Archive for the ‘Sports are Gay’ Category

So Disrespectful…

Monday, January 25th, 2010

knicks sux

Dallas Mavericks 128 – New York Knicks 78

This looks like a watershed moment in the season and D’Antoni’s coaching stint here in New York. The Knicks 50pt loss to the Mavericks yesterday was their worst home loss ever. If they don’t have enough self-respect that is one thing, but that should happen in someone else’s gym and not on your homecourt.

If we were in Japan Mike D’Antoni would go into Jim Dolan’s office and commit suicide.

Fux Yo’ Dunk Contest!

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

kemp

No LeBreezy for the Association’s annual All-Star Dunk Contest?

No problem.

Video Games >>> NBA Games…

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

live

Everyone is all pissy that Allen Iverson was voted to the starting squad of the 2010 NBA All-Star game but it could have been worse…

Tracy McGrady almost beat out Steve Nash for a Western Conference starting spot. I don’t even think Tracy McGrady has started a game this season. So who are the fans voting into the All-Star game? The fans are voting on the EA Sports avatars of these professional players.

McGrady never has a bad back on the Xbox360.

Golden Boys And White Knights…

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

white knights

Brett Favre vs. Peyton Manning would make Roger Goodell cream himself [ll].

Most people think this matchup saves the league’s entire season?

Discuss…

Cougar Nation…

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

lee meriwether

The women are finally getting theirs and everyone is all fuxed the fux up about it. Why can’t women get their rocks off, no matter how old they are? I watched Sophia Loren at the Golden Globes the other night and I’ll be damned if my manhood didn’t get piqued at the sight of her big ol’ dusty boobs. So what if only powdered milk is coming out of those nipples? I’m down to add water and put that in my oatmeal. Menopause is like God’s way of saying “now you can hit that raw playboy”. And who doesn’t like it raw?

Women’s sexuality is the scariest shit in the world. It’s almost as scary as angry young Black males. Add a women’s sexuality to an angry, young Black males energy and you have a national emergency. Jim Crow laws specifically punished white women and Black men from intermarrying so we wouldn’t have a bunch of Barack Obamas and Tiger Woods running around the country.

Tiger Woods is gonna go to rehab in order to keep him from smashing new twat? That is the mistake. He needs rehab in order to help him pick and choose some official beatboxes. No more babysitters or waitresses. It’s time for Tiger to start fuxing actresses and actual supermodels. If I had his paper I wouldn’t still be eating off the ‘Dollar Menu’. There are 40yr old, and 50yr old chicks out there as bad as shit and they know how to keep their under the sheets biz discreet like a motherfuxer. Keep in mind the added benefits of menopause.

We are tumbling headfirst towards Hell and a handbasket. I say that Tiger Woods should fux whoever he wants. I say that women should fux whoever they wants. People trying to have sex isn’t my problem. Not having money IS my problem. If Tiger’s libido and middle-aged pussy can fix the economy then let’s add that shit to this stupid ass healthcare bill.

lee meriwether