Free MICHAEL VICK!
JASON CAMPBELL isn’t the answer in D.C. The Washington Redskins are picked every season to go to the playoffs – in the preseason. By time the halfway point rolls around in November these dudes are already packed up to fly to the Caribbean. Get a football team DAN SNYDER. Start by getting MICHAEL VICK’s ass out of jail. Since VICK is a product of Virginia you will have the locals in your corner, at least those of them who like dogfighting (read: all of Virginia).
The Giants – Redskins game was more boring than watching a snail orgy. I couldn’t help but think that somewhere in the country someone was playing MADDEN and the Cowboys were beating the Broncos 54-48 on some Tecmo Bowl shit. I don’t like pro football games with baseball game scores just like I don’t like pro basketball games with college football game scores, unless of course the Knicks are winning. I’m a fucking American and I like being plastered drunk by 3pm in the afternoon.
Football is the last American sport. I don’t mean ghey ass futbol which has motherfucking players from places like Rio de Janeiro and Barcelona. I’m talking about down home domestic violence American football. I’m talking O.J. SIMPSON, LAWRENCE PHILLIPS and motherfucking RAE CARRUTH football. None of that wack as Serbian shit like they are doing in the Association. Definitely none of that Japanese Dominican Mexican shit they are doing in baseball. I’m talking about that Kansas City middle-America methhead buttfuck meat-packing shitstain beer junkie football.
Cowboys all the way.
