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BILLY SUNDAY’s Television Network Scorecard

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

who's watching who?

Black people just got hoodwinked. Everybody was busy sending around that e-mail to watch the JAMIE FOXX musical in order to save ‘Black’ television programming while right under their noses jig T.V. programming was shot in the head point blank.

The good folks at Time Inc. who own the Warner Brothers networks and our friends at ViaCom who own C.B.S., M.T.V., B.E.T., and more importantly the United Paramount Networks has decided to form a corporate television Voltron.

This latest media company merger will certainly cost a slew of administrative jobs, but I think that the real loss will be in the creation of diverse programming. Particularly jig programs. How many more ‘Beauty and the Geek’ shows do we need to watch? By the same token I am sick of that ‘Top Model’ crap too. That’s why I am working on a script for a Mexican ‘WAYAN’s BROS.’ tentatively titled ‘Hermanos SERRANOS’. I will try to see if I can bring some picante to these bland networks.

ViaCom appears to be the bigger winner because they have a lions’ share of the non-cable television market. The de facto loser in all of this merger mess looks like Fox. To retain their market share I can imagine Fox will resort to broadcasting a topless edition of American Idol, 24 hours a day. I think I should start practicing my singing…

I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky…

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JAMIE FOXX = UNPREDICTABLE

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

foxxy

I have nothing but love for JAMIE FOXX(no brokeback, of course). Ol’ boy is going ride that thang ’til the wheels fall off. And why not?!? I always considered JAMIE’s schtick to be the thinking Negro’s AMOS-n-ANDY.

Desperate azz NBC is giving JAMIE some primetime love tonight so he can promote his next single with a little help from some of his hoodrat friends. Anything to at least temporaryily derail the juggernaut that has become American Idol. I heard that JAMIE may try to give birth on stage. Be careful with these crazy jigs NBC, you do remember the X.F.L.?

Note to JAMIE; Please leave the goofy hats at your momma’s house

more foxxy

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NAS Gives JAY-Z His Jacket To Wear…

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

nay-z

By signing a joint venture deal with DEF JAM Records, NASIR JONES has in effect given his rhymebook to SHAWN CARTER.

I hear that he also threw in his Adidas jacket.

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AND NOW… A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

champeezy my neezy

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DEATH to the ‘SAUCE’! Well, Almost…

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

dont cry for me argentina

Almost a year ago I began my campaign to rid the planet of the blight that has become the SOURCE magazine.

I got that much closer today with the announcement that DAVE MAYS and BENZINO were dismissed from their positions at the rap rag. In some way I feel justified that these dudes were clipped, but in the larger scheme it means that I will have to drum up my efforts now because the magazines re-organization will try to gird itself from my attacks.

The SOURCE (along with its complicit cousins XXL and VIBE) have been guilty of cultural hustling. These publications do not care about Hip-Hop. At their best they are just glossy shopping catalogs. At their worst they promote violence that is fraternal and sanctioned.

Have you seen the Hummer truck that is vinyl wrapped with U.S. Army and Source mag logos?

humdinger

From the corner block to Iraq, from the cradle to the grave, young colored people are at war. The Source is still the enemy even though they replaced the lieutenants.

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