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N’AWLINS New Evacuation Plan

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Embattled New Orleans Mayor RAY NAGIN discloses the newly devised evacuation plans for the Crescent City during the upcoming summer hurricane season.


“JUST GET THE FUCK OUT!”

I Like To Live in America!

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

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I will dedicate several posts this week to one of the website’s best friends. TONY’s KANSAS CITY has been part of the movement since we were first singled out by the great BYRON CRAWFORD back in August. With all the recent domestic news focusing on immigration, TONY, like most Mexican Americans has felt singled out in his sombrero.

I give TONY credit for using this moment in the media spotlight to bring other issues to the table that focus on how the mega-corporations abuse our economic system with far more disatrous results than anybody in a big silly hat could ever do. Well almost anybody…

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Cheers to TONY’s KANSAS CITY and any other Mexicans that read this site. Without your hard work and dedication I wouldn’t be able to purchase a 100% cotton tee shirt for $3 bucks.

It’s Hard Out Here on Immigrant Ho’s

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

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This news item smacks of some real ‘quality of life’ issues that all the politicians are missing. Where can the single working class tax paying male get some cheap poonahnee from?

A few years ago I spent a few dollars enjoying myself along Roosevelt Avenue in Queens because that is where you could visit an apartment house and score some tight, young Mexican poon for only $20. That’s right, one ANDREW JACKSON would get you some Mexican Dominican or Mexican Salvadoran tail that was young and firm and only spoke these two words of english, “Ay Papi!”

So now the Feds are all busy busting up these businesses instead of say, arresting the KENNETH LAYs and the JEFF SKILLINGs that are robbing the working stiffs of their retirement scraps. It’s seems to be in concert with one another that you can’t enjoy yourself when your young, nor can you afford to ever stop working.

Now don’t get all morally sidetracked with the argument that these women were underaged, because if you saw a naked 16year old Mexican Dominican you would agree that she is all woman.

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BADBOY’s Newest Artist/Victim

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

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“Bad Boy Records Executive Vice President and General Manager Harve Pierre, “Making Da Band” cast member Elliot Ness, and Bad Boy Records President Sean “P. Diddy” Combs attend the Elliot Ness and Bad Boy
Records Recording Artist Signing at the Bad Boy Records Office on May
01, 2006 in New York City.”

To be honest, I feel a kind of way about reporting this story without confirmation from Nah’Right. Those dudes have been extra busy so this story might have fallen under their radar. I didn’t even know that BadBoy Records still HAD an office, but it looks like they’re sharing space with a clothing store. I hope NESS will get a discount on some of those sweatsuits. Here are some photos from the well publicized event…

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DIDDY, King of All Jigs places BadBoy chain around NESS’ throat neck.

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DIDDY and NESS’ review paperwork together. NESS negotiated a special clause that will allow CHOPPER and BABS to alternate weekends for carrying his weed. Just as an aside, peep the Jordan Brand chancletas that DIDDY wears when he signs new talent.

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Smiles all around as DIDDY announces free cheesecake for everyone compliments of G-DEP.

Enjoy this moment NESS because this is as good as it gets, and it won’t ever get this good again.

MEXICO Legalizes, But Will T.K.C. Advertise?

Friday, April 28th, 2006

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I haven’t been on the web in a minute so I feel a little disconnected from my friends, albeit I haven’t actually met any of you, I feel like we still congregate in the same places.

Did anyone peep the newsreel about Mexico and their plan to legalize small amounts of narotics? This is some ultra-progrssive legislation because they are removing the criminal stigma that gets attached to casual users and addicts alike. I always felt like arresting an addict was an insult placed upon an injury.

We spend so much money here in the states building prisons it forces us to make more criminals. Mexico is moving in the opposite direction with their war on drugs. It’s a move that some critics say creates more addicts but I disagree with that. Availability of narcotics doesn’t create addicts. The unavailability of oppurtunity to secure wealth, yet the constant advertising of the rewards of wealth is what creates addicts. The recognizable disparity between the people that have and the people that have not is where addiction is borne. I like Mexico’s stance on this issue and I will try to see if there are any noticable results in the near future.

I really enjoy the irony that lard ass loudmouth RUSH LIMBAUGH can now illegally immigrate to Mexico to get his Ocycontin fix right.