Did you peep the fact that both teams in the ‘chip rocked adidas?
Shout to the JayHawks and DANNY MANNING.
Kansas muscled them fools down.
Memphis also choked at the line.
Congrats to De Hill Man Dem, the winner of the DP Dot Com Final 4 Pool. Get at me with a shoe size and a mailing address.
ROGER CLEMENS has been more quiet than a churchmouse while the Feds supposedly gear up to take a swing at his congressional testimony. It turns out that his lawyer, RUSTY HARDIN, also represents the Rockets’ BFF, ANDY PETTITTE.
This seems odd to me that HARDIN would have let PETTITTE go in so hard[ll] on ROGER without some kind of safety blanket. Maybe ANDY was overcome with his Christian sensibilities when he testified to the FBI? I know that I seem to have a hard-on[ll] for watching the persecution of a great American hero.
ROGER CLEMENS was the dude that really gave less than a shit for the fan and only gave a fuck about his vanity. I want justice (no DAVID) and then I want to move the eff on with my life. ROGER CLEMENS and BARRY BONDS should both be in Cooperstown without asterisks. If BABE RUTH, CY YOUNG and TY COBB don’t have them no one should.
PETE ROSE? Not so much…
Don’t look now, but if them Nuggets get in I promise you a top seed (Hornets) will fall.
New Orleans 52 22
San Antonio 52 23
L.A. Lakers 51 24
Utah 50 26
Phoenix 50 25
Houston 49 25
Dallas 47 28
Denver 46 29
*Golden State 45 30
*I hope GS gets swapped for the Mavericks
This is the seeding that I want in place for the Nuggets improbable run to the ‘chip. Denver can beat New Orleans in the first round.
I need Utah to top Phoenix in their first round series because the Nuggets can beat the Jazz.
Hopefully we see a Lakers vs. Spurs divisional tilt with the Lake Show prevailing in order to give us a Western Conference Finals that features the Lakers against the Nuggets.
Denver in seven.
The second greatest posse rap track after ‘Triumph’…
Here’s the official breakdown for the remainder of the NCAA Final 4 Tournament bka DP Dot Com Final 4’Rizzle 4’Shizzle. By using the Scenario Generator I can look at the projected winners of the pool. Someone’s gonna have a new pair of Nike Dunks and be that much closer to becoming the leader of the free world.
If North Carolina x Memphis in the ‘chip and the TarHeels prevail…
Dubble Dribble
If North Carolina x Memphis in the ‘chip and Memphis come out on top…
Fearless Vampire Killers
If Memphis x Kansas in the ‘chip and Memphis triumphs…
Fearless Vampire Killers
If Memphis x Kansas in the ‘chip and the JayHawks Rock Chalk…
De Hill Man Dem
If Kansas x UCLA in the ‘chip and the JayHawks Rock Chalk…
KINGrex
If Kansas x UCLA in the ‘chip and the Bruins show madd love…
The Midnight Meat Train
If UCLA x North Carolina in the ‘chip and the Bruins keep it breezly…
Big Rils
If UCLA x North Carolina in the ‘chip and the ‘Heels boot them…
Hoes Gotta Eat Too
Thanks to everyone who played in this years pool. A special thank you goes out to Oakley and the Nichola Robinson Gallery. NRG hosted an Oakley event and I beasted out and left with ten pairs of limited edition Oakley x Supreme Frogskin sunglasses. I am going to eBay these bitches and pay my mortgage this month along with buying a shitload of free shit for the DP Dot Com ‘snail mail’ list.
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I go in hard for baseball[ll]. Shit is the most perfect pastime. There’s no shot clock or play clock or timeouts. Shit is just forever.
What did I say about the ‘Nats? I forgot to list Zimmerman and sonn hits a game-winning walk off homerun.
The National League East is the only division in baseball.
NY Mets
Philadelphia Phillies
Washington Nationals
Atlanta Braves
Florida Marlins
The American League Central has a few good clubs, but competition wise the NL East pwns baseball.
G Dubbz threw out the gameball in D.C. He nearly threw that shit past the catcher all the way to the backstop. That was about as fitting a metaphor for his administration as I could think of.
Did you realize that thirty five years ago Hank Aaron broke Babe Ruth’s all time homerun record. Even though the Hammer doesn’t own the all time record any longer he is still the MLBGOAT HR hitter for my money. The Hammer never had to use HGH or amphetamines to get himself in shape for the game. The Hammer also set his record against the best players that the game had to offer. His mark wasn’t watered down from being achieved in a racially segregated league either.
Most of all The Hammer began his record breaking season with 713 home runs. During the off season he received so many death threats that he took out a life insurance policy so his family could have some money just in case he got merc’ked. Black athletes didn’t have those endorsement checks popping like they do today where even the mediocre players are millionaires.
Hank Aaron could have retired with 713 and he would still have been my hero. I appreciate Barry Bonds achievement also, but he and everyone after him will never have to experience the trial of fire that Hank Aaron walked through. Last year we celebrated the 60th anniversary of the courageous Jack Roosevelt Robinson, If you fucks with baseball any kind of way please respect the men that defied the haters in order to be heroes.
Play ball…