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Signifying Monkey In Handcuffs…

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

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“Hey! They told me they call you a nigger when you ain’t around!”

It’s 6am and I just came home from the most epic of nights. Manhattan, Brooklyn and some stops in between. As I was about to upload the day’s video footage I read a comment from ctorre telling me to respect the gangsta of Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. becuase he wrote some academic book on the trickster – The Signifying Monkey: A Theory of African-American Literary Criticism

The trickster character is prevalent in most mythology as the character at the crossroads pointing in several directions all at once. The signifying monkey was supposed to be a guide to gauge your moral and mental capacity in order to decide your fate. Professor Gates sure could have a used a signifying monkey in his house the evening he got pinched. He has been looking down from the ivory (ivy) tower for so long he forgot that he got in there as a janitor.

Here’s some blurb on Gates book that tells me he should have owned the filter in his brain to keep him from talking sideways shit to a man with a gun in his home…

“Henry Louis Gates, Jr.’s original, groundbreaking study explores the relationship between the African and African-American vernacular traditions and black literature, elaborating a new critical approach located within this tradition that allows the black voice to speak for itself. Examining the ancient poetry and myths found in African, Latin American, and Caribbean culture, and particularly the Yoruba trickster figure of Esu-Elegbara and the Signifying Monkey whose myths help articulate the black tradition’s theory of its literature, Gates uncovers a unique system of interpretation and a powerful vernacular tradition that black slaves brought with them to the New World. His critical approach relies heavily on the Signifying Monkey–perhaps the most popular figure in African-American folklore–and signification and Signifyin(g).”

If he had really studied ZORA NEALE HURSTON’s incredible novel ‘Their Eyes Were Watching Gods’ he would have realized that his battle was in another place at another time. I still don’t believe this professor has any inkling what the majority of Black males have come to understand as the normal police procedures but we will see whet lessons he develops from this experience. Meanwhile, hundreds of thousands of Black males are inmates in prisons across this nation for non-violent crimes.

Can we get these men a signifying monkey?

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DP x DC Comics = Free Shit!

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

batman beyond

It’s that part of the DP.Com show where we mail away some free shit.

I was outside of a jobsite in downtown Brooklyn and this old man was selling dollar books for kids. Mostly coloring books and the what not. My eyes came across the cover above featuring the Batman Beyond character. I bought all the books he had on the table (8). They are perfect Random House readers for your kids 6-8 yrs old.

If you are unfamiliar with the Batman Beyond story it was fashioned as the evolution of the Batman character that might have followed The Dark Knight Returns storyline. Batman is inactive and elderly, but he still maintains the cave because he knows that someone will arrive to replace him as Gotham’s caped crusader. It ends up being a kid in high school.

I have enjoyed the Batmen Beyond cartoons for their stylish verve. The stories weren’t half bad either. Copp the DVD’s if you see them on sale in Wal-Mart or wherever. getting back to the matter at hand. If you have kids between the ages of 6-8 (I see you 1969, Combat Jack) then hit the thread so I can mail you a copy of this comic. DP.Com is for the kids!

VIBE: No Eulogy Req. It Was Always Dead To Me…

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

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I am definitely going to miss this crazy fool.

There has been a lot of internets press around the closure of Vibe magazine. It’s as though we are seeing some institution shutter their doors. This was far from Lehman Bros. but people are talking so I thought I should add my thoughts to the discussion. Vibe magazine was pretty though. I remember when this young chick in the neighborhood had Lupus and she punched out. Vibe wasn’t like that. Vibe was more like the pretty chick who gave head to everyone and then got hit by the Q66 on Northern Blvd. chasing down a trick. That is more like Vibe’s epitaph.

I wonder why other publications don’t throw themselves out the window like Vibe did, but then I realize that other mags have a totally different direction. They recognize trands but don’t try to court them irresponsibly. When I look at a magazine like Jet I see that it is 180 degrees from the direction that Vibe was pointing. If there was ever a magazine that could kill themselves because the business model was no longer viable it would be Jet. I used to love the Jet centerfold but those features are corny and dated by today’s standards that describe women with only a string of material running up their behinds.

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Jet photoshoots mean that even the sultry celebrity chanteuse will have some underwear on. Jet has never tried to appeal to the popular shock market shlock. And why not? Publisher’s dignity I suppose. I can’t really call it. All I know is that I promised myself to never again pick up a Vibe to read when they published that cover of a naked KEYSHIA COLE. It wasn’t shocking to me. It was wrong and gratuitous. It was like watching B.E.T. in 2009 and all the performers were Black people wearing Blackface. I saw KEYSHIA in a studio surrounded and naked. I could hear the publisher of Vibe laughing at me.

So maybe the Vibe cover doesn’t say those things to you. Maybe I’m a bit sensitive too. A lot of folks have defended the Vibe covers of COLE and CIARA as simply being artistic and provocative. I wonder why Jet didn’t take the provocative artistic role with KEYSHIA COLE when they had their cover story with her. They managed to still find a vintage look for her without disrobing her and frying her hair blonde. Maybe this why Vibe had to die? When you make a mockery of the artists that you are entrusted to be the caretaker for then you aren’t needed in this industry any longer.

Goodbye Vibe, and good riddance.

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Universal Hardbody Atom Smasher…

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

galactus

I’m sure that most of you have heard of this contraption that was built in Europe to create mini “big bang” effects in order to see how stars are formed? It’s a 17 mile wide, $10 billion dollar atomic particle blaster built under Swirtzerland called the Large Hadron Collider and if the world ends on Wednesday then we know who to blame.

Man is steadily trying to have a discussion with GOD. Would someone please tell man that he has no fucking right asking GOD a gotdamn thing. Who the fuck died and told you that GOD wanted to talk to you? These French Swiss scientists would be better off watching the peloton in the Tour de France cross through the Pyrenees than to seek a direct counsel from that which has no name.

When I start to get a God complex, when I think to curse God for my miserable existence, or the fact that it has rained all summer, or whatever selfish thought comes to my mind I always look back into the book of Job to remind myself of what the fucking deal is. Job, as thoughly pious as he was had no business asking God a single question. Because Job kept it so real God graced him with a reply…

GOD: Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth?

Exactly

R.I.P. SWAGGER…

Friday, July 10th, 2009

swagger

^ How sonn gon’ rock a dookey rope and a baby’s diamond? Step your cubic zirconia game up holmes!

Swagger just became the 2009 version of ‘bling’.

As soon as Madison Avenue convinces a corporation to NAME their product after an urban slang term it is officially over for the term.

Please replace ‘swagger’ with ‘splashy’ wherever apropos.