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BLACK ENTERTAINMENT’s Got A New Set of White Gloves

Sunday, January 8th, 2006

reggie crack corn

Black Entertainment Television enters the new year on a mission to give itself a facelift. REGINALD HUDLIN will assume full control of the network’s programming and content. I welcome this transition because I feel like B.E.T. and sister network M.T.V. are this planet’s most important cultural institutions. It’s high time that parent company ViaCom poured some substantial resources into their B.E.T. brand. There are times that B.E.T.’s content appears to have been created with the same production equipment from DONNIE SIMPSON’s heyday.

The problem that I have with B.E.T. isn’t so much about what they air on the network because it generally mimics the shows that you see on M.T.V. or VH-1 . My problem has been the lack of production resources allocated to B.E.T.’s core shows. 106th & Park shouldn’t look like a bootlegg version of Total Request Live. As a matter of fact, 106th & Park needs a brand new look with more white glove performances. Preferably from Atlanta and Houston based crap acts with golden plated eyeballs.

I will try give REGGIE HUDLIN a pass for the first two quarters of the year since he does own 50,000 comic books.

BLACK NERDS UNITE!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Sunday, January 1st, 2006

fuck cristal! champale bitches!

FREEDOM _ NEW YEAR’s EVE PARTY

Saturday, December 31st, 2005

freedom

Your admission price is only $50 bucks if you print this flyer OR you say the name ‘DALLAS PENN’ to the cashier.

FREEDOM’s NEW YEAR’s PARTY
TriBeCa Cinemas
54 Varick Street (one block south of Canal Street)

dance to all of your favorite classics from PRINCE, A TRIBE CALLED QUEST, MICHAEL JACKSON, OL’ DIRTY BASTARD, JAMES BROWN, RICK JAMES et.al.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HOW MANY KANYE?!?

Friday, December 30th, 2005

kangay

“When KANGAY WEST was asked how many Grammy statues he thought he might be able to shove into his arsehole he calmy held up both hands…”

Who will be the most annoying crapper in 2006? Will it be the attention starved momma’s boy, KANGAY? How about violence minstrel FITTY? There’s always platinum tooth blackface whiteface PAUL WALL?

I am excited that the future looks to show that there will be no shortage of people ready and willing to trade up the mythos of the ghetto for their corporate masters. Keep in mind that Hip-Hop is NOT a culture. Capitalism IS the culture.

We will be here at DALLASPENN.COM ready to hate with the truth. Still broke as all hell and eating food left on restaurant plates or discarded into garbage pails just like a bum.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Sneaker Fiends United!

Thursday, December 29th, 2005

AIR 180

This one goes out to all my peoples who love to stick their nose in a fresh pair of AIR MAX.

NIKE has some treats for us dropping on Three KIngs Day (coincidentally my favorite shopping day of all time).

The ADDICT page is under serious construction. Stay tuned for vintage ‘LO, Gucci, Timberland and of course ‘swoosh’ brand products.