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CMJ 2012: RAP DEGENERATES HOMECOMING…

Monday, October 22nd, 2012

Mass Appeal’s CMJ 2012 showcase was prA’Li the only rap show I NEEDED to attend this year. Everyone whom I fux with and wants to fux with was up in that piece.

Roc Marciano, Alchemist, Action Bronson, Meyhem Lauren, Timeless Truth, Mr. MFN eXquire… Listen, EVERYBODY was there!

The shit felt like a homecoming for all degenerate fans of rap music. The people whom rap music taught how to do the soulclap and then subsequently gave them the clap and various other STD’s. Here we all were, still loving this beautiful whore called rap music. Still try’na kiss her on the mouf.

I hope you live as long as I have Internets. Long enough to confuse music festivals with one another. A3C or Jack The Rapper? College Music Journal or New Music Seminar? Spoonie G or Rakim? Rakim or NaS. NaS or Roc Marciano. It. Does. Not. Stop.

Posted in 5 Elements, Black Bullshit, Blipsters = Hipsters, Crappers, Fanboy Ish, Ghetto Celebs, Grown Man Rap, iNternets Celebrities, Maxed Out, Nerditry, Ninjas, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, T.O.N.Y., white, Wig Owners | 3 Comments »

Rap The FVCK Up…

Friday, October 19th, 2012

MEYHEM LAUREN
Lakutis
Big Baby Gandhi
Spit Gemz
Timeless Truth
Gee Dubs
Eff Yoo

Copp your tickets HERE

Posted in 5 Elements, Black Bullshit, Blipsters = Hipsters, Crappers, Fanboy Ish, Ghetto Celebs, iNternets Celebrities, LOVE x LOYALTY, Ninjas, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, T.O.N.Y. | No Comments »

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, October 8th, 2012

san fran u

Internets! You wanna get your fitted game up while supporting your favorite website?

Here’s your opportunity…

Classic Mets chapeau or camo Yankees cap – sz 7 1/4
$24 each which includes S/H to your door

Desert camo Yanks* – sz 8, Calgary Flames alternate* – sz 7 3/4
*these hats have the dP.com ‘SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE’ embroidery
$30 with S/H

Yankees choo choo engineer pinstripes* – sz 7 3/4
*these hats have the dP.com ‘SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE’ embroidery
$$30 with S/H

Posted in 5 Elements, Black Bullshit, C.R.E.A.M., Fanboy Ish, Fashion Faux Pas, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sports are Gay, The Addict | 7 Comments »

The ICs Present… Cuffing Season

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

The autumnal season brings all sorts of familiar and favorable things to mind. The changing colors of tree leaves. Pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks. Christmas music being played in department stores. Monday Night Football. And another sport altogether… Cuffing Season.

The hot “skin was showing” summer was jumpoff season, with casual hookups as far as the eye could see. But as summer winds down to a close it’s in our very nature to begin preparations for the cold months ahead. The high holidays are meant to be spent with loved ones, or at least a warm body. Join the Internets Celebrities on a field assignment to find out if Cuffing Season is real.

CHEA!

STARRING DALLAS PENN & RAFI KAM

DIRECTED BY CASIMIR NOZKOWSKI

SHOT AND EDITED BY DAN LUCAL

EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: CORNELIUS VON GROKOM, ANDRE BEHRENS
PRODUCERS: DAN DEVINE, ROBIN OYE, ALEX STEEN

“HANDCUFFS” BY PARLIAMENT
ORIGINAL MUSIC BY BLESS 1

INTERNETSCELEBRITIES.COM

Posted in 5 Elements, Black Bullshit, iNternets Celebrities, LOVE x LOYALTY, Lust = Love, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Straight Laced, T.O.N.Y., Weird Science | 4 Comments »

Get Your Bell Rung…

Monday, September 24th, 2012

7pm, Thursday, September 27th
Schomburg Center, 515 Malcolm X Blvd., New York, NY
Click here to RSVP or call 212-491-2040

Join ImageNation Cinema Foundation and the Schomburg Center for the New York Premiere of Bell Rung: A Football Mindset. Scores of ex-players live a silent life of emotional, physical, and financial struggle resulting from their days in the professional arena, and endure lifelong struggles due to uncared for concussions.

Join moderator Michael O’Keefe of the NY Daily News, former All Pro Super Bowl champion Dorsey Levens, nuerologist Dr. Joelle Mast, director Zach Herman, producer Nick Basta and others, for a talk back following the screening.

Co-produced by Levens, Bell Rung asks the questions that need to be asked: Is it acceptable for professional football players to remain neglected by the league and owners as they confront a post-professional football life of disability and perpetual pain?

Should professional football players have to endure trauma-induced brain damage, early onset dementia, and Alzheimer’s disease, often beginning well before the age of fifty and resulting in astronomical medical expenses without appropriate coverage?

Is society content to allow these former sports warriors to be cast aside and forgotten when they are no longer part of our national entertainment? Bell Rung answers these seeks the answers.

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