green Bay colourway. Big up to LM, the Pack and RB Ryan Grant.

In the DP.com playoff pool we have what is essentially a three horse race between Big Baby Gandhi, Angry Citizen and Big Rils which won’t be decided until the final tick of the season’s clock. I hope everyone enjoys their Super Sunday and I am holding out hope that someone will invite me over their house to watch the game.

I’ll bring the dip…

Fly, Fly Away…

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

clark kent

Even back in the day, the Jets were breaking DJ Clark Kent’s heart.

So what happens to this team who can’t get out of the AFC title tilt?

What will the 2012 tournament Jets look like?

I wouldn’t mind adding OchoCinco to our team now that he’s putting his name back to what it was originally.

Meet The Browns…

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

browns

Did you folks know that Lakers’ guard Shannon Brown just got married to R&B singer Monica? I didn’t know about this either because they had a super secret wedding, but then they leaked the news to the press via their public relations flack that they had a super secret wedding. What gives with all these public figures having private nuptials?

I’m still not convinced that Jay-Z and BeYonce are actually married either. I mean, has either one of them admitted to being married? Or in a committed monogamous relationship for that matter? Their music still reflects the lifestyles of single people not too far removed from their 21st birthday. And we all know that Jay-Z has been going on 21 for at least the past 21 years. Popular culture personalities have such a disconnect from the reality that most of us experience.

It’s probably not even my business to know the private relationships of these public figures anyhoo, but then why do these people tease their business out to me? Who Jay-Z marries is of no consequence as long as his album with Kanye West breathes fire. And if it doesn’t I will now blame BeYonce for making Jay-Z take out the garbage or some other domestic chore. I’m not sure when our society deemed it necessary to know all this information about celebrities but it has been effect for some time now so anyone desiring a level of fame has to accept this drawback.

For some reason I just feel more extra annoyed that Monica would want a secret wedding ceremony since she hasn’t had a hit record in my ears since 1999. Lord knows she could use some positive publicity right about now. I wonder how Shannon Brown and Monica ended up together. She’s almost ten years older than him in real life and she already has two kids from that rapper dude who looks like Fabolous. I thought basketball players on winning teams could do better than washed up R&B stars.

Maybe Amar’e Stoudemire and Toni Braxton could be an item? We prA’li won’t know until they get divorced.