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The Black Athlete’s Burden…

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

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Well I hope you are happy
?

I hope you have what you want?

TERRELL OWENS brought some of this ignominy on himself as well, but isn’t that always the case when an athlete steps outside of the box? The NFL in particular is quick to use their media lackeys to posit the outspoken and competitiive star player as someone who lacks the concept of putting the team first. RANDY MOSS caught this characterization previously, ANQUAN BOLDIN and PLAXICO BURRESS more recently.

I’m certainly not defending any of these dudes actions off the field either, but where was the outcry when BRETT FARVE held the Green Bay Packers contractually hostage?

I don’t care if T.O. has a monster season wherever he ends up playing because he won’t be in a Cowboys’ uniform. I’m mad that the owners made this decision to appease a ravenous, bloodthirsty press corps. Or they did it to satisfy the morning drive-in radio listener who thinks he could be a general manager but views the sports landscape from the prism of the 1950’s prior free agency. I wonder what JACKIE ROBINSON would have said if free agncy was available to him?

He would have said nothing, if he were smart.

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

manny

2 years for $45m.

I’ll be wearing a Dodgers jersey this season.

Word to JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON.

DP.COM CRISPUS ATTUCKS’ WEEK CONTINUES…

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

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Regrettfully…

The sad PU~ that is now known as CRISPUS ATTUCKS’ week has claimed more lives.

Not For Long players COREY SMITH and MARQUIS COOPER are missing off the Florida coast after a “boating” trip with friends went awry.

The lone survivor, NICK SCHUYLER, was the owner of the capsized boat.

After my ancestors arrived here during their mandatory cruise I have been leery of boats large and small. What is the point of going somewhere by boat? This is what highways are for. And airports. I don’t even like to take the ferry trip to Staten Island. Black people should stay out of the water in general. Nothing but well chlorinated pools for me.

White loves the water. Surfing, diving, fishing, and just all around boating are activities that beckon white. I don’t care for none of that shit. Okay, true story is that I love snorkeling, but even then I am on the lookout for sharks. And when I go snorkeling I make sure there are enough Blacks in my group that I can get out of the way in case Jaws comes through.

Black people, stay the fuck out of the water and decrease the chances of you getting your ass CRISPUS ATTUCKS’d.

That shit would be some str8 PU~.

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

manny

For the love of JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON, L.A. should just pay this man his money.

FREE MICHAEL VICK!

Friday, February 27th, 2009

It’s not like he was abusing kittens like CHRIS BROWN or whoever the kid was that 4chan outed.

What if Robo-BeYonce hypnotized CHRIS BROWN and told him to put the JEFF GILLOOLY business on homegirl because she was starting to get more shine than the real BeYONCE who is now the DOROTHY DAINDRIDGE doppelganger after being the faux ETTA JAMES and the bootleg TINA TURNER?

The realest shit about BeYONCE be her damn weaves.

You know them joints is prA’li missile-proof too?