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The Association: Desperate For Some Post-Season Magic…

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

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Will a Boston vs. L.A. Finals live up to the hype?

The NBA referee gambling scandal is unfolding into some serious shit. Not that is wasn’t serious already, but the details that are emerging are interesting. The thing about betting on sports is not so much whether a team wins or loses but what the ‘point spread’ is at the end of the game.

The point spread is the number of points separating the winning and losing teams in a game. For instance, the Phoenix Suns lost to the Dallas Mavericks 105-108 back in December despite 18 assists by STEVE NASH of the Suns. The point spread of this game ended up being 3 points. Dallas, the home team, was favored by three. Dallas did not COVER the spread.

Even though they won the basketball game the Mavericks actually lost the bettor’s game. Dallas had been leading by as much as 17 points uring the contest. A late push from Phoenix thanks to free throws helped close the gap.

Referees keep good players on the court or OFF the court and I can’t help but think that TIM DONAGHY was so far gone that he manipulated even more than the over 100 games he has admitted to. This dude was addicted to the rush of gambling so bad he was on the verge of going all JEFF GILLOOLY on KOBE BRYANT’s knees. Right now the NBA needs to pull some magic out of their ass to distract everyone from the fact that their brand of entertainment is severely compromised.

THE IRON MAN EFFECT…

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

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Now that the lustre of the ‘Iron Man’ movie has worn off I can delve into some of the subtext that I encountered in the film. What was interesting to me was how this film openly expressed the all too cozy nature that our government has with the military industrial complex and how arms dealers can comfortably trade weaponry with nations states and political actors no matter who those weapons might be trained against the following morning.

Stark Industries was for all practical purposes General Electric. We regard G.E. mostly as a company that manufactures washing machines and benign lightbulbs, but the big profit for G.E. over the last decade has been in their tactical weapons manufacturing. The domestic appliance division is doing so bad that their CEO is looking to sell off the entire operation. It makes all the sense to sell to the Asians since that is where the customer service call center is located anyhoo.

In the ‘Iron Man’ movie when Tony Stark, the fictional CEO of Stark Industries decides that his company will only manufacture domestically beneficial goods the company’s stock fell through the floor. Why is death and destruction so profitable? This is where Hollyweird gives us an actual glimpse into the world we live in. Weapons contractors have an incredible sway over our military and they don’t have to play by any of the rules of engagement. We tumble along headlong towards the precipice where the real bad guys will have the real good guns.

Shitgotdamn if we aren’t there now.

Don’t ever forget that U.S. manufacturers armed the Iraqi government. Everybody on this side that works in the Pentagon and has an info clearance tag worth a damn can tell you the exact amount of bullets that we have shipped to them. When we went looking for WMD we did it as the repo man. Even if the arms were outdated, and they were, we still didn’t want them falling into the wrong hands. Meaning, people that didn’t pay for them.

You have taken note of some of the shipments of arms and supplies sent to Iraq that have gone missing? In all my life I have never seen white just shrug his shoulders when shit goes missing. Nope, he goes in there and gets his shit that was stolen and prA’li takes some shit for himself. Just because. The real story of Iron Man is about people so greedy and without morality that they would sell arms to someone just to try out their latest weapon in order to take their guns and bombs back.

These are the children of the same dudes that brokered land treaties with the native Americans. Since when do you think they have anytime to care about anything but money? ‘Iron Man’ was the fantasy that a man could rise above the code of greed embedded into his DNA after generations.

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Do You Want More?

Monday, May 12th, 2008

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C.S. and I enjoyed the ERYKAH BADU featuring the Roots concert from the less expensive seats. Truth be told is that there aren’t ANY bad seats in Radio City Hall when the soundmen are on their grizzly.

The Roots are the most legendary, as usual even though their set was brief. Keep in mind this was ERYKAH’s concert. They did some of their classics and some of the joints off ‘Rising Down’. The song ‘Criminal’ is becoming one of my all time favorites. Black Thought spit the entire Kool G Rap G.O.A.T. rap song ‘Men At Work’. Rappers can’t even pick up a microphone after this dude. I have said this a million times, but how sick is it when a nigga knows his catalog backwards AND your favorite rapper’s joints too?

Since I am such a shitty photog I kept the camera down and I just enjoyed Mrs. BADU’s performance. ERYKAH has such a commanding stage presence even though she is like only five feet tall. She has a knack for pulling off notes that you would never expect to come from her throat. She’s just indescribably fantastic. I would love to see her and JILL SCOTT team up again like they did at the CHAPPELLE Block Party and just go note for note. It makes me think of PATTI LaBELLE and NONA HENDRYX.

Speaking of the group LaBELLE…

I missed the show this weekend at the Hammerstein Ballroom that was a tribute to PATTI and the group LaBELLE because I was getting my bounce right at the KeiStar party with DJ SPINNA. It was an evening of ghetto karaoke as we danced and sung out classic shit from the 1990’s. Whether it was rap, new jack swing R&B or whatever we all knew the lyrics. The funniest moment of the night was when the entire building sung the chorus from Color Me Bad’s ‘I Wanna Sex You Up’. Hee fucking larious.

The next KeiStar party will be another STEVIE WONDER tribute. If you need me to tell you how good these joints are then you might should hang yourself from your bathroom shower with a pair of pantyhose like sonn did in that RICHARD GERE movie. That dude was a loser. Don’t be that dude.

I squeezed off a hundred bucks from my stimulus check to hang out Saturday night. A hundred dollars ain’t shit no more! Whose fault is that?

  • $3.25 for two 4-piece Chicken McNuggets and 32oz. McD sweet tea
    If you haven’t fucked with the McDonald’s sweet tea then you need to, or get yourself a pair of pantyhose and climb in a shower stall and you know what.
  • $10 admission to the party
    KEITA and SPINNA are my friends and I consider it a privilege to support their events in word and deed. If I was that type of nigga who is looking for a guest list hookup for ten dollars I would go to Rite Aid instead and buy a pair of pantyhose. I would then go home and climb into my bathtub and tie said pantyhose around my neck and shower faucet. Then I would turn on the water.
  • $13 Belvedere and tonic x 4
  • WTF?!? $13 is gonna make me start rolling with my flask again. Fuck it, the drinks were on G DUBBZ. Actually, the drinks were on me and my Social Security benefits.

  • $8 poppy seed bagel with fresh lox, cream cheese and organic pomegranate juice
    At 4am on the Lower East Side while drunk people are stumbling around and puking their stomachs out I enjoy my sandwich and the scene.
  • $20 taxicab to Brooklyn
    Used to be a problem to get a cab ride into Brooklyn.
  • Ha! I still had a couple of dollars left in my hand. Too bad that Ripple is closed down. I could have used one more drink.

    Me and ED LOVER on our way to a fitted hat convention. Okay, I’m lying.

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    Taking Cover Behind The Candy Bunker…

    Monday, May 5th, 2008

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    I still suck ass cheeks with my new dSLR camera but I had to show you this scene.

    This is one of the sugar bunkers that the MTA leases the space for.

    How come only Hindurabic cats get to work these joints?

    I wonder if there is a clandestine connection between these dudes and the kids that sell candy on the subway cars in motion?

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    Harlem On My Mind…

    Sunday, May 4th, 2008

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    Folks in New York City stay fighting over real estate. It’s the old new racism + classism = supremacism. The reason being that most people don’t come up on property without playing at least one of those cards. I’m not saying that everybody that owns some dirt in NYC got it through carpetbagging or some such technique, but a lot of property was acquired that way.

    While every borough in the city has their battlegrounds, none have as many as Manhattan. There are folks protesting the new zoning regulations in the lower east side, while in the newly minted triangle below canal (TriBeCa) the nouveau riche are opposed to the nightclubs and the people they attract. All these arguments pale in comparison to the upheaval that Harlem faces as the longtime residents (read: poor people) are being rapidly displaced.

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    Columbia University is attacking from the south side of Harlem via Morningside Heights as well as from the north side of Harlem using the footprint of Columbia-Presbyterian Hospital. Some people want to slow Columbia’s roll because they feel like the longtime residents deserve a decision in the future of their neighborhood, while other people want to stop Columbia because they recognize that land is power and Columbia University is about to become a wealthy slumlord.

    I’m ashamed to admit this but the people that live in Harlem have no title to the area’s development if they don’t own any property. That is just how the shit breaks down. Poor people are relegated to their skyward reservations. This is what I call high rise housing projects. Instead of sticking folks on vast, undeveloped acres like they did the native americans, they stacked acrea on top of acres until you had twenty-five floors. The arrangement is much easier to secure with police as well.

    I found myself in Harlem on 125th Street the other evening and I almost didn’t recognize my surroundings. I imagine that this will be the same transformation I see on Fulton Street in another few years. I don’t mind upscale retail at all, just as long as I can find a spot to cop a pair of Dunks for $40 or less.

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