The jig is up for non-disabled actors playing retards and or other types of disabilities. The actual retards now want these simple jack roles to go to actors who are actually retards.
I don’t want to see anyone in Blackface unless they can be as awesome as Robert Downey Jr. was in ‘Tropic Thunder’.
Drake is no longer allowed to be photographed in a wheelchair even if he sprains his anterior cruciate while slipping on the sweet syrup of his lyrics.
This should also qualify for sexuality as well. No transgender performers allowed unless they can produce genitalia that reasonably resembles that of the gender they are performing as. Lady Gaga gets the hermaphrodite exemption.
Tyler Perry however will have to undergo some sort of surgery if he want to continue with the Madea meme.
Allen Iverson has become as enigmatic as Stephon Marbury when you consider their playing careers and off-court issues. It doesn’t look like Allen will be a starter in the league any longer, not even on a team that smells like asscheeks. I wouldn’t mind if the Knicks picked him up once the Grizzlies release him, but this is why I have a weblog as opposed to a GM position. I doubt Allen could win us any more games than the current backcourt players have a chance to.
My problem might be that I’m still thinking about 2001’s Allen Iverson who was the best player in the game of basketball. Allen might still be reminiscing on that player as well.
Cher is the OG drag queen songstress. Lady Gaga owes this chick a check for everything about her steez including her audience.
Lady Gaga is certainly the spectacle I will give her credit for that much as she makes her music videos the equivalent of attention grabbing trainwrecks.
I keep watching in hopes of catching a glimpse of the dead bodies strewn about. Oh shit, I think I just saw JonBenét Ramsey…
Cher was an entertainment atomic threat because she could sing, dance and look effin’ hawt all at the same time. Lady Gaga is more along the lines of a Madonna-type popstar who is more proficient at taking still pictures and posing seductively as opposed to actually being a bonafide talent.
Plus, who in the game other than maybe BeYonce has as many wigs and butterfly wings as Cher does?
Larry David’s smash series ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ is on its way to basic cable. ‘Curb’ is one of those moments in television that you can recognize is instant vintage. I laugh out loud for all the wrong reasons. Larry David has shown us all to be bigoted, self-absorbed sycophants. He is the only one among us to have the courage to always live in that space. At least on television.
The best part of this cable deal is that TV Guide and TV Land will be acquiring broadband licenses to bring ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ to the internets. Good for them. I will enjoy when I can view entire episodes of ‘Curb’ from my computer…
It was just a few years ago that Kansas City Chiefs All-Pro tailback[ll] LARRY JOHNSON had almost as many Roc chains as Memphis Bleek. You don’t get those baubles by baring your breasts on Bourbon Street either. You have to work your tail off to come up on those necklaces. Back in those days Jay-Z and L-J were roomies in a multi-million dollar Trump Tower condo.
Then Jay-Z had to fux shit up by getting married. And Larry had to fux shit up hanging around Fantasia. Jay-Z even repo’d some of the Roc chains that Larry had been rocking.
The real nail in the coffin was Larry getting fired from his day job. Now who is gonna go splitsies on the condo with Jay? A milli is a big nut to swallow[ll] with an NFL unemployment check. Good thing LeBron is still throwing up the Roc sign. Maybe Jeter is in the market for a roommate.
I feel bad for Larry though.
I’m sure he’s gonna miss the camaraderie.
Fux a camaraderie! This shit is war. The DP.com football pool is like a bunch of rowdy schoolkids on the back of the bus. Everybody is pulling and tugging each other [ll], but the leader remains the same. Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow can’t be stopped. I don’t just simply need him to fall off, but I need everyone in the top10 to take a dive. That way I can gift myself this XBox360 DJ Hero prizepack.
Do I have an XBox360? No. But beating the ass off all of you poolers would be priceless. I want the glory more than the videogame. I want to say that I beat the best fux’n pick ’em poolers on these here internets. After that happens I am good.
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