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Spinning In His Grave…

Monday, December 28th, 2009

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And I’m not talking about deejaying.

A few months back OhWord.com had a nice little article featuring the Nike SB commercial starring skater Paul Rodriguez and also Ice Cube. Nike co-opted the lazy summer’s day rap anthem ‘It Was A Good Day’. The commercial was nifty and Nike even made a couple of renditions on the theme. While I shrugged my shoulders to it Rafi told me that the acceptance of the commercial was a slippery slope.

Apparently rap music has fallen and it now can’t get up.

The Christmas holidaze was the perfect time for Nike to roll out another advertisement bundle. This time they are pushing the latest colorway of the signature Lebron James shoe, the LBJ VIIs. The spokesmodels are the popular MVPs (most valuable puppets) and they even have a cameo from Kris Kringle who is voiced by the inimitable Kris Parker. The commercial went down something like this…

Maybe I’m wrong to assume that Scott LaRock would object to the misappropriation of verses from the seminal Hip-Hop classic ‘The Bridge Is Over’. Scott did rock Nike’s hardbody back in the day while the rest of us were running around in Reeboks. It’s just that the commercial feels like an affront to Hip-Hop as opposed to an embrace of the music. Someone please tell me that I’m wrong and I will shut the fux up.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, December 28th, 2009

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I’m back in my parent’s basement where it all began for me back in the days. If I have ever had a Fortress of Solitude it has been in my folks’ home. I am invincible in my cubbyhole right next to the boilerroom.

I might could live down here permanantly too. Atlanta is like heaven for the SFU mentality. There are tons of sales and discount spots like Ross Stores and now AJ Wright is here in Atlanta as well.

I am going banana bread on come ups. I may not return to NYC with all these kicks but right now the addict is going IN. Here’s a list of my acquisitions so far. Let me know which joints you are feeling and which ones I might have to leave in the basement…

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Nike Zoom Javelin Elite
These shoes make no fux’n sense other than they were in Marshall’s for $20 cent and they look retarded. I’m never gonna throw a javelin, but I like the reassurance that if for some reason I get called to action at the next Olympiad because everyone else on the planet has died at least I will have the proper shoe on my feet instead of wearing a pair of Dunks or Air Max.

My name is Dallas and yes, I am an addict.

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Nike Dunk Hi
I go gaga (no paparazzi) for the Nike Dunk. 2010 is the 25th anniversary of the show so I expect to see some colorways and materials released the blow my fux’n mind. What also blows my mind is that Ross Stores was pumping these joints for $30. All the SFU-NYC tour veterans know that a $30 comeup is mandatory.

Ross Stores is my fave spot when I touch down in Atlanta. They always have something interesting at some highway fleamarket pricepoint.

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Nike Air Max Terra 90
This is the shoe that I have to put a question mark on top of. I loved the AMT90s I copped earlier this year. Those joints were crack. These, not as much.

The white midsole annoys me because it doesn’t have any relationship to the other colors on the shoe. The accent color that looks blue in the photo is actually eggplant. I can’t figure out how I am gonna splash hard in these joints. Lastly, the pricepoint was $50 and I feel like these shoes need to be in the $30-$40 range.

Okay, these go back to Ross.

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Nike SB Premium Lo
These Dunk Lo’s were nicknamed the ‘Asparagus’ and I wasn’t really attracted to them previously. It helped this time that they were on sale for $60 at a skate shop in Kennesaw. So now I’m calling them my ‘Piney Woods Holidaze’ because no one tells me what to name my fux’n shoes!

True Internets Backstory: In the parking lot this random kid asked me if I was the dude from the internet. I laughed and told him I was. We chopped it up for a minute because he couldn’t understand why I was in an Atlanta suburb. I told him the internets was worlwide and that I was also somewhere else at that very moment. That totally confused son and I used the awkward silence to give him a quick dap and scuttle off.

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Nike SB Premium Hi
Another SB sale comeup were these joints nicknamed the ‘Wet Floors’. If I had it like that I would have bought two pairs at $50 per. Instead of ‘Wet Floors’ I’m calling these my ‘Wu-Flu’ since they are a killer bee colorway.

I might need an intervention while I am here in Atlanta. SFU NYC tour veteran Nattiez is in the ‘A’ right now as well. He’s trying to get me back into the strip joints. Knowing me, I’d rather get my hands on a pair of SB ‘Wu-Flus’ than put shoe money in a fluesy’s hands. Ya’ deeg?!?

Santa Claus, Go Str8 2 The Ghetto…

Friday, December 25th, 2009

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James Brown – ‘Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto’

We are still missing the Godfather, and now his godson, Michael Jackson…

The Art Of Star Wars…

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

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Ralph McQuarrie is the graphic illustrator that is responsible for the texture and feel of the Star Wars universe. This is the dude that George Lucas contracted to create paintings and illustrations that would accompany him in his pitch meeting with 20th Century Fox.

Ralph McQuarrie on Designing Star Wars

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Peep these portfolios of McQuarrie’s original paintings for the OG Star Wars trilogy…

A New Hope

The Empire Strikes Back

The Return Of The Jedi

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Without McQuarrie’s visionary designs the Star Wars trilogy may never have seen the light of day. Salute this man for giving us Boba Fett.

Fantasies I Fux With…

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

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Avatar ain’t got shit on groundbreaking special effects when you compare it to the paradigm in the sci-fi filmmaking genre. Star Wars is still the G.O.A.T. until someone can come up with a multiverse that mimics ours in social-politics the way this movie series has. The shit I love the most about Star Wars is that there is an economic system in place that requires credits in order to purchase shit. The Rebel Alliance wasn’t just running out of space trying to hide from the Emperor, they were also running out of money.

Think about this for a second, or better yet, just read this drop since this is something that I have thinking about on my own when I could have been doing something more productive like returning bottles and cans to stir up some change while I’m on holiday. How the hell did the rebels pay for all of that shit they had? Sure there were sympathizers across the galaxy like the rulers of Aldera’an, but wouldn’t the Galactic Empire make it hard to breathe on motherfuckers trying to amass an army? That is why the rebel fleet was all old and fuxed the fux up.

I have been trying to do an investigation on the source of the Rebel arms dealers since I believe that some of these defense contractors are making equipment for both the Galactic Empire and the Rebels. You do understand that is how shit works in real life right? While the Emperor was off getting his body cloned a few of those Grand Moff governors must have been undermining his shit. Or the defense contractor corporations themselves could have been on the take. Sheeeit, sounds like some shit that Esso Oil and General Electric have been known to pull off.

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The starfighter pictured above is the escort class E-wing. Think of this ship as an evolved X-wing. It is faster, more maneuverable and has more firepower overall. The E-wing is made by the same company, InCom Corp., that manufactured the X-wing and its bulkier predecessor the ARC-170. The old Republic had a shitload of cash, or credits or whatever type of money they honored on Coruscant to have the fleet of ARC-170’s built, but who the fux put up the dough for the Rebels and their Snowspeeders and the heavy transports?

Do you think it was possible that the Rebellion was secretly funded by the Emperor himself with the idea that civil unrest strengthened his control over the galaxy? The Emperor was hell’a, hell’a smart. He was playing chess while everyone else was playing backgammon. The Emperor used the Hutts as his spies on the black market while he also hired a bunch of mystics to keep him appraised of what the fux was being cooked up in other people’s minds. The Star Wars epic was written like some interstellar Odyssey and that is why I still fux with this shit.

I might could trip on the absence of Black faces throughout this series and the insertion of the Gundar along with the name of the wookie homeworld being Kashyyk. Those were things that raised my eyebrows, but because Star Wars describes stories much larger than the simple pandering or exorcising of supremacy you have to really respect the story. I mean, honestly, don’t we all know R2-D2’s nationality? He was short, squat and stocky and he could fix any type of vehicle in the galaxy, plus no one could understand shit he said. For chrissakes he was called an astro-mexx droid!

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