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Converse To Musicians: Strike Up The Brand…

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

chucks

The sporting goods company Converse might just be ushering in a new artistic renaissance. Converse is opening a recording studio in north Brooklyn where studio time is absolutely free. Let a struggling musician tell you what their most prohibitive cost is and they will tell you about all the money they are spending for studio recording sessions.

To earn the chips needed to get into a decent studio, artists used to work at retail stores like Tower Records, Virgin Megastore or the recently shuttered FatBeats. Since no one is buying CDs any longer those stores don’t need employees, but musicians still need money to record their music.

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In steps Converse as a patron of the arts. Sort of. Converse’s Chuck Taylors has been the singular shoe of musicians from punk rockers like Sid Vicious and the Ramones to pop music gangbanging rappers like Snoop Dogg and The Game. It makes me wonder if Converse is spending all of this money in order to create an anthem on the level of Run-DMC’s ‘My adidas’.

The truth is that the music industry has migrated into businesses that make money in this recession because they sell things that people are still interested in paying for. Basically everything BUT music. Converse, McDonald’s, Nike and Starbucks are the new record labels and distributors. That is, until I figure a way to download a pair of SB Dunks and a quarter pounder with cheese.

chucks

Waiting For Godot…

Wednesday, October 13th, 2010

hype kills

Barack Obaama is NOT going to be that dude.

You can keep waiting for him to rip off his shirt and display an ‘S’ on the shirt underneath, but if, and when that happens the symbol will prA’li look more like this – ‘$

Barack Obama Ends Ban On Gulf Drilling

Curren$y Events…

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

obamabux

This is a look at some of the redesigns in the U.S. dollar that are part of a contest sponsored by an NYC graphic designer.

I don’t mind adding some color to the dollar. Colored people? Not so much. You see how that shit is working for Zimbabwe? How about a 65,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 % inflation rate?

Nah man, I don’t want any Black people on my dollar bills. Shit is already expensive enough to buy shit with a pocket full of big faced white folks. No way I’m gonna get my monies worth with some Duke Ellington dollars in my wallet. And what Black people would we put on our denominations? I love the irony of Malcolm X on a dollar, or the humor of Richard Pryor on a $20 (rolled up to snift yayze, natch).

Chances are we will have the same Black faces we see every February – MLK Jr. and George Washington Carver. Black people need some more heroes. My choices would be Turkey Leg Jenkins or Everett Bailey? This is America people, and if we are going to devalue our dollar bills any further then at least we should have some fun with it.

You know what shit would push white over the edge? Obaamabux.

obamabux

The ‘LO-End Theory: eBay Comeups…

Sunday, September 26th, 2010

ebay

When I talk to new heads about the Lifestyle I always have to mention eBay. It’s a good place for beginners to find starter pieces for their collections and if you get lucky you might even snatch a comeup or two.

Comeups are items that are posted by people who aren’t necessarily Polo Ralph Lauren collectors but they recognize the popularity of the brand so they post auctions featuring items associated with brand at reasonable opening bid prices. Take for instance this bear sweater I have pictured here…

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The lifestylers call this a ‘Sit Down Teddy’ and the super lifestylers know that it is a cotton knit retro of the OG Sit Down from 1992 and the wool knit Sit Down from 1996. Whoever posted this item on the eBay system isn’t that informed, but they know that collectors cherish these sweaters so they have set the opening bid price at $600. That is OG money, not a fair bid price for a retro.

Here are a couple of bear coffee mugs.

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You might imagine that my collection is filled with Polo Bear items? The answer would be hell yeah. I like these mugs and their opening bid price is fair at $8 bucks, but where I have to fall back on this auction is the shipping price. $10 for two mugs is a bit excessive in my book.

You have to monitor eBay for opening bid prices as well as shipping charges to determine if an item is going to be worth the cost but once you have that business all sorted out you can go hard – like Brooklyn.

I Used To Get It In Oregon [ll]

Saturday, September 25th, 2010

ducks

Elvis Presley once told me that there are only two things in Oregon – Ducks and sick fucks.

Shouts to the prA’li donation from Eugene, Oregon.

I hope you weren’t one of the two dudes busted for rioting. How cool is Eugene that there is a riot with hundreds of people and only two are arrested? None tased. None shot.

Biggups to Eugene police (and prA’li the fact there are no Blacks in Eugene).

duck boots

I remember being in a Ross store in Atlanta and true to form Ross had some random fly shit.

Player exclusive University of Oregon football cleats.

Them shits is flyer than Dries Van Noten shoes, and I own Dries Van Noten wingtips with a kilty [ll].

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I planned on visiting the west side before the year was done if my prA’li movement picked up any steam. Eugene, Oregon just put some chips on the trip. Anyone at Beaverton care to match it up?