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The Association: Hail To The Chief!

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

champs

Let’s just get this out of the way off top. Big up to the Celtics for copping their ‘chip in manly fashion. GARNETT is one of the great ones and PAUL PIERCE is definitely nice with his. Even if he picks up chicks that need a ride home like how EDDIE MURPHY does. No hate here from DP Dot Com.

And to prove that I am a Black man on some magnanimous shit almost as much as Jesus of Nazareth I am gifting my big homey Dart my unopened DVD copy ‘The Life Of LEN BIAS’.

R.I.P. LEN BIAS. Who passed away 22 years ago.

R.I.P. REGGIE LEWIS. Sonn was nice with his.

R.I.P. DENNIS JOHNSON, who would have been part of the DP Dot Com lightskint resurgence movement.

Big Rils, I know you ride for the C’s too. I got some shit for you I’ma mail out as well.

I’m drunk now too. So remind me about this shit tomorrow.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, June 16th, 2008

crazy 8

You scared?!?

Don’t h8 my Huarache laser print L.A. #8.

$34.99 at A.J. Wright bitches.

More pics soon come after completion of comeback

crazy 8

The Association: Finally…

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

finals

If you told me that the Lakeshow would be outclassed in Boston I would have told you to “GTFOH!”

The Lakeshow will have to wait for next season to hoist the Larry O’Brien trophy. Especially after reading the headlines that confirm everyone’s suspicions that the Association has been fixing their contests for some time. While DAVID STERN has all of his sportswriting wags further discredit the disgraced referee TIM DONAGHY I feel somewhat vindicated for my JORDAN smears ten years ago. I always felt a kind of way about that Chicago win over Phoenix. And BARKLEY has gambling issues to boot.

Professional sports has become more like “professional” wrestling in their blind struggle for money and ratings. Why wouldn’t the NBA, NFL and MLB fix their contests? Are these corporations above that same Enron fuckery? Look at how many people were dying to put their asses in the baseball stadiums during the 500ft. home run seasons. All the while buying concessions that had retail markups of 300% or greater. At the end of the day the fans got what they deserved.

Panem et circenses.

KOBE is still the best player on the court however, and worth at least the price of a regular season ticket. GOD please save the Knicks.

SKEE LO – ‘I Wish’

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ROLLER GIRLS RULE!

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

roller girls

I caught these chicks on skates last year and I had a ball yelling at them. Roller Derby might be the best sport in America right now. I say you should enjoy it before the big corporations get wind of it and ruin the gameswomanship*.

*That is my word bitches.

GOTHAM GIRLS ROLLER DERBY

June 28th – Queens of Pain vs. Brooklyn Bombshells

July 26th – Manhattan Mayhem vs. Bronx Gridlock

August 6th – Queens of Pain vs. Bronx Gridlock

Sept. 12th – Manhattan Mayhem vs. Brooklyn Bombshells

Sept. 27th – Playoffs

Oct. 25th – The ‘Chip

RESPECT THIS KID…

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

griffey

KEN GRIFFEY Jr. was the best baseball player in the 1990’s. GRIFFEY was an incredible hitter who had power and the ability to hit the ball in any part of the field. His speed turned singles into doubles on the regulack. As a centerfielder he was clearly the second coming. No one could bring an opponents home run ball back into the field of play like GRIFFEY could. He owns half of the top 10 greatest outfield plays of all time. If not for the injuries that ravaged his career after the trade to Cincinnati there would be a national holiday for GRIFFEY Jr.

Maybe that was the problem all along. GRIFFEY Jr. just wanted to play baseball. He eschewed the rockstar hype machine that so many other players were desperate for. I used to become annoyed for him because he was called ‘the Kid’ even after his dad retired. ESPN commentators called him that nickname well into his 30’s. I suppose that’s better than calling him ‘boy’ which I’m sure they did when they were off the air. People were so jealous of GRIFFEY because he made everything he did look so effortless. I watched him shag fly balls at Shea Stadium several years ago. GRIFFEY kept his glove alongside his face. That was so fucking ballsy. He was catching 350ft. fly balls barely an inch away from his eyes. KEN GRIFFEY Jr. was the best. Evar.

GRIFFEY Jr. was going to be a first ballot Hall of Famer despite the last half of his career was hobbled by assorted major injuries. Now that he has achieved the mythic number of 600 home runs his legacy is all but secured. I’m happy for him and I still hold out the hope that he will be in a Mets uniform before it is all said and done. In the meantime and in between time I copped a pair of NIKE G6’s to keep in the stash for one of those days I need to get my all-star off on the streets.

ESPN’s Tim Kurkjian shows some effing respect…

G6s

G6s