This is what your typical Sexual Act Solicitors look like. Allegedly, of course, until a jury finds them guilty. Mugshot hairstyle models commit all kinds of crimes against humanity but mostly against hair follicles.
Let’s take a look at some of the recent round of models mugging for their closeup…
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ASSAULT This model is ready to kick some ass with her slickback style and her steely glare. The knife she wields is just for special effects. |
| GRAND LARCENY FRAUD The neckbrace is for to hide her stolen credit cards. And her styling comb. |
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DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE The beatdown this model was given by his own car’s steering wheel was epic enough to bring out the highlights in his hairstyle. Good job dude. |
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CHILD ENDANGERMENT The best thing about Mugshot Hairstyle Modeling is that it isn’t all age biased like regular modeling is. We’re not selling high fashion items here with MHM, but a lifestyle industry, and if you didn’t know this already prison is America’s last industry. |
| GRAND LARCENY FELONY This man’s toupee is a capital crime to good taste everywhere. |
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