Archive for the ‘cRap Fantasy League’ Category

CLASH OF TEH GHEY TITANS: UPDATE…

Friday, August 24th, 2007

wonder twins

This drop is for all of the cRap Music Fantasy League entertainment executives and for those of you scoring from home. I decided to run a periodic update on the overall scores of the two most anticipated artists to release albums this quarter (hopefully). As we get closer and closer to the projected release date I thought we could take a look at how these artists were doing for the labels that selected them.

FISTY SCENT is like a well oiled publicity machine, actually he IS a well oiled publicity machine (nullus, no johnnycakes, no LUTHER’s moisturizer bottle, *pause*, [ll], and whatever else you use to remove cooties). FISTY is starting to heat up now, by making televsion show appearances and insulting any rapper that will take him seriously.

‘YE TUDDA has had the mixtape of the summer and this led nicely into the release of the Common album although points have been slow to pick up. The Louis Vuitton Don is nominated for several MTV video music awards so his points can’t be far away. This one looks like it’s going down to the wire.

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cRap Music Fantasy League Q3 Update #5

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

foxy brown

Would somebody please do an intervention for this chick!?! Foxy Brown is going to be the Notorious MVP for the inaugural year of the cRap Music Fantasy League. Homegirl gets her points every quarter without even releasing any music. Jay-Z does too, but damn, at least he still figuratively works in the music industry. Foxy hasn’t done shit in the last five years, but she is spending money like she owns the publishing for ‘Ain’t No Nigga’. Maybe Jigga has her in the will too, right after Bleek? Prah’lee not tho’. At the rate Foxy is going she will be recording her Brooklyn anthem duets from the jailhouse studios with Shyne.

And she claims she’s pregnant!

R. KELLZ was the beast on the scoring charts this week. His ‘Trapped In The Closet’ Hip-Hopera is just part of the talented genius mystique of this narcissistic weirdo. There’s a reason that R. KELLY is a blue-chipper in the cMFL and niggas like T-Pain barely get off the bench. KELLY even freaks a song on his album using the voice modulator that Akon, T-Pain and just about every other bootlegg R & B singer uses nowadays. That boys got talent. But of course… Nullus always and forever to anything R. KELLY.

The cRap Music Fantasy League leaderboard has gotten shuffled a little bit too. Pretty Dollar Entertainment was bum rushed for their top spot on the list. A few other labels came up in the game thanks to Foxy’s follies and KELLZ craziness. Let’s see who’s on top of the game now…

Gain Green Records 2975
Grand Theft Audio Records 2925
DubbleUP Entertainment 2625
Pretty Dollar Entertainment 2500
Krack Ko Kaine Entertainment 2475
America Done Fell Off Records 2475
Rainmen Records 2325
Rook Records 2200
Brick Productions 2150
Blue & Creme Entertainment 2025
20/20 Proof Records 2025
Bamboozled Records 1975
Smart-Dumb Rappers Records 1975
Ambulance Entertainment 1925
Sheem-Deem Entertainment 1900
Harleyworld Music 1650
Incilin Productions 1550
GnomesayinTambout 1550
Deaf Jam Records 1525
Cool Cash Collective 1475
BlackStar Records 1475
Game One Records 1450
Diamond Ballers Records 1450
Flatline Records 1400
Combat Jack Entertainment 1400

Gain Green Records jumps into the leader slot with Grand Theft Audio Records directly behind them. Dubble Up and Pretty Dollar Ent. are right there at the top as well. There is still almost another half of cRap Music Fantasy league still to be played with September shaping up to be a battle royal for the MVP of Q3.

In the meantime and in between time take a peek at some of the graphic information that El Gringo Colombiano has put together for us to analyze some of the trends in cRap Music. The graph below represents how the points have been distributed through the league according to an artists home region. The NorthEast is illustrated in green because we GET MONEY, and money we got. The South is orange for the Fireman Lil’ Wang, who still has yet to get warmed up this quarter. The MidWest is purple for KanYe and KELLZ.

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The West is tied at 100 points with the International Division. Damn Westsiiiiiide! Y’all niggas is tied up with that chick from Sri Lanka M.I.A.?!? Get your weight up West coast. Can’t y’all get Snoop arrested or something?

ROBERT SYLVESTER, SUPER GEEEEEEEENIUS…

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

r kizzy

It was easy enough for a talented comic like DAVE CHAPELLE to parody the Pied Piper, but when you create music so intoxicating that even hipsters have to put down their Jamba Juice to pick up a pen, then you are more than an artist.

Peep this joint by iNternets Celebrities MIMI & FLO – ‘Same Dude’

For more crazy SYLVESTER shit go to IFC dot com and pick up the Trapped In The Closet series episodes 13-20.

COMBAT JACK versus DALLAS PENN…

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

graduation

Relax… It’s not that serious. The story is this…

COMBAT JACK and I had a disagreement over who would own the sales charts for the opening week when the new KanYe and Curtis albums drop on September 11th. Your boy is rolling with ‘YE TUDDA, and COMBAT JACK chose Fisty (nullus, like you already know). We haven’t decided yet what the winner gets and more is on the line here than just a pair of sneakers.

In order to tip the scales in my favor I thought I’d play some of the ‘YE TUDDA instrumentals to the hits you already know.

BONUS BEATS: Before I wore Prada, I rocked a Starter…

Click here for link to Prada Sample Sale

MEKA SOUL @ 2007 ROCK THE BELLS CALI-FORN-I-A

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

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Editor’s note: You should already know MEKA SOUL from Hip-Hop DX dot Com. The big homie from the left coast submits his photographic correspondence from the front lines of the Rock The Bells concert during it’s California leg. Hip-Hop isn’t dead, it’s just catching some rays in sunny Cali-forn-I-aaayyyyyyyy.

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Hip-Hop for sale, but never selling out.

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Hip-Hop is NOT dead, it just came out west to get a little Berkeley S.A. poontang.

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Hip-Hop is NOT dead, it’s just shacking up with a pink toe in the Valley.

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Must. Copp. DOOM. Dunks.

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The man in the mask rocked the microphone.

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Hip-Hop is NOT dead, so long as PERCEE P is around.

PERCEE P freestyling @ Rock The Bells