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DP’s ‘Lo-End Theory Adventures…

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

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A hunting we will go…

Last week we went on a wild mission to come up on some goodies at the A.J.Wright yellow ticket sales. The picking were disappointingly slim although I did get a handful of pieces I will be giving away over here.

*I apologize to everyone that I owe a prize to but I am shipping out six(6) boxes of winnings and various snail mail so please sit tight a few more days*

This week’s public transit mission was a lot more direct but almost as long as last week’s WestChester excursion. Since I got my day job paycheck I wanted to give myself a little Polo Ralph Lauren lifestyle retail therapy. I plotted a jump to the Walt Whitman mall in Huntington. That’s Long Island, New York for those of you that might give a fux. Walt Whitman used to be my private Idaho for Polo I.T.’s. I always found pieces in 2X.

The advantage I loved about Walt Whitman was that the mall had three of my favorite department stores all in the same building. Lord & Taylor, Macy*s and Bloomingdale’s all together. I’m bound to get something fresh from one of these outlets. I haven’t fuxed with Walt Whitman in a minute tho’. I wondered if my favorite clerks were on the sales floor. My girl at Bloomingdale’s was still around and she was happy to see me. She complimented me on my Nordic lambswool sweater and matching wool socks.

Bloomingdale’s was tapped out tho’. The only thing I found was Lake Placid ball cap. It had a patch on the crown and some other details. My girl added the 15% off store coupon to the already reduced clearance price for a total of $12 bucks so I copped two(2). One to rock and one to put on ice. I don’t say this to people because it doesn’t matter to me like that but I started the saying of putting gear on ice. I used to sell shit on eBay and some of my I.T.’s still had the tags on them. I told my bidders that I kept my pieces on ice like Walt Disney. I was just saving them for a later day when I would remove them from their cryogenic stasis.

lo scarf

Lord’s didn’t have shit either but Macy*s had these Olympic scarves on sale for $34 so I added this to the archives. The scarf can be a consolation prize sometimes when you are on the hunt. Rugby’s and knits are the gold medal joints, while a polo or a funky ski hat are in the silver medal range. Even tho’ this scarf is a bronze medal it’s like an Apolo Ohno bronze since I already have so many medals in my collection.

Since I was in Suffolk county I knew better than to play around and get stuck waiting on public transportation. My shopping mission was perfectly timed to catch the bus returning to the Amityville LIRR train station. When I got to the station I saw that my next train to Brooklyn wasn’t arriving for another hour. What the fux?! A train was arriving headed in the opposite direction so I hopped on it to keep warm. This was how I won. By going out to Babylon I could catch an express train back to the city.

I arrived in Brooklyn in time to walk the floor of the Marshall’s at Atlantic Terminal. Marshall’s has ‘Lo I.T.’s from time to time. I’ve actually caught some heat up in Marshall’s on the low [ll]. Tonight’s Marshall’s comeup wasn’t clothing tho’, it was kicks. The Air Jordan 2009 has been on sale all around the city for the low low price of $50 but never in my size. Marshall’s ticket was $60 and the OG box price was $190. I like getting kicks from Marshall’s because just like a sneaker store Marshall’s has them in boxes. The Air Jordan 2009 box is shaped so retarded I don’t know how I’m going to stash these in my museum.

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All this shopping was my T-Mobile bill. I should have gone to a camera store tho’ and bought the memory stick for my video camera. I think y’all would have enjoyed my documentary of all the douchenozzles in the mall. Maybe I’ll get that joint tomorrow. Unless y’all don’t mind all of this reading?

The Rise Of The Mega-Corp…

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

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The extended recession we have been experiencing here in the States is leading us up to the rise of the mega-corporation. Job creation has been so poor and the federal government has been so disconnected from this task that the people have been beholden to the mega-corps for their economic well being. The mega-corps are powerful because they have control of horizontal and vertical industries.

Take McDonald’s for instance. It’s not simply enough to dot the cityscape and the suburbs with restaurants. I may have passed a hundred McDonald’s installations yesterday on my trip through the Bronx. McDonald’s also owns the shipping containers and the suppliers. The paper cartons that their products are sold in are created in McDonald’s own papermills. The only thing McDonald’s might outsource would be the advertising campaigns.

The advantage to all of McDonald’s vertical integration is that the mega-corp can better control their pricepoint at the consumer stage. Hence, the McD Dollar Menu and the fact it has remained in effect for several years. I’m not totally against monopolies either. Snce we are a capitalistic nation one of the economic systems natural by-products is the creation of a monopoly. Just study how the banking system was collapsing onto itself. Still there is something sinister that underlies the mega-corporation.

Everyone loves to shit on Wal-Mart almost as much as they love to shit on McDonald’s, but Wal-Mart is one of my favorite mega-corps. Full disclosure: Wal-Mart sells the best action fugures on the planet. When I’m in Atlanta I might buy several hundred dollars worth of Star Wars and Marvel Legends figures. Wal-Mart’s industrials produces the majority of goods sold in Wal-Mart stores. They could literally only sell Wal-Mart shit if they wanted to. Wal-Mart is far from the most evil mega-corp in my opinion. That would be Walt Disney Co.

Not just because in a recession they had the billions to plunk down and acquire Marvel Comics, but because of the way they administer the area in Florida that they own. Disney has their own laws on their property and a quasi-government in place. I’m sure they have their scientists working on human cloning and cryogenics. The only thing left for Disney is to form their own standing para-military army. I’m sure it’s coming.

PatLabor Disney.

DP MetroCard Madness…

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

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I’m about to GO IN partypeople.

I’m about to stretch an unlimited Metrocard to the limits. The MetroCard allows access to MTA buses and subways and this includes the Long Island bus routes as well as the Bee Line bus routes in lower WestChester.

The second part of this mission of madness was inspired by A.J. Wright’s ‘Final Clearance’ sale which is granting 50% off items that bear a yellow clearance ticket. I just bought four (4) Air Jordan warm up jackets for $5 apiece. I gave one to Premium Pete, one is being to shipped to SlumBeezy for his DP.comtributions and I still have two(2) to fux around with.

Today’s mission finds me on the hunt for those bombproof Timbs. They were on yellow tag clearance for $21 so if I find a pair in the size I want they will be $10.50 and that is making me in-FUXING-sane. The idea of coming up on armageddon-proof Timberland boots for less than the price of a movie ticket has inspired me to undertake this journey.

The first leg will find me on the N4 Long Island bus starting from the Freeport hub.

The N4 will leave me in Jamaica, Queens at the E train station Parsons/Archer Aves.

The E train will transfer me to the R train at Queens Plaza then one (1) stop to Lexington/59th St #5 transfer.

Uptown #5 trian to last stop in the Bronx – Dyre Ave and then to eastbound Bx16 bus to Pelham Manor

Pelham Manor A.J. Wright location

Bx16 westbound to Major Deegan Expressway and transfer to BeeLine bus #20 or #21 going north into Yonkers.

Yonkers/Cross County A.J. Wright location

I bet the trip across the Bronx and up to Yonkers will be as long as the trip was just to get to the Bronx.

I may not even copp anything, but the trip will be so fuxing epic.

Or I could just stay home…

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Flinstonemobile >>> Toyota…

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

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I’m not even gonna front and hide my joy that the Toyota Prius is all fucked the fux up. I h8 them shits and the fux that drive them. Those same douche nozzles that recycle and conserve and preserve are only concerned with the status quo. Its time for the Earth to start over again and your little bullshit 50 miles to the gallon half a homo hybrid car is not going to save you when the Earth opens its craw to swallow us all whole.

Full disclosure: DP operated in 1989 Camry until 2004

Golden Boys And White Knights…

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

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Brett Favre vs. Peyton Manning would make Roger Goodell cream himself [ll].

Most people think this matchup saves the league’s entire season?

Discuss…