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Cougar Nation…

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

lee meriwether

The women are finally getting theirs and everyone is all fuxed the fux up about it. Why can’t women get their rocks off, no matter how old they are? I watched Sophia Loren at the Golden Globes the other night and I’ll be damned if my manhood didn’t get piqued at the sight of her big ol’ dusty boobs. So what if only powdered milk is coming out of those nipples? I’m down to add water and put that in my oatmeal. Menopause is like God’s way of saying “now you can hit that raw playboy”. And who doesn’t like it raw?

Women’s sexuality is the scariest shit in the world. It’s almost as scary as angry young Black males. Add a women’s sexuality to an angry, young Black males energy and you have a national emergency. Jim Crow laws specifically punished white women and Black men from intermarrying so we wouldn’t have a bunch of Barack Obamas and Tiger Woods running around the country.

Tiger Woods is gonna go to rehab in order to keep him from smashing new twat? That is the mistake. He needs rehab in order to help him pick and choose some official beatboxes. No more babysitters or waitresses. It’s time for Tiger to start fuxing actresses and actual supermodels. If I had his paper I wouldn’t still be eating off the ‘Dollar Menu’. There are 40yr old, and 50yr old chicks out there as bad as shit and they know how to keep their under the sheets biz discreet like a motherfuxer. Keep in mind the added benefits of menopause.

We are tumbling headfirst towards Hell and a handbasket. I say that Tiger Woods should fux whoever he wants. I say that women should fux whoever they wants. People trying to have sex isn’t my problem. Not having money IS my problem. If Tiger’s libido and middle-aged pussy can fix the economy then let’s add that shit to this stupid ass healthcare bill.

lee meriwether

The Future Is Now…

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

back to the future

Starting today I will be blogging over at iHipHop.com in an effort to create a juggernaut of content and information like the internets has never before seen. Combat Jack engineered the position for me to go in [ll]. I’m excited for the possibility that is in front of me. More eyeballs to bring my brand of madness to. More sponsorship possibilities to make my internets endeavors make dollars and sense.

2010 is the world wide web takeover. Are you with me internets?

Not For Long: Division And Conquer

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

jennings

The Saints bust that Cardinals ass something properlock, but the Saints ‘D’ wasn’t the best thing stopping the bumrush this weekend. The Colts and the Vikings damn near pitched shutouts. Those defenses racked up major points for this round. All the teams with 1st round byes came out hardbody except for the San Diego Chargers who ran into a destiny filled bulldozer called the New York Jets.

There’s no way the Jets are gonna beat the Colts next week for the AFC crown. After watching the ref’s calls against the Baltimore Ravens you could surmise that the NFL wants their MVP to play a lot longer into the postseason. The Jets will open a brand new stadium next year in the Meadowlands so maybe the league will let them get to the title tilt next year like the MLB pushed the Yankees to the forefront?

DP = 131pts

QB – Tony Romo = 9pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
RB – Willis McGahee = 1pt
WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 10pts
D/ST- Baltimore Ravens = 3pts

Ami Hobbes = 91pts

QB – Philip Rivers = 27pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
RB – Felix Jones = 9pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 12pts

King Blair = 156pts

QB – Brett Farve = 35pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 22pts
RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
K – Matt Stover = 9pts

BigNat = 165pts

QB – Brett Favre = 35pts
WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
FLEX – Ray Rice = 12pts
K – Matt Stover = 9pts
D/ST- Dallas Cowboys = 3pts

40 = 120pts

QB – Drew Brees = 30pts
RB – Thomas Jones = 4pts
RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
TE – Dallas Clark = 5pts
Flex – Miles Austin = 3pts
K – Nate Kaeding = 2pts

FredMS = 115pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 24pts
RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
WR – Robert Meachem = 0pts
TE – Jason Witten = 9pts
D/ST- New York Jets = 5pts

Russ the Bus = 169pts

RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
RB – LaDanian Tomlinson = 2pts
WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
WR – Percy Harvin = 0pts
TE – Jason Witten = 9pts
D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 12pts

dat520 = 112pts

QB – Drew Brees = 30pts
RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts

Rob = 136pts

QB – Phillip Rivers = 27pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
WR – Marques Colston = 14pts
WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
TE – Jason Witten = 9pts

StookieBrother1 = 124pts

QB – Tony Romo = 24pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
FLEX – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
D/ST – Dallas Cowboys = 3pts

LM = 140pts

RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
FLEX – Dallas Clark = 5pts
D/ST – Arizona Cardinals = 0pts

JaiSlayer = 92pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 24pts
RB – Thomas Jones = 4pts
RB – Marion Barber = 0pts
WR – Marques Colston = 14pts
WR – Derrick Mason = 6pts
FLEX – Antonio Gates = 9pts
K – Ryan Longwell = 10pts
D/ST – New York Jets = 5pts

Smell Deez = 155pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 24pts
RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
WR – Miles Austin = 3pts
WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
FLEX – Thomas Jones = 4pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 10pts
D/ST – Indianapolis Colts = 8pts

Polotron = 157pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 24pts
RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
WR – Miles Austin = 3pts
WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
FLEX – Thomas Jones = 4pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 10pts
D/ST – Dallas Cowboys = 3pts

Amadeo = 108pts

QB – Phillip Rivers = 27pts
RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
WR – Sidney Rice = 32pts
TE – Jason Witten = 2pts
FLEX – Dallas Clark = 5pts

Quimby = 92pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 24pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 22pts
TE – Jason Witten = 2pts
K – Nate Kaeding = 2pts
D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 12pts

getthesenets = 137pts

RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
WR – Robert Meacham = 0pts
WR – Vincent Jackson = 11pts
TE – Visanthe Shiancoe = 7pts
FLEX- Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
K – Matt Stover = 9pts

cocotaso = 83pts

QB – Brett Favre = 35pts
RB – Marion Barber = 0pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
FLEX – Jeremy Shockey = 9pts
D/ST – New York Jets = 5pts

wmarv = 133pts

RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
FLEX – Miles Austin = 3pts
K – Jay Feely = 6pts
D/ST – New Orleans Saints = 9pts

RTHSTN = 174pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 24pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 22pts
RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
WR – Miles Austin = 3pts
WR – Sidney Rice = 32pts
FLEX – Thomas Jones = 4pts
D/ST – Dallas Cowboys = 3pts

Nothing But Nyet…

Friday, January 15th, 2010

bjayz

“Dayyyyum, these Nets sux!”

What a piss poor franchise the Nets have become. The Kentucky Wildcats, Kansas Jayhawks, Texas Longhorns and a host of NCAA Division-1 teams would pwn these losers. And this is the franchise that they want to relocate to Brooklyn?

The Brooklyn deal is reportedly short some bucks right now, but supposedly this Russian dude with wild billions is gonna save the project.

I vote ‘NYET’ to Moscow on Atlantic Avenue. If the developer Bruce Ratner were a smart man he would simply nix the arena deal put some other shit in that empty space. Maybe Wal-Mart? Maybe affordable office space? Brooklyn certain has enough places to shop. What the boro needs is places for her residents to work and be trained with skills that would allow people to work on their own shit. If there is a place in New York where the hipster ideal has proven to be a sustainable way of life Brooklyn is the place.

bjayz

Hopefully then Mayor Bloomberg and Jay-Z won’t have to take silly pictures holding those crappy jerseys and simply allow the Nyets to remain playing their home games in crappy New Jersey.

You know what I just thought of? If Mayor Bloomberg and Jay-Z formed a rap group they could call themselves the B-Jayz [ll].

‘LO-End Theory ‘LO-mercial: Ricky Rothchild…

Friday, January 15th, 2010

ricky rothchild

Editor’s Note: This drop is a rewind from the O.G. ‘LO-End Theory (2010)

What is worse than wearing CHAPS? Wearing some knockoff ‘Lo shit like Beverly Hills Polo Association. The knockoffs just undermine everything we have tried establish about the lifestyle. Don’t let the patches, embroidery or colorblocking fool you. Bahndoolou is bahndoolou. Ricky Rothchild is the latest brand to attempt to swagger jack the lifestyle wholesale.