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Bizarro B-Ball…

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

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What else can you call the team with one of the Association’s worst records serving a facial to the team with one of the league’s elite records? The Knicks should make GALLINARI their franchise player for at least the rest of the season. When you have a white guy who can pop from the arc and pull down double digit rebounds picking up Iverson would have been nothing more than Affirmative Action and we all know that AA shit is dead and stinking.

Around the Association…

Iverson back to Philly. Who the fux cares?

New Orleans is asscheeks with CP3, Okafor, West and Posey? Byron Scott took the fall but there is something rotten in the Hornets lockerroom.

Adam Morrison will have a championship ring before LeBron James does.

Kevin Durant > LeBron James

The Tiger By William Blake…

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

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Tiger, Tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water’d heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Throwing In The Towel For The Win…

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

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ALLEN IVERSON is set to retire but just in case you even cared he still regards himself as a player in the top tier of the Association.

Iverson was a great player and I wish that he had put his mind together on ‘finishing’ as opposed to ‘starting’. I hope he comes back into the Association again before the new year so that he can possibly land himself on the All-Star team, but then again on second thought, if he has a problem with coming off the bench…

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Iverson wasn’t the only headline for the Association this Thanksgiving. JASON KIDD just dimed his way into second place all time in the assists column. KIDD has been one of the better point guards to play over the last decade, or has he?

JOHN STOCKTON isn’t just the GOAT because he wore the tightest tightpants of any post-millenial player. Stockton’s career assist total is the combination of two(2) top tier players careers. With over 15,000 assists Jason Kidd would have to add Iverson’s assists to his in order to come close to Stockton.

MARK ‘Action’ JACKSON, whom Kidd just eclipsed was a fundamentally different player from Kidd. Jackson turned over the ball a little less while Jason stole the ball from opponents a lot more than Jackson did. The stat that blows me away though is the number of triple doubles that Jason has accrued fron the point guard position.

Those are numbers that belong to taller playmakers who post up closer to the basket. Those guys operate in a smaller office space closer to the rim where shots, rebounds and opportunities to pass to people at point blank range abound. Jason Kidd has been steadily making plays from over twenty feet away from the basket.

Who knows though? If Jason Kidd had been into tightpants [ll] maybe he’d already have gotten a title?

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Not For Long: Week 12

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

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Shouts to RYAN GRANT and the Green Bay (meat)Packers [ll]

If you haven’t made up your mid to get serious about winning the DP.com Football Pool this would be the week that you did so. My dream is looking like it might just come to fruition. Can you imagine the final week of games and all the poolers with only four(4) points to separate the worst from the first? I want the final week to be like a cage match. Or not. I wouldn’t mind it either if one pooler pulled away from the pack like a 1yr old at Pimlico.

In the meantime and in between time, here is the leader board going in to the Thanksgiving week games…

Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 92
King Blair Styling On U 90
Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 88
titansfan78 88
THE UNSEEN 87
Chief Okoye 84
nuh nuh nuh… gone 83
Home Cookin’ 83
Slaug_ter House 83
Dumb Penalties 82
BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 82
Jesse 81
theotherstevesmith 81
Suck a Dick Butkus 81
Vick Flair 80
JayWho??? 80
PurplePeopleEatersPause 80
KoolMick_Lovin 80
cocotaso 80
Fearless Vampire Killers 79
BXPittFan 79
Brooklyn Gyrl 78
BananaClipse 77
DA’s Wonder Twins 76
furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 75
CtrlAltMalik 70
DirtyJerz 69
Big Rils 68
AC 66
Ruffway Bruisers 65
Madden Corleone 63
blackneckid 63
Rent a Dread 58
Las Baja Panties 58
The Roxbury Gun Club 56
MichelleObama’sDip 55
EFFBOMBS 55
No Skinny Jeans Allowed 48
BANITTLES 44
Angela Propertalks 43
Inglorious Bastards Redux 31
KeeksPicks 28
dat520 16
FiftySickz 16
RLtron 9
BROADYOLOGY 9
Svennie’s Lag missing swag 9
Hold the Throne 7
SP Squad
Kidd Funkadelic Rides Again

For today’s games I went with all three(3) faves to cover. The toughest picks for me this week were the NY Jets vs. Carolina and the SF vs. Jacksonville tilts. The 2pt spread last week with Indy vs. the Ravens was a fux’n killer for me. Get those picks in today for at least the first three games and then you can select the Sunday games picks on Saturday or some shit. Play this to win that XboX game gotdammit!

Nike x God’s Favorite DJ = 2Nite!

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

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I was gonna use the headline ‘Sneaker Fiends Unite!’ but you already know the deal.

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