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Not For Long: Respect These Patsies…

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

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It is rare that a team will be as successful as the Patriots are when their star quarterback is lost for the season in only the second game of the season. It is even more improbable that the team will still miss making the playoffs after securing an impressive 11-5 record.

Believe it or not but the Patriots are the best team in the NFL. They have the best coach, and the best core group of players that can win during the post-season. Pittsburgh, Indianapolis and the NY Giants notwithstanding you don’t want to bet against this Patriots team in December or January.

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I can’t wait for my Cowboys to shit on these bird ass Eagles. Hopefully this will end the ANDY REID era(error) and bring McNABB to Dallas where he and T.O. can kiss and make up and get that title together minus the tears and the vomit.

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How you get beat down by a ref other than ED HOCKULI? I could see if ED HOCKULI two-pieced son since ED is brawlic, MARSHALL FAULK would never have been knocked out by a ref, neither would ERIC DICKERSON or JEROME BETTIS. These Rams is not only ass cheeks on the field but they are candy cotton soft. Somebody needs to put some shoulder pads on Nelly.

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We’re Off To See The Wizards…

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

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Chocolate Snowflake and I decided to catch the Washington Bullets Wizards since we were spending the weekend in D.C. The game tonight will be against the Oklahoma City Thunder, formerly the Who Gives A Fuck from West Bubblefucks. Why the hell are the cheapest tickets priced @ $53.00?!?

That is for the rooftop section 421.

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I can’t believe that one of the worst teams in the league is charging folks over a buck to come inside of their stinky gym. Shout out to Nerditry who sent me a link to copp Nets tickets on some Bolt Bus type $1 pricing plans. I’m gonna pay more money to get on the subway than I am to get into the Continental Airlines arena. Sure the Nets suck wild ass, but when are you gonna get to watch what is left of Vinsanity for less than the price of a candybar?

I suppose I should be happy that the Wizards tickets are only costing me $106.00 for C.S. and I. These jokers are fleecing some folks with their AAU brand b-ball. Here are the other ticket prices available…

$2,500.00
$932.00
$475.00
$360.00
$310.00
$252.00
$200.00
$125.00
$99.00
$53.00
$45.00!!!

Where are the tickets for $45.00?

PrA’li outside of the arena.

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Not For Long: It’s A Wrap!

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

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Do not sleep on the Patriots in the post-season. And don’t sleep on dudes who drink too much beer. The guy is a wrap. Just like the 2008 season.

I don’t say this to jinx the current pool leaders who have proven their mettle in this grueling four month iron man marathon called the National Football League season. I appreciate all the time that the poolers invested into putting their respective teams on top. There can only be one though. While the tenth place team (Ernest Borgnine’s Nude Photos) is technically still in the contest I believe that the race is only built now for the top three teams.

1 Onyeocha 127
2 Big Rils 123
2 Playing with My Farvewood 123
4 Roman 119
5 The DubbleUps 117
6 BXpittFAN 114
7 YourMomMadeMyPicks 113
8 Goliano 112
8 The Wall 112
10 Ernest Borgnine’s Nude Photos 111

I am considering a playoff pool similar to the one we ran last year. I haven’t decided yet if there will be a prize though. Maybe just the thrill of the win is all I will be giving away. In any case, thanks to all of you that stuck this thing out. I have a DP Dot Com prize pack for the pooler(s) that had the single best week. Chea!

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Deep Thoughts On The Sweet Science…

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

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DP quoth Jack Handey…

“If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors.”

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“In boxing I don’t think it’s smart to let the other guy’s hands touch your face because, I mean like, you don’t know where his hands have been.”

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“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.”

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The Association @ ESPN Zone

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

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A change is gonna come to how broke azz mofo’s like myself watch NBA basketball. I still don’t have cable service in my apartment so I have to go out to watch NAB games. This might mean watching NBA Ticket at my favorite bulletproof fried chicken Chinese restaurant or, when I have even less money I go to ESPN Zone.

I know what you are thinking right now. How the fuck can I go to ESPN Zone to watch a ballgame [ll] when I have even less money than is required to buy a five dollar try of chicken and fried rice? Firstly, I bring my own food and drinks. Secondly, I sit in one of the bathroom stalls at ESPN Zone that have their own personal screens telecasting the games.

I find this the most comfortable and efficient way to enjoy NBA basketball. Sheeeeeit, any sporting event for that matter. I get the quality programming of an ESPN broadcast, my own choice of refreshments and the ability to engage in one of my favorite pastimes – dropping a deuce. Puns are always intended here at DP Dot Com and this arrangement I use at ESPN Zone is a win-win for me no matter the outcome of the contests.

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