Where is Tim Donaghy when you want to ‘engineer’ a classic Finals matchup?
N8 Robinson two-piecing Kobe Bryant a la Chris Childs would be priceless.
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HOLLA!
Saturday, May 29th, 2010The Clown Is On The Ba[ll]sachs…
Thursday, May 27th, 2010
^ And this sign I saw on an NYC bus is the proof.
I hit up El Gringo Colombiano to show him what the meme he created had become. Even corporate America is now embracing the pause button [ll]. Casimir pointed out however that McDonald’s was in fact pausing its own product which makes their swagger jack even more interesting.
Is McDonald’s warning us that their sweet tea product which has an undisclosed amount of High Fructose Corn Syrup can actually make you ghey? I wonder if they are trying to forewarn consumers that their beverage will put so much sugar in your tank that you will let Grimace fingerbang you?
And is Grimace a man or a woman? I feel like one of the fry guys is a fag too.
El Gringo Colombiano had an idea to hire Combat Jack Esquire to sue McDonald’s for intellectual property theft, but I had to nix that. Being that we like to consider ourselves as Web3.0 I think the best way to deal with the clown is to make the third and final installment of the Ghetto Big Mac trilogy.
We gotta tell the clown to show the internets some respect.
But first we got your ‘Stadium Status’…
WEED >>> COKE…
Thursday, May 27th, 2010
Jamaica has one single avenue for feeding its people and that is being taken away from them.
It’s not like the Jamaicans are being conscripted to traffick cocaine, the Mexicans are doing that shit hardbody.
Jamaicans have weed and Christy’s of Flatbush Ave beef patties and that is it. So it’s no small wonder that civilians are willing to die for their weed owners. No one else is putting bread on their tables. Certainly not the government which has been hamstrung by the International Monetary Fund.
Someone better tall these rich folks to come up off of some of their stacks so that these poor people can get a meal. Jamaica isn’t much different from Camden, New Orleans, Detroit, or Brooklyn.
SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!
Friday, May 14th, 2010
I wanted some retail therapy, but I need to copp this plane ticket to the ‘A’ to peep momDukes.
Instead of going into NikeTown to try and get my Air Max Attack Pack I’m gonna fall thru MoMA’s Free Fridays with Chocolate Snowflake.
I’ve been moving so hard on all wheels and I’m just happy to still be on the road. Still be on the path. I spoke to mom yesterday and she straightened me out simply by laughing. That is definitely where I get my sense of humor and my ability to perservere.
Wait ’til I get my money right.
I’m copping doubles of the Air Max Mondrians for my spaceship.
‘Can’t Tell Me Nuthin’
‘Spaceship’ featuring GLC and Consequence
Come Get Your Status…
Thursday, May 13th, 2010
‘Stadium Status’ will be one of several I.C. films screened in the beautiful Brooklyn Public Library at Grand Army Plaza.
June 1st, 7pm-9pm, totally FREE (natch)
Get your info and directions here…
An Evening with the Internets Celebrities
