This is just a little reminder to all of those Shia insurgents that are still stuck on stupid.
Sunni forces are running this Iraq shit!
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N’Awlins Jig Mayor Gets A Do-Over
Saturday, May 27th, 2006
The chances of us seeing images like this one are slim now that N’Awlins has created an evacuation plan for this summers’ hurricane season.
One of the problems last year with the overcrowding was due to the police NOT shooting enough people in the back. The N.O. Sheriff’s Department has their marching orders now so if you negroes don’t have on your Air Max when the storm hits this year you might as well put some lipstick on your hand and smack yourself in the butt. In other words, kiss your azz goodbye.
I admit that I was surprised that RAY NAGIN found himself still in office after the city’s mayoral election. That other dude that was opposing him had a few powerful southern buzzwords in his corner. Words like ‘tradition’ and ‘heritage’ carry a lot of weight in Louisiana. Don’t get it twisted by thinking that Mississippi is the only place that the rebel flag gets cheers. There is still a popular fashion accessory called the ‘New Orleans Necktie’.
Most Bayou folks are a forgiving, laid back sort and I guess they figured that RAY NAGIN didn’t completely fuck up as mayor. Well, at least he cursed out the President and the Governor.
SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!
Thursday, May 25th, 2006
In Search of… The HOLY GRAIL.
I need your help on this one sneaker fiend family. NIKE is releasing a gang of sick colorways for the retro AIR STAB shoe. These shoes first dropped in 1988 and they are one of NIKE’s most comfortable and well designed running shoes. The AIR STAB’s were like the forefather to all of these hybrid trail running shoes. The extra cushioning and NIKE’s patented ‘FootBridge’ technology that kept the foot straight and secure in the shoe made these the natural choice for cross country athletes. I also liked them because of how they looked. Mesh, suede and leather overlapping one another like it’s some kind of orgy going down on your feet. The visible air bubble just confirmed their status as Air Maxes.
Let me know if you see any of these jawns at one of the exclusive shops that you frequent.
The ‘New York State of Mind’
Juice?!? What the fuck is juice? ‘Grape Drink’, baby.
The recycled sole is a flashback to the AIR MOWABB’s.
Let me know where you find these joints and I will mail you an exclusive NIKE poster designed for one of their Air Max events.
VOTE OR DIE! (Laughing)
Thursday, May 25th, 2006
This may be the greatest post created this year because it is teaching people that voting can actually be fun. If the AL GORE camp had ROBBIE instead of JAMES CARVILLE we might not be in this quagmire right now.
The First Annual Weed Carriers Awards
The “weed carrier” is the member of a “weed owning” celebrities’ entourage whose job is to take the fall in case the police apprehend said celebrity with contraband. In some cases the “carrier” becomes a “weed owner” themself, in which case they must find someone to carry their weed as they did previously.
This remarkably simple concept is brilliant because it essentially dissects the structure of heirarchy within the entertainment industry. I expect no less from the people at UNKUT.COM
FINALS FOUR The ASSOCIATION
Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
The NBA season has arrived at its final four teams and lo and behold, Dallas is in the mix. This could be a banner year for everything named Dallas. TERRELL OWENS is in Irving, Texas. Reruns of LARRY HAGMAN, a young VICTORIA PRINCIPAL, and an even younger CHARLENE TILTON are in heavy rotation on T.V. Land. Most of all, yours truly is on a hemp smoothie diet. Get ready to hear the name DALLAS a lot this year.
I have been waiting a minute too for the Mavericks to get their shit together. It’s not like they haven’t had players. They were pretty decent when JASON KIDD, JIM JACKSON and JAMAL MASHBURN were their big three. The rumor about why they couldn’t get along was because JIMMY JACK stole TONI BRAXTON away from MASH.
I was down with the Mavs way before then. Back when they had ROLANDO BLACKMAN, DEREK HARPER, MARK AGUIRRE and my main stain ROY TARPLEY. They even had DETLEF SCHREMPF coming off the bench to give you that clutch white boy three point shooting. The Mavs could fill up a hole with the quickness(no B.B.). Them fools used to run and gun in their tight pants like nobody. The only problem was that the Western Conference of the 1980’s was pwned by the Lakers. The Mavericks could beat anybody in the league except for Showtime.
This year’s team is different from every other Dallas roster because they play some defense. Not a Detroit defense, but they don’t give away easy points or second shots and in the wild Western Conference that might as well be a Detroit defense. I also like the fact that this Dallas team kept alive the tradition of having a bunch of scorers whose names begin with ‘J’. JASON, JERRY and JOSH should be the reasons why the Suns set in the west.
And the Mavs have a selection of whores cheerleaders who have holes that need filling too.
