This looks to be the wrap up for the third quarter cRap Music Fantasy League. Thanks to all the cRap Music moguls that put aside their love of good Hip-Hop artistry in order to build a powerful label. KanYe West, R. Kelly and Fifty Cent were certainly the blue-chip selections for this round, but the cRapper that secured the win for Gain Green Records was none other than Snoop Dogg. His conviction on weapons charges relating to one of his many airport incidents finally sealed the deal for Gain Green.
Holler at me so I can get the particulars and ship your shoes out to you.
cRap Music Fantasy League for Q4 starts next week on Monday. Look out for the rules and registration drop coming later this week.
El Gringo, I will get at you [ll] in a minute to discuss the cMFL infrastructure.
Final Scores…
Gain Green Records 7400
Krack Ko Kaine Entertainment 6850
Grand Theft Audio Records 6600
DubbleUP Entertainment 6350
America Done Fell Off Records 5850
Blue & Creme Entertainment 5550
Sheem-Deem Entertainment 5475
Combat Jack Entertainment 5425
Flatline Records 5425
20/20 Proof Records 5300
Rook Records 5275
Deaf Jam Records 5250
Incilin Productions 5100
GnomesayinTambout 4950
Smart-Dumb Rappers Records 4800
626 WreckChords 4625
Yes Baby Yes Entertainment 4575
BlackStar Records 4475
Pretty Dollar Entertainment 4425
Game One Records 4225
Roscoes Records & Waffles 4075
Rainmen Records 4050
Renegade Records 3975
Windbreaker Records 3925
Bulletproof Records 3900
NYC Records 3850
Dead Presidents Records 3825
Quarter Water Juice Records 3775
Cool Cash Collective 3700
11206 Records 3675
Avant-Garde Records 3575
Brick Productions 3550
Bodega Records 3550
Da Wig Snatcherz 3450
Bamboozled Records 3375
Harleyworld Music 3325
Chaos Records 3225
Ambulance Entertainment 3175
R.adabing I.ntontanton P.roductions 3075
Derailed Records 3075
Diamond Ballers Records 2900
Cloud Nine Records 2850
Likwid Tangs Music 2575
I Fux Entertainment 2500
Paperclip Records 1950
Mental Calisthenics Records 1850
Buffoonery Recordings 1125
Fingered Records 1075
Editor’s note: BILLY SUNDAY doesn’t have too many friends at XXLMAG dot com because he writes shit like this…
Who’s going to Morgan U’s homecoming this year? I haven’t been to a MSU homecoming since the early 90’s Mobb Deep days. I remember how badly Morgan State wanted to come from under the shadow of Howard University. They would do anything to establish themselves as the top historically Black college in the metro Beltway area. If you ever went to a Greekfest picnic at Virginia Beach (pronounced VAAAAAH Beech) then you already know that Morgan gets little to no respect as far as HBCU’s are concerned.
It’s like this… Howard U is the top, then you got Hampton, Spelman was next (because they had all the stripper bitches), then Norfolk State, then North Carolina Central, then Fam U, Morehouse was always considered a fag school and Grambling had the world’s best marching band for decades. Morgan State didn’t even rate in the top 10 Black colleges. You couldn’t leave MSU with a bachelor’s degree and get anywhere in the world. You still need to get some paperwork from a classy white college if you want to have a career outside of managing a Foot Locker. At least the pre-law classes in Morgan State have benefited some of the MSU students.
By suing Lil’ Wang for a million clams these two young ladies are going to make their college degrees worth a whole lot more than the paper they are printed on. You could work for forty years with an HBCU degree and never earn a million dollars. At least these ladies will get something out of their college experience other than a whole lot of empty condom wrappers from tattooed nosering rappers. In some respects it seems a little unfair to Lil’ Wang that he should be getting sued because these ladies were clumsy and got themselves hurt. I mean, isn’t that why people run toward the stage during a Young Money concert? For the moment when these fools throw money at the crowd. Duh. I think these chicks might just be mad that they didn’t score any of the singles that Lil’ Wang threw in the air. They obviously weren’t hardbody enough so now they are trying to sue to get some of that Cash Money cash.
If I were Lil’ Wang I wouldn’t give these bitches shit.. Young Money don’t give these bitches no money, just dick in their tummy. Hey, they said that shit, don’t get mad at me because some scandalous broads want to file lawsuits to get their chips up. That’s another reason that Morgan State stays losing, because if this were Howard University these broads would get their money right by marrying rich. Just look at the broad that Chris Rock saddled up on. She lets him dip off and stab up white panties as long as he doesn’t make no more babies. Howard U bitches have the game on smash. I think I’m going back to their homecoming this year, for the fifty eleventh time.
Copp that new Lil’ Wang album for Kwanzaa so he can pay off these trifling hos.
KANYE WEST’s position as the Billboard top ranked selling artist for last week isn’t a victory for narcissism, or for teaching AYN RAND’s ‘Atlas Shrugged’ inside all public schools. Honestly, it was really only a victory for General Electric, since they own Universal, and Universal owns Island Records and Interscope, which own Def Jam/Rocafella and Aftermath/Shady respectively. So then again, maybe you should pull out your RAND pocket readers.
On a smaller, succinct level, the ascension of ‘YE TUDDA to the top of pop music’s pantheon might simply be the end of Hip-Hop as we know it and believe it to exist. Oh Word had a great drop and subsequent thread about the only album this year that EVERYONE has had an opinion of.
The ‘Graduation’ album is by no means on the level of an ‘Only Built For Cuban Links’ or an ‘Illmatic’, but at this juncture in the history of the artistic movement called Hip-Hop it has become the time to celebrate it’s death with a party. A party filled with the good life, flashing lights and drunk and hot girls. I wonder if big brother BARRY BONDS will show up? He just loves glory. You can’t tell that fool nothing.
What I’m saying is that Hip-Hop no longer speaks for the poor and disenfranchised. Oh yeah, there’s dead prez, Mos Def and GAME Rebellion, but who gives a fuck about them? It wasn’t just corporate greed that killed Hip-Hop, but aspiration. Who the fuck wants to come back to the ghetto once you’ve left that place? Unless, of course, you know of a sweet limestone facade browstone townhouse in Fort Greene that someone’s little ‘ol grandma might be selling. Because I’m looking to buy right now. Fuck having street cred, I need a lot of FICO cred right now. When my kids are gamboling up and down the steps of my brownstone their iPods or whatever device the future holds for us will be filled with music from artists whose name I can’t pronounce and whose lyrics sound like chipmunks or walruses or whatever. Hopefully, when I listen to this next genre I will be able to recall some of the samples they use with the music that was the soundtrack to my life. In this way I will be able give my kids music from A Tribe Called Quest the same way that my parents gave me music from John Coltrane.
For the Hip-Hop generation, our time has passed. We had a good run and we created some great art, but it’s time for us to pass the baton. I wonder if you know what that means?
A special prize goes out to the person who guesses correctly the number of phonebooks that KanYe is standing on in order to look Curtis directly in the eyes.
Well today is the day cRap Music Moguls. The day we have all been waiting for. The clash of teh ghey titans goes head to head [ll]. Not that way, but then again who the hell knows how freaky these egomaniacs are. One thing is for sure, the only way to beat these terrorists is to spend some money. If you don’t put yourselves further into debt we could all end up chillaxin’ with Tupac and Biggie. Hopefully they have a pool out back.
The cRap Music Fantasy League is entering the home stretch for the third quarter and it has become a horse race for essentially five label owners provided Mitchy Slick doesn’t do anything too crazy like a triple murder suicide. That would earn him and his label owner iFUX a lot of points. Don’t get any ideas either FUX, without you on your blog grizzly where would I get to see all the iCandy of the hottest broads from UniVision?
As the quarters are about to end the blue chip, sureshot superstars always stand the fuck up. R.KELLY is getting all of label owners their points. Jay-Z opens a new 40/40 Club and whoever was smart enough to put the ‘old head’ on their roster is benefitting from that move. Let’s not forget your girl Foxy Brown, who manages to remain a point scorer without even releasing a note of music. The big story this quarter is all about Fisty Scent and ‘Ye Tudda. These two will both close out the Q3 scoring with platinum albums thanks to the hype machine that Universal Music Group operates. Let’s listen to a few songs from the WonderTwins latest albums…
‘YE TUDDA – ‘Flashing Lights’
Put on your rockstar shades when you bump this joint.
FISTY SCENT – ‘Gun Go Off’
Put on your bulletproof vest ‘cuz they shootin’! NSFW
Here’s a look at all the label owners and their scores, read it and weep bitches…
Gain Green Records 5600
Krack Ko Kaine Entertainment 5350
Grand Theft Audio Records 5100
DubbleUP Entertainment 4850
America Done Fell Off Records 4350
Rook Records 4275
Blue & Creme Entertainment 4050
Sheem-Deem Entertainment 3975
Pretty Dollar Entertainment 3925
Combat Jack Entertainment 3925
Flatline Records 3925
20/20 Proof Records 3800
Deaf Jam Records 3750
Incilin Productions 3600
Rainmen Records 3550
GnomesayinTambout 3450
Bamboozled Records 3375
Smart-Dumb Rappers Records 3300
Brick Productions 3250
Cool Cash Collective 3200
Ambulance Entertainment 3175
626 WreckChords 3125
Yes Baby Yes Entertainment 3075
BlackStar Records 2975
Diamond Ballers Records 2900
Harleyworld Music 2825
Quarter Water Juice Records 2775
Game One Records 2725
11206 Records 2675
Roscoes Records & Waffles 2575
Bodega Records 2550
Renegade Records 2475
Windbreaker Records 2425
Bulletproof Records 2400
NYC Records 2350
Dead Presidents Records 2325
Derailed Records 2075
Avant-Garde Records 2075
R.adabing I.ntontanton P.roductions 2075
Da Wig Snatcherz 1950
Paperclip Records 1950
Mental Calisthenics Records 1850
Cloud Nine Records 1850
Chaos Records 1725
Likwid Tangs Music 1575
I Fux Entertainment 1450
Buffoonery Recordings 1125
Fingered Records 1075
I put together a few graphs to chart some of the specific info that was gleaned from the scoring this quarter. Shouts to El Gringo Colombiano for creating the spreadsheet that powered the cMFL.
Money Points > Notoriety Points
The pie chart above shows us that Notoriety Points were nearly one-fourth of the total points earned this quarter. Thanks to Remy Ma blasting the shit out of her former weedcarrier/wigbrusher and Foxy Brown just being her 7-30 self there was a good number of points to be had from rappers acting bad. Not bad meaning good, but bad meaning bad.
Regional Points
Here we see a bar graph that describes to us which regions were the heavyweights in the cRap Music Fantasy League. The West coast should go kill themselves by ghostriding their whips off the Golden Gate Bridge. How the hell are y’all gonna get pwned by international cRappers? Mitchy Slick, you got the whole Westside on your back player. It’s time to go in hard or that chick M.I.A. will have you beat. And that party people, would be fucked the fuck up.
Teh Ghey Titan EgoMania
Some of the best artists mask their insecurities behind a facade of zealous self-assuredness. Fisty Scent was always a cocksure entertainer, but ‘Ye Tudda’s ego has gone out the roof to touch the sky. Somebody please get this man a spaceship.
There’s still a few weeks left in this quarter so it ain’t over ’til the Black lady sings. Here’s two more tracks from the saviors of Hip-Hop music. Fisty Scent wins this round easily because MARY J. BLIGE >>> Coldplay’s CHRIS MARTIN.
FISTY SCENT – ‘All Of Me’ (featuring MARY J. BLIGE
Thumbs up to RAFI for catching Foxy in a good mood.
Right now I could really use an intern on my team that was willing to write an encouraging letter to Fox Boogie Brown. Shorty might be held down for a minute in order to get her mind right. She could definitely use the encouragement and support.
The Jena 6 need a whole lot more than just some scribble on a sheet of loose leaf. Them fools need the great Black god in the sky to come down on a spaceship and take them away to a better place. It’s obscene that the Black Code is still in effect after all that good work that WILL SMITH, CUBA GOODING Jr. and MORGAN FREEMAN have put in to help white get their shit together.
It looks like the iNTERNETS CELEBRITIES are going to go in hard on the Jena 6 story. We may even possibly hitchhike to Louisiana or go on a fast food strike. Hitchhiking seems more likely. Stay tuned and if anyone out there has ever been in love with Foxy and you want to get word to her just drop me an e-mail so we can get this shit on and popping.
