I’d like to think that LeBRON JAMES got the inspiration for his ‘Fruity Pebbles’ sneakers from some of my discussions that were overheard at the NIKE iD lab at 255 Elizabeth. Let’s face it, who in the sneaker name game is as futuristic as me? Exactly.
What I can’t front on is the production quality of the LeBRON commercials. When they are serious about being dramatic they get it right. When they are serious about not being serious they murder it. Peep the long form commercial for the 6’s (the sixth in the series of LeBRON’s signature basketball shoe).
Now that the Association’s season has finally tipped off almost everything is right with the world. The fact that the Knicks are currently undefeated is simply just gravy on top of the frosted icing.
As every season begins filled with promise and potential I scan the team rosters to see if my homey DONTREVIUS WENTERS has been picked up by any of the clubs.
DONTREVIUS WENTERS has held on to his hoop dreams for the last eighteen years hoping to be drafted by a team in need of the special skills he brings to the game. When I say special skills I should clarify that as Special Education.
DONTREVIUS loves the game of basketball, but his skillset to basketball is equal to Lil’ Wayne’s rapping. Actually, DONTREVIUS is worse. I can listen to Lil’ Wayne. I close my eyes when DON steps on the court.
Still and all DONTREVIUS maintains his hoop dreams through his annual draft day disappointment. Maybe someone will give this kid a shot. Let him at least get the water or wipe the sweat from the floor with a towel. Let him work his way up the ladder. The one thing he has for the game is love.
Just don’t let him hold your basketball.
Draft Daze pt.1:
Conceived / Directed / Edited – Terrence Q. Elenteny
Writers – Dallas Penn, Terrence Q. Elenteny
Original Score – Jon Davis
So I have to wait until next year to see if JIMMY ROLLINS gets beaned.
Philadelphia housewives rejoice. You’ve been given a reprieve from your annual ritual domestic abuse sessions that usually followed the Phillies late season collapses. Just in time for the end of Domestic Violence Awareness month also.
The ass whuppings will commence again beginning during Thanksgiving as the Eagles fall to last place in the NFC East division.
The only Philly I fucks with is Philly’s Most Wanted…
